I thought by now I would be at least okay with having you to go to every morning but the "I'm doing this for my baby" excuse isn't even working any more. I am sick of needing you around and I have no passion for you anymore. In open secrecy, I hope that parent does go to the board for that honest mistake I made last week and I get to resign.
Yours truly,
Stretched to thin
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DS #1 born 05/25/2012 BFP#2: 06/12/2013 ---- loss DS #2 born 4/08/2014 BPF#4: 2/1/2016 --- 2/23/2016 suspected molar pregnancy--- 3/15/2016 D&E - diagnosis MM BFP#5 - 9/22/2016 * formally bornmommy
I'm truly sorry! I have made a lot of mistakes and someday you will know that. I am sorry I didn't meet your daddy before you were born but i am truly grateful that God brought him into our lives when you were 18 months. I'm sorry you have a birth father you have never met and that you will have to feel the pain that will come from my mistakes.
I am sorry that I have learned how to be a mom though trial and error and you have been my test subject. I am sorry I didn't breast feed you, I didn't like wearing you and I worked when you were young. I am sorry I didn't do the research on things for you like I have your brothers. I am sorry I was young and dumb and could have done so much better!
I am sorry I am still learning as you grow and that you are still the test subject because as you grow and have first they're my firsts too. I am sorry I don't do a better job being your mom that I do expect so much from you and that I don't always remember what a GREAT person you are!
I love you and have always been proud of you please know that. You changed me for the better in more ways than you can ever know, you taught me what selfless love is! So please forgive me
Thank you for making today my first day back to work instead of the second week of December. It was great to have Christmas off with my LO. That said, were you really so desperate for help that you had to hire a total asshat as my mat.leave replacement? This chick didn't keep any inventory for 8 months! Now you expect me to magically work out the figures and do my regular job by the time I have to quit? K Thanks.
Sincerely; Disgruntled on Day 1
Dear Daycare Subsidy Program;
I understand that you cannot help everybody, however daycare in this area is rediculously expensive and we cannot afford alone it no matter what your fancy calculator says. Going back to work and finding out I have to quit all in the same day is very stressful (see above letter for clarification as to why I want to smash my head on the desk). Not that I mind having to stay home with my LO as of the 10th of February, I can handle being a SAHM, but having that extra income to be able to do something on a weekend other than pay bills would have been nice.
This is the 2nd time that my daughter was "accidently" not fed lunch. I understand that you have 8 LO's to look after and my daughter is now one of the older kids, however I pay you almost $700 a month to take care of my child which includes feeding her 3 bottles and 2 meals per day. If this happens again there will be no 2 week notice given. I will pull her out of there and find a daycare provider that doesn't spread their employees too thin to do their jobs. Thank you
Dear DH,I would love it if we could occasionally kiss or make out without you assuming I want to have sex. Most days I am exhausted and having sex feels like another chore on my endless list, but I would appreciate a hug or a cuddle. But just because I touch you does not mean I am trying to hop in the sack! Also, stop asking for BJs. It will happen when I start sleeping a full 8 hours again.Sincerely,Your loving wife
Due 3.27.14 (lame because I cannot figure out how to save a fun ticker.....)
Dear DH,I would love it if we could occasionally kiss or make out without you assuming I want to have sex. Most days I am exhausted and having sex feels like another chore on my endless list, but I would appreciate a hug or a cuddle. But just because I touch you does not mean I am trying to hop in the sack! Also, stop asking for BJs. It will happen when I start sleeping a full 8 hours again.Sincerely,Your loving wife
BAHAHAHAHAHA. This for me too. I almost peed I laughed so hard.
Re: Open Letter Monday
Dear Job,
I thought by now I would be at least okay with having you to go to every morning but the "I'm doing this for my baby" excuse isn't even working any more. I am sick of needing you around and I have no passion for you anymore. In open secrecy, I hope that parent does go to the board for that honest mistake I made last week and I get to resign.
Yours truly,
Stretched to thin
DS #1 born 05/25/2012
BFP#2: 06/12/2013 ---- loss
DS #2 born 4/08/2014
BPF#4: 2/1/2016 --- 2/23/2016 suspected molar pregnancy--- 3/15/2016 D&E - diagnosis MM
BFP#5 - 9/22/2016
* formally bornmommy
Dear LO,
Please stay well. I'd like to put in a full 5 days at work for a change.
Love,
Mommy
I'm truly sorry! I have made a lot of mistakes and someday you will know that. I am sorry I didn't meet your daddy before you were born but i am truly grateful that God brought him into our lives when you were 18 months. I'm sorry you have a birth father you have never met and that you will have to feel the pain that will come from my mistakes.
I am sorry that I have learned how to be a mom though trial and error and you have been my test subject. I am sorry I didn't breast feed you, I didn't like wearing you and I worked when you were young. I am sorry I didn't do the research on things for you like I have your brothers. I am sorry I was young and dumb and could have done so much better!
I am sorry I am still learning as you grow and that you are still the test subject because as you grow and have first they're my firsts too. I am sorry I don't do a better job being your mom that I do expect so much from you and that I don't always remember what a GREAT person you are!
I love you and have always been proud of you please know that. You changed me for the better in more ways than you can ever know, you taught me what selfless love is! So please forgive me
Love mom
Dear DR office,
I would like to not have to wait 2-3 hours for a call back when my child has pink eye and I just want to get some eye drops for him.
Thanks!
Dear Work Manager;
Thank you for making today my first day back to work instead of the second week of December. It was great to have Christmas off with my LO. That said, were you really so desperate for help that you had to hire a total asshat as my mat.leave replacement? This chick didn't keep any inventory for 8 months! Now you expect me to magically work out the figures and do my regular job by the time I have to quit? K Thanks.
Sincerely;
Disgruntled on Day 1
Dear Daycare Subsidy Program;
I understand that you cannot help everybody, however daycare in this area is rediculously expensive and we cannot afford alone it no matter what your fancy calculator says. Going back to work and finding out I have to quit all in the same day is very stressful (see above letter for clarification as to why I want to smash my head on the desk). Not that I mind having to stay home with my LO as of the 10th of February, I can handle being a SAHM, but having that extra income to be able to do something on a weekend other than pay bills would have been nice.
Sincerely;
Rich in Life but Poor in Pocket.
Dear Girl at Daycare that makes all the other kids sick,
Congratulations! I'm so excited you are moving to the bigger kid room today. My little girl's sinuses appreciate it.
Dear Caregivers at my daughters daycare,
This is the 2nd time that my daughter was "accidently" not fed lunch. I understand that you have 8 LO's to look after and my daughter is now one of the older kids, however I pay you almost $700 a month to take care of my child which includes feeding her 3 bottles and 2 meals per day. If this happens again there will be no 2 week notice given. I will pull her out of there and find a daycare provider that doesn't spread their employees too thin to do their jobs. Thank you
Sincerely,
Very Frustrated Mother
BAHAHAHAHAHA. This for me too. I almost peed I laughed so hard.