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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    Damn I hate country music.
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
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    imagegimmietimmies:
    Hester, do you realize how close to gold we are? We need a going for the gold thread. And this spam thread doesn't count, too subtle.


    I need another 700 post week. I suppose I could go for the gold by my birthday and accomplish something by 31


    Do it!


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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member

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    I held my friends newborn today. 'Twas awesome! Mommy of the baby is on TB too, so I'm sure some of you may have seen said baby.
    Jealous. I love new squish.
    It doesn't make we want another, but man, are babies awesome!
    Agreed. You can't make me have another, but I love to cuddle. No one near me is expecting, so there is a new baby drought and I'm sad. 
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:
    Damn I hate country music.
    Me too. I'd rather have my migraine. 
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    imagemissyleaferg:
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagegimmietimmies:
    Hester, do you realize how close to gold we are? We need a going for the gold thread. And this spam thread doesn't count, too subtle.
    I need another 700 post week. I suppose I could go for the gold by my birthday and accomplish something by 31
    Do it!
    I'm in, as long as we're doing evenings.
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    Want bad service? Make your pregnant waitress with aching hips waddle up steps to serve you. I'm not going up unless I have to.
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagegimmietimmies:
    imagemissyleaferg:
    I held my friends newborn today. 'Twas awesome! Mommy of the baby is on TB too, so I'm sure some of you may have seen said baby.
    Jealous. I love new squish.
    Im gonna get me one of those.
    Sniff, so far away!
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    imagegimmietimmies:
    imagemissyleaferg:
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagegimmietimmies:
    Hester, do you realize how close to gold we are? We need a going for the gold thread. And this spam thread doesn't count, too subtle.


    I need another 700 post week. I suppose I could go for the gold by my birthday and accomplish something by 31


    Do it!
    I'm in, as long as we're doing evenings.


    Dh will love to have a night off from me.
    We will tell people that it's for silver posters only and then we will get thread crashers. I'll start it now if you're in.
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    I will also continue to spam here.
    Because I'm at work people will come in and ruin my spamming of 2 threads. Then I will make tips!
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
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    Want bad service? Make your pregnant waitress with aching hips waddle up steps to serve you. I'm not going up unless I have to.
    Wink
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:
    Want bad service? Make your pregnant waitress with aching hips waddle up steps to serve you. I'm not going up unless I have to.
    Wink
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagegimmietimmies:
    imagemissyleaferg:
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagegimmietimmies:
    Hester, do you realize how close to gold we are? We need a going for the gold thread. And this spam thread doesn't count, too subtle.
    I need another 700 post week. I suppose I could go for the gold by my birthday and accomplish something by 31
    Do it!
    I'm in, as long as we're doing evenings.
    Dh will love to have a night off from me. We will tell people that it's for silver posters only and then we will get thread crashers. I'll start it now if you're in.
    I'm in. We need a ridiculous title though, with keep out somewhere.
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagegimmietimmies:
    imagemissyleaferg:
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagegimmietimmies:
    Hester, do you realize how close to gold we are? We need a going for the gold thread. And this spam thread doesn't count, too subtle.
    I need another 700 post week. I suppose I could go for the gold by my birthday and accomplish something by 31
    Do it!
    I'm in, as long as we're doing evenings.
    Dh will love to have a night off from me. We will tell people that it's for silver posters only and then we will get thread crashers. I'll start it now if you're in.
    I'm in. We need a ridiculous title though, with keep out somewhere.
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  • LuckyMarleyLuckyMarley
    I spent the night / morning in the hospital with DD1. I highly suspected meningitis. Doctor with no bedside manner insisted 3 different times it definitely wasn't meningitis. One flu swab, one blood draw, and one VERY painful lumbar puncture later, guess what? She has viral meningitis. I really would have rather been wrong. 
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    Thank you bump for duo posts.
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    I was just going to call it Going for the Gold. Because that is cheesy. And then I would lay down the rules as my first post.
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
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    I spent the night / morning in the hospital with DD1. I highly suspected meningitis. Doctor with no bedside manner insisted 3 different times it definitely wasn't meningitis. One flu swab, one blood draw, and one VERY painful lumbar puncture later, guess what? She has viral meningitis. I really would have rather been wrong. 
    Boo to the doctor, good for you for pushing the momma instincts.
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:
    I was just going to call it Going for the Gold. Because that is cheesy. And then I would lay down the rules as my first post.
    That's okay. I was thinking something more eye catching like Hi Ho Silvers only or sumshit.
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  • LuckyMarleyLuckyMarley

    imagegimmietimmies:
    imageLuckyMarley:
    I spent the night / morning in the hospital with DD1. I highly suspected meningitis. Doctor with no bedside manner insisted 3 different times it definitely wasn't meningitis. One flu swab, one blood draw, and one VERY painful lumbar puncture later, guess what? She has viral meningitis. I really would have rather been wrong. 
    Boo to the doctor, good for you for pushing the momma instincts.

    thanks! He was so nice after he figured out I was right.  

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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    Why is no one tipping me today!?!?!?!?
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    imagegimmietimmies:
    imageHesterlicious:
    I was just going to call it Going for the Gold. Because that is cheesy. And then I would lay down the rules as my first post.
    That's okay. I was thinking something more eye catching like Hi Ho Silvers only or sumshit.


    That works too. Start her up!
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  • LuckyMarleyLuckyMarley

    imageHesterlicious:
    Why is no one tipping me today!?!?!?!?

    because they are azzhats? 

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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:
    Why is no one tipping me today!?!?!?!?
    Assh?les.
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagegimmietimmies:
    imageHesterlicious:
    I was just going to call it Going for the Gold. Because that is cheesy. And then I would lay down the rules as my first post.
    That's okay. I was thinking something more eye catching like Hi Ho Silvers only or sumshit.
    That works too. Start her up!
    Here I come baby!
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageLuckyMarley:

    imagegimmietimmies:
    imageLuckyMarley:
    I spent the night / morning in the hospital with DD1. I highly suspected meningitis. Doctor with no bedside manner insisted 3 different times it definitely wasn't meningitis. One flu swab, one blood draw, and one VERY painful lumbar puncture later, guess what? She has viral meningitis. I really would have rather been wrong. 
    Boo to the doctor, good for you for pushing the momma instincts.

    thanks! He was so nice after he figured out I was right.  

    Welome. He sounds young and learning. Hell eventually figure out that parental instincts are usually spot on, and not to be threatened by someone questioning him.
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagegimmietimmies:
    imageHesterlicious:
    I was just going to call it Going for the Gold. Because that is cheesy. And then I would lay down the rules as my first post.
    That's okay. I was thinking something more eye catching like Hi Ho Silvers only or sumshit.
    That works too. Start her up!
    Ready, set, GO!
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    imagegimmietimmies:
    imageHesterlicious:
    Why is no one tipping me today!?!?!?!?
    Asshöles.


    I'm glad no one said it was because I said I would give bad service. That's, like, impossible.
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagegimmietimmies:
    imageHesterlicious:
    Why is no one tipping me today!?!?!?!?
    Assh?les.
    I'm glad no one said it was because I said I would give bad service. That's, like, impossible.
    I don`t have it in me to suck on purpose either. Unless, you know!
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    Cool. One of my tabs said this has 111 replies 11 minute ago
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:
    Cool. One of my tabs said this has 111 replies 11 minute ago
    Yes
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    imageHesterlicious:
    Want bad service? Make your pregnant waitress with aching hips waddle up steps to serve you. I'm not going up unless I have to.


    Or have me serve them. I was a terrible waitress.


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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imagemissyleaferg:
    imageHesterlicious:
    Want bad service? Make your pregnant waitress with aching hips waddle up steps to serve you. I'm not going up unless I have to.
    Or have me serve them. I was a terrible waitress.
    Nominated.
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    My DD looks a lot like her daddy, which makes me a little sad. She's still beautiful, but she's my girl. She should look like me, right?!


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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    Lolz
    The people upstairs tipped me
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    imagemissyleaferg:
    imageHesterlicious:
    Want bad service? Make your pregnant waitress with aching hips waddle up steps to serve you. I'm not going up unless I have to.


    Or have me serve them. I was a terrible waitress.


    Too bad I didn't see this sooner. You could have made 2 dollars and 30 cents.
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  • missyisheremissyishere member

    imageHesterlicious:
    imagemissyleaferg:
    imageHesterlicious:
    Want bad service? Make your pregnant waitress with aching hips waddle up steps to serve you. I'm not going up unless I have to.
    Or have me serve them. I was a terrible waitress.
    Too bad I didn't see this sooner. You could have made 2 dollars and 30 cents.

    Score! I could have bought them a "go fruck yourself" card with that at Walmart. 



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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    DD took a dump in the tub for DH while I was spamming. Ha!


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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    imagemissyleaferg:
    DD took a dump in the tub for DH while I was spamming. Ha!


    Hooray for spam!
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imagemissyleaferg:
    DD took a dump in the tub for DH while I was spamming. Ha!
    ftw!
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    I have another table here and I already know one of them doesn't tip.
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