Your nails look gross. How about you schedule some me time for a much needed mani? That $5 CVS nail polish you threw on before NYE dinner looks trashtastic.
Your nails look gross. How about you schedule some me time for a much needed mani? That $5 CVS nail polish you threw on before NYE dinner looks trashtastic.
Thanks,
Your nasty hands
Co-signed,
Brit (who is also donning equally trashy toe nail polish)
Dear DD,
I hope your transition to the toddler classroom next week goes well. I already have major anxiety about it.
You sucked. At three weeks my baby got sick and almost died and now I'm scared of every little cough any of my children have. We lost out on our perfect house to someone who had cash and are still crammed into our tiny house. There was more tragedy in the news than I could handle as a parent or a human being. Also, everyone was sick before, on and after Christmas, except myself, who did more laundry covered in vomit than anyone should have to on a holiday.
Dear Asher,
Please feel better soon, I'm tired of feeling nervous.
Dear 2013,
Please be better than 2012, thanks.
Mom to Emma, Noah, Isaac, Asa, Asher, Jonah and expecting baby Alice 7/16
You officially suck. You could handle like 3 weeks of being around the kiddos and their sickness, but sure enough when I've got lots to do you crap out on me. Please un-infect yourselves soon so I can go back to feeling normal!
-Sick& tired mama.
Dear company I applied to,
Please please please hire me. I know I don't have much experience, but my mom's sucess there should count for something right? I mean, I have half of her DNA...
-Desperate for a new job
Dear apartment managers,
How do you not know if you're renovating the community room or not? I have a baby's birthday party to plan here!!! I knew there would be a wrench thrown into the plans somewhere.
Please stop with the cramps and make up your mind already! You still haven't given me a pp period and while it has been nice for the last year I would like you to get back on track so we can start ttc in a few months. With these stupid cramps I don't know if I'm o'ing or if af will show up any minute.
Thank you,
Tired of cramping
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 - My Ovulation Chart
Re: Open Letter Wednesday
Co-signed,
Brit (who is also donning equally trashy toe nail polish)
Dear DD,
I hope your transition to the toddler classroom next week goes well. I already have major anxiety about it.
Nervously,
Your Mom
Duke's House: Eating and Running with the Big Dog in Chennai: eatrunbrit.com
2010 Race PRs:
5K - 24:57 10M - 1:28:20 13.1M - 1:57:29 26.2M - 4:28:29
Dear 2012,
You sucked. At three weeks my baby got sick and almost died and now I'm scared of every little cough any of my children have. We lost out on our perfect house to someone who had cash and are still crammed into our tiny house. There was more tragedy in the news than I could handle as a parent or a human being. Also, everyone was sick before, on and after Christmas, except myself, who did more laundry covered in vomit than anyone should have to on a holiday.
Dear Asher,
Please feel better soon, I'm tired of feeling nervous.
Dear 2013,
Please be better than 2012, thanks.
Dear Jonah,
Please continue to kick daily. It helps with my anxiety.
Thanks
Mommy
Dear sinuses,
You officially suck. You could handle like 3 weeks of being around the kiddos and their sickness, but sure enough when I've got lots to do you crap out on me. Please un-infect yourselves soon so I can go back to feeling normal!
-Sick& tired mama.
Dear company I applied to,
Please please please hire me. I know I don't have much experience, but my mom's sucess there should count for something right? I mean, I have half of her DNA...
-Desperate for a new job
Dear apartment managers,
How do you not know if you're renovating the community room or not? I have a baby's birthday party to plan here!!! I knew there would be a wrench thrown into the plans somewhere.
-mama who hates apartment living.
Please stop with the cramps and make up your mind already! You still haven't given me a pp period and while it has been nice for the last year I would like you to get back on track so we can start ttc in a few months. With these stupid cramps I don't know if I'm o'ing or if af will show up any minute.
Thank you,
Tired of cramping
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 -
My Ovulation Chart
Dear boss,
Please tune back in. Covering your ass since you checked out 6 weeks ago is giving me an ulcer. Do not take me down with you when you flame out.
Thanks,
your humble subordinate