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A parenting tip (learn from my fail)

When picking up your kid, and taking off their diaper so they can have no-pants time b/c of a gnarly diaper rash, make sure said child did not *just* sneaky drop a deuce (had checked before you went pee just a minute ago) so that turds will not fall out the diaper, onto your foot and floor and get on your shirt. 

I hope that my personal tragedy [will not affect my ability to do good hair... wait, wrong line] will prevent such horrors in the future. 

(also, hello, parenting. this board makes me LOL a lot, and 10 points if you know what movie that line came from) 

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Re: A parenting tip (learn from my fail)

  • Oh no. Thanks for the heads up, though!

    Steel Magnolias?

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  • imagetwentyeightlegs:
    When picking up your kid, and taking off their diaper so they can have nopants time b/c of a gnarly diaper rash, make sure said child did not just sneaky drop a deuce had checked before you went pee just a minute ago so that turds will
    not fall out the diaper, onto your foot
    and floor and get on your
    shirt.nbsp;I hope that my
    personal tragedynbsp;[will not affect
    my ability to do good hair... wait, wrong
    line] will prevent such horrors in the
    future.nbsp;also, hello,
    parenting. this board makes me LOL a
    lot, and 10 points if you know what
    movie that line came
    fromnbsp;
    Ah, yes, the good ol poop bomb. Welcome. Don't Mess With The Zohan?
  • Don't know why I quoted you.
  • Hello! I will only say what that quote is from if you promise it's real bump points. They may mean nothing, but I still want them.


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  • imageshanado:
    Don't know why I quoted you.


    To give her more points.


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  • Steel Magnolias wins it!

     Your points are in the mail.  Don't cash it till the first though. 

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  • imageRondackHiker:
    imageshanado:
    Don't know why I quoted you.


    To give her more points.
    I forgot about the point system.
  • imagenancy30005:

    Oh no. Thanks for the heads up, though!

    Steel Magnolias?

    Sounds like Steel Magnolias to me!

    Welcome OP!  Sorry about the poo though.  

  • imageScout2005:
    Steel magnolias.

    Top Five best movies ever.


    Do you happen to know if it is on Netflix? I want to watch it now.


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  • Urg.  Sounds gross!
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  • imagetwentyeightlegs:
    I hope that my personal tragedynbsp;[will not affect my ability to do good hair... wait, wrong line] will prevent such horrors in the future.nbsp;


    I actually lived in Natchitoches when they were filming the movie. It was awesome. My husband refuses to watch it with me because I know every single line.
  • Been there done that!
  • Been there...done that. Well, it just hit the floor and avoided my clothes, but there was a moment where I thought "hey, there's *** on the bathroom floor."
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  • I read it twice and laughed harder the second time.
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  • Nice intro. Hi. And too late, C has done that immediately after a diaper change and wrestling on the pants and shoes.

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  • imageSpooko:
    Did the little turdlettes go rolling out of sight? That's the worst.

     It plopped. Fiber, yo. 

    That did happen to me last week. I knew there was poo in the diaper and that little bastard just popped out like some m effing popcorn and hit my hand. I actually yelled "OH GOD IT TOUCHED MY HAND".... E started laughing. I think she was proud of herself.  

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  • Aw, thanks for the tip!
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  • If it makes you feel any better while putting DD on the potty I took her diaper off and a little something fell unnoticed and somehow got tucked under the bath mat. At some point I stepped on it because my husband noticed something dirty on my foot. Paid no attention. Next day I noticed the turd half under the mat and just had to laugh. Ah the joys of parenting.
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