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  • I love thinking about what fried food to eat for lunch hours before I cook it.
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  • Ew who wants unsalted crackers.
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  • Mmm.  Can you only pick from things that they serve, or do you get to make things up? 
  • H has the stomach flu. I'm doing my best to quarantine DD. 

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  • Did you know cutting up an old Christmas card and using a hole punch and a tassel makes a handy bookmark you can use as a stocking stuffer?
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  • imagesofamonkey:
    Mmm.nbsp; Can you only pick from things that they serve, or do you get to make things up?nbsp;


    I make my own food so I do it my way. Options are limited though. It's usually chicken fingers and cheese toast. Or roast beef sandwich and soup.
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  • imageManateearmz:
    H has the stomach flu. I'm doing my best to quarantine DD.nbsp;



    Ew good luck!
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  • There are no obituaries in the local paper.

    Yes
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  • imagembenit4:
    I am up and trying to get us out the house. I have planned dinner beef stew. Actually DD decided. I really need to meal plan for the week but I don't feel like it.I also have to wash and style DD's hair today. So that means I need some hair products and this will more than likely take all day.I wonder if I should take the kids to the park while I am out? Hhmm. It is cold and rainy so that is a no go.


    Mmmmm beef stew. I was going to make some yesterday buy I was dead tired and my hips hurt so I barely dragged my ass off the couch to make cresent roll pizza.
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  • I guess DHs grandma's boyfriend doesn't tip when she's not with him.
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  • imageHesterlicious:
    I guess DHs grandma's boyfriend doesn't tip when she's not with him.

    Scandalous! 

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  • Do you know they make Saltines without salt on top? What's the point?!?!?!?!!111!?!1!1!

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  • I'm irrationally angry that DH is working. It's his weekend on-call so I shouldn't be surprised. But the Seahawks play at 1:30 and we really wanted to go watch with our friends. DS would get to run and play with the other kids and I'd have some actual adult interaction. I'm thinking about going without DH, but he'll be so sad. Plus the 30 min drive sounds like it sucks. 

    I wanted to eat buffalo wings, but I don't know how to work the grill. 


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  • This was supposed to be my weekend off. Last Sunday

    was so busy I asked to come in today.

    I hate myself, and I am not busy, and Sundays suck

    anyway.

    The only good thing is I can eat my ranch sunflower seeds

    without interuption.

  • imageManateearmz:
    Do you know they make Saltines without salt on top? What's the point?!?!?!?!!111!?!1!1!


    That's exactly what I was whining about 1! 11!!!!!! I found a few left ovet salted ones in case of a pregnancy peanut butter cracket emergency.
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  • I got a text from DH saying Ike smashed a fake brick over the tv screen. I'm quite happy that I refused to upgrade to a flat screen many times.
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  • I'm bored beyond belief.  I have the gray winter blahs already.
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  • imageSoDoMojo:

    I'm irrationally angry that DH is working. It's his weekend on-call so I shouldn't be surprised. But the Seahawks play at 1:30 and we really wanted to go watch with our friends. DS would get to run and play with the other kids and I'd have some actual adult interaction. I'm thinking about going without DH, but he'll be so sad. Plus the 30 min drive sounds like it sucks. 

    I wanted to eat buffalo wings, but I don't know how to work the grill. 

    Go to the party & watch the Hawks game. Dooo eeet~!
  • imagesofamonkey:
    imageSoDoMojo:

    I'm irrationally angry that DH is working. It's his weekend on-call so I shouldn't be surprised. But the Seahawks play at 1:30 and we really wanted to go watch with our friends. DS would get to run and play with the other kids and I'd have some actual adult interaction. I'm thinking about going without DH, but he'll be so sad. Plus the 30 min drive sounds like it sucks. 

    I wanted to eat buffalo wings, but I don't know how to work the grill. 

    Go to the party & watch the Hawks game. Dooo eeet~!

    The Hawks do need our support after all.  


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  • imagesofamonkey:
    imageSoDoMojo:

    I'm irrationally angry that DH is working. It's his weekend on-call so I shouldn't be surprised. But the Seahawks play at 1:30 and we really wanted to go watch with our friends. DS would get to run and play with the other kids and I'd have some actual adult interaction. I'm thinking about going without DH, but he'll be so sad. Plus the 30 min drive sounds like it sucks. 

    I wanted to eat buffalo wings, but I don't know how to work the grill. 

    Go to the party & watch the Hawks game. Dooo eeet~!


    Plus 1.

    Or stay here and spam with me.
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  • imageSoDoMojo:
    imagesofamonkey:
    imageSoDoMojo:

    I'm irrationally angry that DH is working. It's his weekend on-call so I shouldn't be surprised. But the Seahawks play at 1:30 and we really wanted to go watch with our friends. DS would get to run and play with the other kids and I'd have some actual adult interaction. I'm thinking about going without DH, but he'll be so sad. Plus the 30 min drive sounds like it sucks. 

    I wanted to eat buffalo wings, but I don't know how to work the grill. 

    Go to the party & watch the Hawks game. Dooo eeet~!

    The Hawks do need our support after all.  

    Yeah, DH will understand, 30 mins isn't that long of a drive, plus buffalo wings.  Yum!
  • Today is getting to be a very gross day. Cade is gassy, we have changed outfits 3 times now, changed diapers 3 times now. All of which were gross runny poop. He spit up all over me. And thanks to my lovely body we have to clean the carpets. I feel so gross.
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  • imageNana_Osaki06:
    Today is getting to be a very gross day. Cade is gassy, we have changed outfits 3 times now, changed diapers 3 times now. All of which were gross runny poop. He spit up all over me. And thanks to my lovely body we have to clean the carpets. I feel so gross.


    One of my next spammings was going to be that I hope you post in this thread today. I'm sad that this is your post. I hope your day gets less icky!
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  • Why do the annoying icky people always choose the booth backing mine? I should keep a reserved sign there when it's slow.
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  • imageHesterlicious:
    imageNana_Osaki06:
    Today is getting to be a very gross day. Cade is gassy, we have changed outfits 3 times now, changed diapers 3 times now. All of which were gross runny poop. He spit up all over me. And thanks to my lovely body we have to clean the carpets. I feel so gross.


    One of my next spammings was going to be that I hope you post in this thread today. I'm sad that this is your post. I hope your day gets less icky!

    It's typical newborn stuff. Luckily nobody got pooped on. Yet. I kind of hope it's DH that gets pooped or peed on first. It would make me so happy.
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  • Bras and undies are on sale on Lane Bryant. Buy 2/get 2 free for bras. So I got 4 bras and 5 undies for $74 after using a $25 off $75 code. But I have to go to the mall next week to pick them up because I refuse to pay $8 for shipping.
  • Oh wtf. Icky lady doesn't recognize me. I've worked here for 8 years off and in. I sure recognize her. I guess I am totally a different person without make up.
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  • imageMintBerryCrunch:
    Bras and undies are on sale on Lane Bryant. Buy 2/get 2 free for bras. So I got 4 bras and 5 undies for 74 after using a 25 off 75 code. But I have to go to the mall next week to pick them up because I refuse to pay 8 for shipping.

    You would be amazed then to know how much DH spends on shipping. I am perfectly happy with free standard. He likes next day shipping.
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  • imageNana_Osaki06:
    imageHesterlicious:
    imageNana_Osaki06:
    Today is getting to be a very gross day. Cade is gassy, we have changed outfits 3 times now, changed diapers 3 times now. All of which were gross runny poop. He spit up all over me. And thanks to my lovely boat we have to clean the carpets. I feel so gross.


    One of my next spammings was going to be that I hope you post in this thread today. I'm sad that this is your post. I hope your day gets less icky!

    It's typical newborn stuff. Luckily nobody got pooped on. Yet. I kind of hope it's DH that gets pooped or peed on first. It would make me so happy.


    I kind of had that thought too.

    Also I think I stuck the word boat in the quoted post somewhere while scrolling.
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  • Lol
    Sucks that Nana's lovely boat mucked up the carpet.
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  • imageHesterlicious:
    imageNana_Osaki06:
    imageHesterlicious:
    imageNana_Osaki06:
    Today is getting to be a very gross day. Cade is gassy, we have changed outfits 3 times now, changed diapers 3 times now. All of which were gross runny poop. He spit up all over me. And thanks to my lovely boat we have to clean the carpets. I feel so gross.


    One of my next spammings was going to be that I hope you post in this thread today. I'm sad that this is your post. I hope your day gets less icky!

    It's typical newborn stuff. Luckily nobody got pooped on. Yet. I kind of hope it's DH that gets pooped or peed on first. It would make me so happy.


    I kind of had that thought too.

    Also I think I stuck the word boat in the quoted post somewhere while scrolling.

    Well on the bright side I am getting breakfast in bed again. Nothing fancy though. Just cereal and honey buns.
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  • imageHesterlicious:
    Lol
    Sucks that Nana's lovely boat mucked up the carpet.

    I just caught that. I am on mobile. So things look weird.
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  • imagesofamonkey:

    Yeah, DH will understand, 30 mins isn't that long of a drive, plus buffalo wings.  Yum!

    This is what really sucks... DH is the griller of said wings. THERE WILL BE NO WINGS!!!  


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  • You are what you eat Honey Buns.

    Now you have to tell us what kind of cereal.
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  • Sorry you're having a rough day Nana. :( 

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  • imageNana_Osaki06:
    imageHesterlicious:
    Lol
    Sucks that Nana's lovely boat mucked up the carpet.

    I just caught that. I am on mobile. So things look weird.


    It is one of my best auto fixes yet. I usually go back and start again but instead I made it a focal point.
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  • Man, now I need buffalo wings.
  • imageHesterlicious:
    You are what you eat Honey Buns.

    Now you have to tell us what kind of cereal.

    Apple jacks. Healthy right? Healthy food wont be in the house until I can go grocery shopping.
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  • imageHesterlicious:
    Did you know cutting up an old Christmas card and using a hole punch and a tassel makes a handy bookmark you can use as a stocking stuffer?

    Oooh, gonna try that with some of my card stock

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