Funny stuff kids say...

tarebear9891 · January 2013

DS1 was rubbing his hands across my boobs, tracing the letters on my shirt.

I said, "That's mommy's private area, you shouldn't touch there."

Luke yelled, "that's where your penis is?!!!!!!"

So we had to have a discussion about the difference between boys and girls.

What's something funny your kids have said recently? I need a good laugh!

chiualover · January 2013

That is the best, brahahahahah!

shadypines · January 2013

I have nothing at the moment. But that was a good laugh! Smile

Hesterlicious · January 2013

Ike knows what nipples are from showering with daddy. He calls hem neepals and it sounds like meatballs.

He says Bah Humbug a lot in the sweetest voice.

ammare · January 2013

Last night as I was carrying DS from the bathroom I bumped his elbow on the door. I thought it would hurt so I started saying sorry and acting concerned. He said "It's okay, it's a little thing mom." Just thought it was funny that my 3 year old was telling me not to get worked up.

hmp1 · January 2013

CTGirl30:
DD discovered the buttons on a shirt I was wearing the other day so we were repeating the word "buttons!" She then went over to DH, lifted up his shirt and looked at his nipples and said, "buttons!" I just about died laughing.

James calls his nipples freckles.

RondackHiker · January 2013

After his bath last night, DS ran up to me and yelled, "Look, mommy! Ickles go goodbye!" And then he kind of contracted his stomach and his testicles were pulled up and vanished.

I cried laughing, so he ran around showing all his stuffed animals how he could make his "ickles" go away.

shadypines · January 2013

I have a old one...

One day I asked my 3 year old if he wanted me to make him an ice cream sundae and his response was ?No, I want it right now? !!

GrayGhost13 · January 2013

I found DS this morning standing next to the bed with his arms and head resting on the bed...and he was sound asleep. I am not sure whether his legs rolled out and he didn't wake up or if he got up and walked around and fell asleep before he got back into bed. It was so funny!

shadypines · January 2013

ammare:
Last night as I was carrying DS from the bathroom I bumped his elbow on the door. I thought it would hurt so I started saying sorry and acting concerned. He said "It's okay, it's a little thing mom." Just thought it was funny that my 3 year old was telling me not to get worked up.

That's cute!

missyishere · January 2013

That's hilarious! Nora is a little young to pull something off like your story. She still cracks me up sometimes. She totally called me out the other day. I let one rip while playing with her. She then yells to DH, "Momma poop, momma poop!" Nice, kid. Now, I can't even think about blaming her anymore.

SoDoMojo · January 2013

That is hilarious!

chiualover · January 2013

RondackHiker:
After his bath last night, DS ran up to me and yelled, "Look, mommy! Ickles go goodbye!" And then he kind of contracted his stomach and his testicles were pulled up and vanished. I cried laughing, so he ran around showing all his stuffed animals how he could make his "ickles" go away.

I'm crying!

I can't wait for when my grandson starts talking.

14kgirl · January 2013

Yesterday I caught DS1 climbing up on his kid-sized table.

Me: Please get down from there right now.

DS: I CAN'T, MOM!

Me: Why not?

DS: I have Spiderman feet.

SoDoMojo · January 2013

RondackHiker:
After his bath last night, DS ran up to me and yelled, "Look, mommy! Ickles go goodbye!" And then he kind of contracted his stomach and his testicles were pulled up and vanished.

I cried laughing, so he ran around showing all his stuffed animals how he could make his "ickles" go away.

O. M. G. Hahahahaha!

RondackHiker · January 2013

All of these are hilarious. I love kids.

ReeseFox · January 2013

DH and I were bantering yesterday about something and he ended with "Oh, I forgot you fart rainbows." DD1 chimes in "yea...brown rainbows." It caught me off guard at first because her comedic timing is not always this on point. I just looked at her and we both started cracking up. DH was horrified lol.

EVA116 · January 2013

It wasn't really funny until I look back but

DD was sleeping with me because she had been so sick and I was still worried about her breathing. Anyways, we both fell asleep and then I hear, very quiet

"daddy"

I look up and my H is standing at the end of the bed...only my mind registered it as an intruder and I screamed at the top of my lungs and scared the crap out of all of us.

DH just kept yelling, "It's me, it's me...it's okay"

synchrosally · January 2013

Ha ha ha. That's hilarious!

Lilywildcat · January 2013

I was getting my DD ready for bed last night,she was saying all her body parts, and instead of nipples, she said 'boobies'. DS came in the room and said 'mommy, you know how you gave us milk from your boobies?' and i cautiously said 'yes, why'? He says 'is the milk always there, because if no one is drinking from your boobies anymore then you should get rid of the milk and your boobies will get smaller'. i had to stifle the laugh.

AquaFlowers · January 2013

Hahaha! I got nothing at the moment.

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