Confessions...

missyishere · January 2013

CMonkey515:
I was lurking on the married life board on GBCN. There was a thread where someone posted a link to a penis gallery. Where a bunch of men submit pics of there penis and stats about size and whatnot. Of course I had to look. I just spent the last 45 minutes looking through it. It was like a train wreck and I just couldn't stop myself. I have to say that I now realize I've been pretty fortunate in my penis exposure. There were quite a few horrifying looking members on there!

Shut the front door, you should link us!

thetheisens · January 2013

peelester429:
I have to run most days or I go insane. Lately, CK has been in an, "I hate my stroller" phase. The only thing that'll get her through a run the jogging stroller is lots of her favorite snacks. So there I am, running, while CK stuffs her face. It's pretty hypocritical, no?
Oh, andplusalso, CK is on both ear and eye drops right now. The bottles are almost the exact same, and yesterday I accidentally put her ear drops in her eyes and her eye drops in her ears.

The ear drops they give us for C when we think he' s getting an infection are actually eye drops. We got them after he got his tubes put in. Maybe yours are to?

CMonkey515 · January 2013

missyleaferg:
CMonkey515:
I was lurking on the married life board on GBCN. There was a thread where someone posted a link to a penis gallery. Where a bunch of men submit pics of there penis and stats about size and whatnot. Of course I had to look. I just spent the last 45 minutes looking through it. It was like a train wreck and I just couldn't stop myself. I have to say that I now realize I've been pretty fortunate in my penis exposure. There were quite a few horrifying looking members on there!
Shut the front door, you should link us!

Ha. Yeah, I don't know if I can directly link to that without getting banned. I can link to the married life thread. If you want to look. The link for the peen site is tword the bottom of the first page. Sorry not clicky.

https://pandce.****/index.cgi?board=ml&action=display&thread=119698

peelester429 · January 2013

thetheisens:
peelester429:
I have to run most days or I go insane. Lately, CK has been in an, "I hate my stroller" phase. The only thing that'll get her through a run the jogging stroller is lots of her favorite snacks. So there I am, running, while CK stuffs her face. It's pretty hypocritical, no?
Oh, andplusalso, CK is on both ear and eye drops right now. The bottles are almost the exact same, and yesterday I accidentally put her ear drops in her eyes and her eye drops in her ears.
The ear drops they give us for C when we think he' s getting an infection are actually eye drops. We got them after he got his tubes put in. Maybe yours are to?

Yeah, I called the nurse yesterday - They're manufactured by the same company, but are different. But she said it's fine. MH said if he'd done it I would've been all over his azz about it, and he's right. But since I made the mistake, I acted like it was NBD.

hunnybunny614 · January 2013

peelester429:

Yeah, I called the nurse yesterday - They're manufactured by the same company, but are different. But she said it's fine. MH said if he'd done it I would've been all over his azz about it, and he's right. But since I made the mistake, I acted like it was NBD.

I am the queen of hypocrisy. Pretty much everything I yell at dh for, he catches me doing.

kellybug80 · January 2013

CMonkey515:
I was lurking on the married life board on GBCN. There was a thread where someone posted a link to a penis gallery. Where a bunch of men submit pics of there penis and stats about size and whatnot. Of course I had to look. I just spent the last 45 minutes looking through it. It was like a train wreck and I just couldn't stop myself. I have to say that I now realize I've been pretty fortunate in my penis exposure. There were quite a few horrifying looking members on there!

I have been lurking there recently, too. The drama is addicting.

My confession: I think my temper has been out of control lately. I have been really stressed (we moved last month under a time crunch and there are still boxes around, we are strapped for cash, I had to defer school and I'm not sure I'll be able to afford it, blah, blah, etc.), and I am just not handling it well.

The other night I was trying to give Sophie a bath but there was no water, and I flipped my shizz. I was yelling and swearing (S was right there) and all the while I knew I was acting like a crazy person. So far SO has been the recipient of my tantrums (which I feel bad about, but it hasn't stopped me), but I am afraid I might start yelling at the baby. I feel like such a bad mom sometimes.

pennysuedog · January 2013

crystalbaby:
pennysuedog:
V usually goes in the shower w/ MH. He holds her. We started giving Audrey showers to try to keep her a wake when she was a baby, and had her days and nights mixed up. We found that showers were so much easier we vowed we were going to make this kid like them, and she loves them.
Well dammit, Penny. This is like a Preggers post. Sucks you didn't take your daughter in the shower with you when she was a newborn, otherwise she'd like showers like my baby. LMAO!

Yeah pretty much.

No... I'm saying it took us three kids to figure that one out. Hey, I bet your kid sleeps in their crib. We are just starting that battle.

pennysuedog · January 2013

I just went to the penis gallery. Some poor guy has an inverted one.

mamaZbo · January 2013

I am waiting until after work to look at the penis gallery, which I guess is part of my confession. The rest is that I haven't actually seen too many and I am always curious how DH compares. He does come from a place that ranked pretty big on the penis-size map, so maybe I am doing pretty well.

Liz4444 · January 2013

The other night, it sounded like li said " ohshit". She could have gotten it from either of us... Oops...

missyishere · January 2013

pennysuedog:
I just went to the penis gallery. Some poor guy has an inverted one.

I went there and only saw a chart. Am I not doing something right? Why am I so worried about seeing peen?

pennysuedog · January 2013

missyleaferg:
pennysuedog:
I just went to the penis gallery. Some poor guy has an inverted one.
I went there and only saw a chart. Am I not doing something right? Why am I so worried about seeing peen?

Scroll down a little farther someone has s a link to the gallery.

Fianschneid · January 2013

pennysuedog:
missyleaferg:
pennysuedog:
I got a laser hair removal system for Christmas.nbsp; MH has been my spa assistant and zapping me.nbsp; The first treatment we used a level 3, this last treatment I thought we should go to level 5 the highest.nbsp; I literally jumped off the bed when he did my "tender womanly folds." nbsp; It was like being snapped with a red hot electric rubber band.nbsp; It left a nice red welt on the bits.nbsp; I'm a trooper though and we turned it back down to a 3 and carried on.nbsp; I'm shocked that it actually seems to be working too!nbsp; nbsp;
I'm totally jelly. I hate my body hair! Pasty skin plus black body hair is not sexy.
I'm so pasty, I'm transparent. Which is great because when I shaved my legs you could still see the hair under my skin. I know it sounds sexy but it really is not.

what system did you get? Would you recommend it? Like you and Missy, I'm pale with lots of dark hair.

missyishere · January 2013

pennysuedog:
missyleaferg:
pennysuedog:
I just went to the penis gallery. Some poor guy has an inverted one.
I went there and only saw a chart. Am I not doing something right? Why am I so worried about seeing peen?
Scroll down a little farther someone has s a link to the gallery.

Oooh...belly buttons. I am really glad to have never seen anything like some of those IRL. I am also very grateful for my DH's peen.

pennysuedog · January 2013

Fianschneid:
pennysuedog:
missyleaferg:
pennysuedog:
I got a laser hair removal system for Christmas.nbsp; MH has been my spa assistant and zapping me.nbsp; The first treatment we used a level 3, this last treatment I thought we should go to level 5 the highest.nbsp; I literally jumped off the bed when he did my "tender womanly folds." nbsp; It was like being snapped with a red hot electric rubber band.nbsp; It left a nice red welt on the bits.nbsp; I'm a trooper though and we turned it back down to a 3 and carried on.nbsp; I'm shocked that it actually seems to be working too!nbsp; nbsp;
I'm totally jelly. I hate my body hair! Pasty skin plus black body hair is not sexy.
I'm so pasty, I'm transparent. Which is great because when I shaved my legs you could still see the hair under my skin. I know it sounds sexy but it really is not.
what system did you get? Would you recommend it? Like you and Missy, I'm pale with lots of dark hair.

I have the Remington I-light, I don't want to endorse it yet though because I'm only on my second treatment. It sounds like it is not permanent but can be? It sound like you have to do 4 initial treatments, 2 weeks apart. Then after that you should just have to maintain any new growth. I'm a little skeptical but we will see.

RoxRing · January 2013

I purposely smeared avocado and banana on my face in an effort to make a facemask. I'm hoping E doesnt wake up or he will likely freak out.

Mrs. Mo · January 2013

colleenb262:
For various reasons, my friend canceled her OOT bachelorette party that we were supposed to have in the spring. Now we are doing one of the those bus bar-hopping things around this area. She keeps talking about how fun it's going to be, but it's so not my thing. I was looking forward to going to a relaxing girl's weekend away and am sad we're not doing the OOT party!

Oh, gawd, I can only imagine the places you may go (Liquor Store, Gypsy Bar, Teq. Rain) unless you end up just bar-hopping in the Alston/Brighton area (White Horse, etc)

Elsa1984 · January 2013

My confession: a friend text SO that they are expecting and I laughed. He has two high school kids from his first marriage. It took years for him and his wife to get pregnant with their daughter "P". She is now 18mo and they never put her down, completely baby her, and never let her really be a kid. They mentioned how long it took to conceive P and I mentioned to not think it cannot happen again because our other friends figured their son was a "miracle baby", let their birth control guard down, and ended up with twins...three kids under the age of 2. Well SO's friend didn't listen to what I said and pulled the "it took so long with P, we didn't think it could happen" card...and now they are 8 weeks pregnant, with twins! I had to laugh because they are idiots, but I also feel bad for P because she is in for a rude awakening.

My other confession is that I hate my stomach after having Gator. I don't think it will ever look somewhat normal. I carried around a over 9lb baby and had a csection so I have the awful "belly apron". But it is also shaped weird in front so it looks like I am four months pregnant. And it seems I am losing weight everywhere but in that area. It's embarrassing and we have a boat so come boating season, it's mortifying being in a bathing suit. Last year, I wore a tank top the whole time, even if I took a dip in the water. I just wish I could get rid of it!

Scramblersmom · January 2013

Elsa1984:
My confession: a friend text SO that they are expecting and I laughed. He has two high school kids from his first marriage. It took years for him and his wife to get pregnant with their daughter "P". She is now 18mo and they never put her down, completely baby her, and never let her really be a kid. They mentioned how long it took to conceive P and I mentioned to not think it cannot happen again because our other friends figured their son was a "miracle baby", let their birth control guard down, and ended up with twins...three kids under the age of 2. Well SO's friend didn't listen to what I said and pulled the "it took so long with P, we didn't think it could happen" card...and now they are 8 weeks pregnant, with twins! I had to laugh because they are idiots, but I also feel bad for P because she is in for a rude awakening. My other confession is that I hate my stomach after having Gator. I don't think it will ever look somewhat normal. I carried around a over 9lb baby and had a csection so I have the awful "belly apron". But it is also shaped weird in front so it looks like I am four months pregnant. And it seems I am losing weight everywhere but in that area. It's embarrassing and we have a boat so come boating season, it's mortifying being in a bathing suit. Last year, I wore a tank top the whole time, even if I took a dip in the water. I just wish I could get rid of it!

I have the same issue. I was overweight before I was pregnant with DS but I lost all of my baby weight plus additional weight. My stomach still looks like I am 5 mos pregnant and I hate it. DS was only 7#7oz. but I had a C-section too. I just wanted to let you know that I do not think you are alone.

rous27 · January 2013

Elsa1984:

My other confession is that I hate my stomach after having Gator. I don't think it wiln ever look somewhat normal. I carried around a over 9lb baby and had a csection so I have the awful "belly apron". But it is also nshaped weird in front so it looks like I am four months pregnant. And it seems I am losing weight everywhere but in that area. It's embarrassing and we have a boat so come boating season, it's mortifying being in a bathing suit. Last year, I wore a tank top the whole time, even if I took a dip in the water. I just wish I could get rid of it!

Don't let it get to you. I know it is hard not to, but I hope you will get there soon.
I have had three abdominal surgeries and my stomach area is ruined forever and I'm okay with it. When it comes to the appearance of my belly, the only opinion I care about is MH's. He couldn't care less.

My confession, I nearly got in a car wreck due to the people who can't drive on ice. I wish the guy actually hit me hard enough to total my car. I hate my grandma car and want a new one.

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