I'm bored

JaysonandKristin · January 2013

shanado:
I'm back. Grocery shopping is a real biitch! Nice work ladies!

I got to grocery shopping by myself today while Jay stayed home with the kids. It was something like heaven.

I can't believe how much I enjoy solitude now.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

DS has been running around screaming and throwing tantrums all morning, so I am hiding in the bedroom for a 10 minute break. DH can handle it.

JaysonandKristin · January 2013

We're watching the Ravens v. Seahawks. Hank is yelling, "Go, Baby! Go! Go! Go!" ::claps:: "YEAH!" Then, he ends it all with a fist pump.

He's so his father's son.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

Oh DH! He just came in the bedroom and told me to go get a pedicure, get a trashy magazine, and then go to Chilis and eat queso dip.

He said its going to be a long time before I can get out of the house by myself once this baby comes!

JaysonandKristin · January 2013

eatmorecupcakes:
Oh DH! He just came in the bedroom and told me to go get a pedicure, get a trashy magazine, and then go to Chilis and eat queso dip. He said its going to be a long time before I can get out of the house by myself once this baby comes!

Stay where you are... If I hop a flight now, it'll take me about an hour to get to you!! Meet you there!! Hell, I'll buy!!

NotSharknado · January 2013

JaysonandKristin:
eatmorecupcakes:
Oh DH! He just came in the bedroom and told me to go get a pedicure, get a trashy magazine, and then go to Chilis and eat queso dip.

He said its going to be a long time
before I can get out of the house by myself once this baby
comes!
Stay where you
are...  If I hop a flight now, it'll
take me about an hour to get to you!!
 Meet you there!!  Hell, I'll
buy!! 

I am so jealous of you two right now.

JaysonandKristin · January 2013

BlinkMe182:
WashingtonQueen:
I have the Dinosaur Train song stuck in my head.

Take a Riiiiiii iiiiiiidddddeeee on the Dinosaur Trainnnnn...

aww. crap, now it's in my head!

Once upon a time, there was a mom.

Her name was Mrs. Pteranodon.

Sittin' on her nest she heard a scratch.

She said, "Oh boy! My eggs are hatching!"

NotSharknado · January 2013

What network is this Dinosaur Train on?

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

There can't be anything worse than having Fresh Beat songs stuck in your head.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

shanado:
JaysonandKristin:
eatmorecupcakes:
Oh DH! He just came in the bedroom and told me to go get a pedicure, get a trashy magazine, and then go to Chilis and eat queso dip.

He said its going to be a long time
before I can get out of the house by myself once this baby
comes!
Stay where you
are...  If I hop a flight now, it'll
take me about an hour to get to you!!
 Meet you there!!  Hell, I'll
buy!! 
I am so jealous of you two right now.

.

Haha. I wish. Shanado, can you at least eat some Garretts popcorn for me? Drool.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

Pedicure and mobile bumping? Sure, why not!

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

I love my kid, but man oh man am I happy to be out of that house today!! His latest trick is head butting and he's got a huge head!!

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

Oh hell yeah. Fight in the nail salon. This rather loud lady is yelling at one of the nail ladies telling her what a shiity job she did last time. And the nail lady is arguing back. Win.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

Omg. Don't bring your 4 year old son to the nail salon. I left mine at home for a reason!!!

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

Le sigh. I finally get a break and everyone else had to go and be parents.

NotSharknado · January 2013

eatmorecupcakes:
I love my kid, but man oh man am I happy to be out of that house today!! His latest trick is head butting and he's got a huge head!!

Ugh, Sophia just started this. I swear she wants to beat the hell out of me.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

I guess I could at least us a solid and get us to page 21.

NotSharknado · January 2013

She claws at our faces too. Poor dh had to start his new job looking like he got into a fight with an alley cat.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

Ok, I'll give the lady a pass. For now. She brought an iPad and headphones.

NotSharknado · January 2013

21!!

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

I am so out of touch that the trashy magazines from October are still new to me.

NotSharknado · January 2013

I need a facial. My pores are as deep as the grand canyon. Seriously, I could use em for storage. I have a 200 dollar gift card for a spa sitting on my dresser collecting dust.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

I think I'll get my eyebrows waxed while I'm here. It's been a hot minute.

NotSharknado · January 2013

eatmorecupcakes:
I am so out of touch that the trashy magazines from October are still new to me.

I used to get People every month. Mostly for the crossword puzzle. True story.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

Shame on you!!! Use that Shiit!

NotSharknado · January 2013

eatmorecupcakes:
I think I'll get my eyebrows waxed while I'm here. It's been a hot minute.

If I don't get waxed soon I'm gonna start looking like Burt Reynolds.

NotSharknado · January 2013

I swear my baby is the neediest baby on the planet. I literally never actually sit down.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

Hey lady, I asked you to remove my callouses, not the first 15 layers of skin.

NotSharknado · January 2013

I'm supposed to start working out tonight. I don't think that's gonna happen.

NotSharknado · January 2013

eatmorecupcakes:
Hey lady, I asked you to remove my callouses, not the first 15 layers of skin.

They are brutal.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

shanado:
I swear my baby is the neediest baby on the planet. I literally never actually sit down.

Mine puts pillows on the floor, yells ni, ni, shoves my body down to the pillows then proceeds to sit on my head.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

shanado:
I'm supposed to start working out tonight. I don't think that's gonna happen.

I am SO looking forward into getting back into shape after this baby. Hot yoga here I come!!!

NotSharknado · January 2013

eatmorecupcakes:
Hey lady, I asked you to remove my callouses, not the first 15 layers of skin.

I'm quoting you twice. I always feel like they talk shiit about me to one another.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

I think I should shave tonight too. I'm surprised this lady's hands aren't getting stuck in my leg hairs. It's hard to shave with a toddler in the shower.

NotSharknado · January 2013

I just spent 243 dollars on groceries and we are ordering pizza for dinner. I'm the worst wife and mother. Meh.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

I love pizza.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

Does this thread officially make us a puppies and rainbows board? I could be okay with that.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

Before I left the house DH, DS and I polished off a bag of pirates booty. 4 servings my azz.

NotSharknado · January 2013

Probably. Drama is over rated. Puppies n rainbows are the new in.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

This lady keeps fanning my toes with a magazine subscription card to dry them. Fancy.

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