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Funniest Vomit Story

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What's your funniest vomit story?  Craziest place?  Situation?  

Also, if you're a BTDT mom, please feel free to share your children's funniest story too.  :) 

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Re: Funniest Vomit Story

  • paradebegoneparadebegone member

    Might as well make light of the situation...  here's mine:

     It was Christmas Eve with the family.  My aunt sits next to me on the couch and asks how I'm doing.  I tell her there were a lot of smells going on in the room.  With the food, perfumes, tree, and tons of people... I was not feeling well.  She says, "Oh?!  It's MY perfume" and moves further away but it was too late.

    I bolt for the bathroom and made it just in time.  Except, I had a long necklace on and I see that it is dangling towards the toilet so I quickly try and swat it away but the timing was just so that I end up swatting my vomit at the same time.

    Yes, most of it made it into the toilet but I got it on my hand, the seat, my jeans, and on the floor.  The necklace was safe though.  :)

     I just laughed and thought, "well, that did not go well." 

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  • ElinetrouwtElinetrouwt

    I'm just incredibly proud of myself that I always got to the bathroom in time. Although there have been a few close calls. Like today, when DH said 'are you ok?', I thought about it, said 'no', and ran for it.

    Hope that others have funnier stories. 

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    I bolt for the bathroom and made it just in time.  Except, I had a long necklace on and I see that it is dangling towards the toilet so I quickly try and swat it away but the timing was just so that I end up swatting my vomit at the same time.

    Yes, most of it made it into the toilet but I got it on my hand, the seat, my jeans, and on the floor.  The necklace was safe though.  :)

     I just laughed and thought, "well, that did not go well." 

    Lol! That sucks, but at least you were able to laugh about it! 

    Mine wasn't actually even ms. I am finally getting over a cold, but have a lingering cough that brings up all the extra mucus in my throat. I was helping a customer the other day (a guy and his kids) and he was asking if we had certain items. I started coughing really bad. I would cough, try to speak, and cough again. I finally excused myself to get a swig of my water, and that calmed it a bit. I started helping him again, but all the coughing had brought up that nasty mucus and I barely made it to the trash can in time to throw up... right in front of the guy and his kids. He was just like, "Nevermind, have a great night!" and booked it out of there. Not really a funny story, but my most eventful vomit story!

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    imageparadebegone:

    I bolt for the bathroom and made it just in time.  Except, I had a long necklace on and I see that it is dangling towards the toilet so I quickly try and swat it away but the timing was just so that I end up swatting my vomit at the same time.

    Yes, most of it made it into the toilet but I got it on my hand, the seat, my jeans, and on the floor.  The necklace was safe though.  :)

     I just laughed and thought, "well, that did not go well." 

    Lol! That sucks, but at least you were able to laugh about it! 

    Mine wasn't actually even ms. I am finally getting over a cold, but have a lingering cough that brings up all the extra mucus in my throat. I was helping a customer the other day (a guy and his kids) and he was asking if we had certain items. I started coughing really bad. I would cough, try to speak, and cough again. I finally excused myself to get a swig of my water, and that calmed it a bit. I started helping him again, but all the coughing had brought up that nasty mucus and I barely made it to the trash can in time to throw up... right in front of the guy and his kids. He was just like, "Nevermind, have a great night!" and booked it out of there. Not really a funny story, but my most eventful vomit story!

    I am so glad I'm not the only one dealing with this! I'm 9 weeks and don't really have any ms. Just occasional nausea. But I do have a terrible cough that makes me throw up! It's horrible. At least we aren't the only ones dealing with this. All of these stories are really funny btw. Vomiting for any reason really sucks.
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  • JennyLynneJennyLynne member

    I don't know why, but people having throw-up mishaps is hilarious to me 

    Mine isn't pg related--it was hangover related. A couple years ago I was on my way into work after a night of a few too many. I stopped at the gas station to get all of my hangover remedies: Gatorade, crackers, Milk (weird, but always helped), & Pepto. I was actually feeling pretty good, just trying to be pro-active. So as I was on my way to work, I decided to have a cracker and chug some Gatorade. I was extremely overzealous with my consumption, and started kind of choking/coughing a bit, which lead to gagging. Knowing I was going to be sick, I got pulled over, but my timing was way off--I threw up and then opened the door. So I had throw-up all over the side of my car door and in all the side pockets. By this point I was starting to run late for work, so i didn't even have time to clean it up. It was my lunch hour before I was able to go out and deal with it. 

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  • lkentroslkentros member
    Setting: airplane on taxi way preparing to leave gate

    Me: barfdry heavedry heave barf
    Lady across aisle from husband: "Is she okay?"
    Me: "Oh yes ma'am, I'm pregnant, not air sick"
    Lady:"I figured. Peppermint?"
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  • paradebegoneparadebegone member
    After having just thrown up AGAIN, these stories have all made me LOL. Keep em coming, ladies.
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  • rubbielynn12rubbielynn12 member
    I breed and show English labs for a living and the dogs all have dinner time in their crates. My oldest stud boy is just the best dog. I was bending over loving on him and hand feeding him, it's our thing, and I ended up burbing and next thing you know... Yep I puked up Mac and cheese on my dog. The worst part is he thought it was for him! Oh my poor Maize! I was mortified as both my husband and mother saw it!
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  • Darklight25833Darklight25833 member

    Mine was on the way back from my appointment that my MIL went to. I went with her to show her the way to the office and my Fiance was in the vehicle. Well she warned me not to sit in the back because of car sickness and well I've never gotten car sick before in my life so I thought I would be okay. 

    My fiance's grandma calls and they are talking and laughing and I am getting sicker and sicker and suddenly I scream "Pull over!" on a stranger yard I am dry heaving my poor lungs up while my Fiance, MIL  and the Grandmother who I have never met before listens to me. I believe I made a wonderful first impression >.< 

    I think what made it worst was when the people next door honked their horn to make sure I was fine. I did the shameful wave. 

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  • UA81112UA81112
    None of my vomit stories really have a comedic element,but yesterday I just happened to read this story that I thought was hysterical

    Http://mikeandshanadraugelis.com/2012/05/30/theonewhereigetasmackdownonanairplane/

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  • MyrrhajMyrrhaj member
    LMAO! Too funny!
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