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What makes you and your DH/SO special?
My husband and I are total idiots, and was wondering if other couples are as weird as we are. We talk about butt sex a lot (just in general), sing songs while inserting the name of our cat in them, he imitates Dave from Storage Wars a lot (YUUUUUUPPPP), and call each other very odd and vulgar names. Are we just exceptionally weird, or do all other couples have their own idiosyncracies on par with ours? Please, feel free to share and make me feel like less of a freak.
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Re: What makes you and your DH/SO special?
We use our clock as a target and make it a competition.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
If we are around the kids and want to go upstairs to DTD. We say 'lets go play some lego'. We use legos because DH (man-part) fits perfectly....
so embarrassed
We're not as silly as you are. Maybe because we've been married for 10 years? Maybe because we're "old"? Maybe because we're just plain ol' boring? lol
At home, we're butt grabbers and we're really kissy/huggy. That's the best I can come up with.
Every time something--anything random--goes wrong, we blame it on Obamacare. When things go really wrong, we say, "Watch out! Communism is the last stage of socialism! We're going to be the next North Korea!!!11!1!" We like mocking my parents, basically.
We also giggle like 12-year-olds when we swap the first letters of "Rock Center."
That. Is. Awesome. Totally lol'd at work. We quote the NASCAR episode of South Park a lot, "Gay as hell! Fuckin_Obama p!ssed me off" with a distinct twang. Meanwhile, I still have my Obama / Biden sticker on the back of my car. If people could hear me I think they'd commit me.
We do the same thing!
"OMG. The rice burned. I blame Obama."
"Damn. The cable's out. This is all Obama's fault."
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
“I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
ALWAYS.
This conversation really happened in our house a couple of weeks ago:
Me: Windows 8 blows
DH: Obamacare.
We have been together 17 years and every day is full of movie/show quotes, from Tommy Boy to The Simpsons to Nat'l Lampoon's Vacation ("Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?" "Nothin' but the best, Clark."). Oh, and I do a mean Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery from the SNL Jeopardy bit.
We are totally goofy even in our 40's and I wouldn't have it any other way. Our toddler doesn't get the double entendres that fly around the kitchen at night but he sees us crack up together and that makes him laugh.
ETA: Oh, and farts are funny. ALWAYS funny.
BFP # 1 - 12/19/09 EDD 08/27/10 - D&C 1/26/10 @ 9w5d
BFP # 2 - 06/05/10 EDD 02/17/11, DS1 born on 2/14/11
BFP # 3 - 04/10/13 EDD 12/21/13 - D&C 05/15/13 @ 8w4d
BFP # 4 - 07/27/13 EDD 04/08/14 - CP 07/29/13
BFP # 5 - 09/14/13 EDD 05/28/14, DS2 born on 5/22/14
Oh yeah, we're complete weirdos.
One of our recent things is we watched the movie Wanderlust and the scene where Paul Rudd is giving him the pep talk in the mirror, well we are constantly saying things like "i'm gonna puts my d!ck in your vagina" or our own take on it.
We also make up random songs or bust out into awful singing/dancing all the time.
Oh and we too say it's Obama's fault when something completely random happens.
This. I'm actually really funny and weird, but DH is super serious and doesn't get most of my jokes. it's probably the only complaint I have about him because he's really an amazing man.
ETA: Whenever we see Ceelo on TV, we sing "fat guy in a little coat" a la Chris Farley.
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
Hijacking
There is only one thing that could possibly happen! Was this just a test of knowledge?
DH isn't very silly so I have to be silly enough for the both of us.
Oh my gosh...we do this all the time too. That is one of the funniest scenes I have EVER seen in a movie. "You like my...erection selection?"
BFP # 1 - 12/19/09 EDD 08/27/10 - D&C 1/26/10 @ 9w5d
BFP # 2 - 06/05/10 EDD 02/17/11, DS1 born on 2/14/11
BFP # 3 - 04/10/13 EDD 12/21/13 - D&C 05/15/13 @ 8w4d
BFP # 4 - 07/27/13 EDD 04/08/14 - CP 07/29/13
BFP # 5 - 09/14/13 EDD 05/28/14, DS2 born on 5/22/14
My husband and I insist on staying young by remaining as immature as possible.
We make up songs all the time, even before the kiddo. We speak in tangents (sometimes coming back from a tangent 2 or 3 DAYS after it was first brought up and then wandered off from).
We are also both mega geeks, as in sci fi convention-going, roleplaying game playin', comic book readin', sci-fi/fantasy lovin' full on nerds. So there's a whole range of silly going on there on top of our normal levels.
Minus the porn, you guys seem like our couple soul mates lol Oh, we also have very serious conversations about absurd things like "What did you do today? Oh you got a girlfriend? Well, she better be hot. And blonde. You know I like blondes and you might have to share her." Or "I'm going to kill you. No, seriously, like stab you in the heart until you cease to live. Don't laugh. I'm doing it." Of course, non of THIS stuff happens when DS is around lol
x2. I agree, one of the funniest scenes ever. SO repeats parts of it daily, and I still laugh every time.
"Mmm. Mmmmhuhh. I'm gonna get it all up in yo' vag with my d!ck, with my diiiick. I'm gonna puts my d!ck in."
DS#1 3-28-02 ~ DD 6-15-09 ~ DS#2 5-31-13
OMG, we do that movie ALL the time. We recently had to tone it down when DS started saying MAHHHHH D!CKKKKK
This, except change Half Baked and FALILV with Super Troopers and Mystery Alaska. We also try and sneak in "your mom" or "that's what she said" as much as possible.
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
Not now, Batin.
How come no tattoo?
I could have written this myself. This is me and my husband exactly. :