Early FFC?

megs52881 · December 2012

My husbands out for the night and I am drinking wine. Would we be breaking the rules to have an early FFC?

reinedecajun · December 2012

Yep ill go first!

My dh opened the kindle tonight and it was on the bump, I have no idea what thread it was on but my dh read it and he really liked whatever he read. He just told me I was a dirty girl and did I learn anything new!!

We're all a bunch of dirty whores...Lol!

nesenotes · December 2012

Waiting for your confession so I can go! I'm always down for FFC

RTaylor12 · December 2012

Is it fate that I just signed on and your post is the first thing I saw? *runs to pour glass of wine*

My FFC is that I went to my 10-6 shift today to realize a few hours later that I was supposed to open the store at 9 for extended hours. My boss adjusted my hours to leave at 5 because of this. I opened by myself, so no one knew. I didn't tell anyone and left at 5 anyway.

reinedecajun · December 2012

I got another. I got a huge bottle of wine today, half of it is already gone. Dh is so getting laid tonight.

nesenotes · December 2012

I really hope DH passes out early so I can catch up on Housewives ans Watch what happens live.

For the first time in 5 months, I realized one of the coolest parts of being a SAHM is I can take a nap in the middle of the day (granted the kid naps) and I can watch TV and listen to music on the job. Also, she is starting to get more used to the carseat so we can run little random errands. This is starting to get more enjoyable finally.

megs52881 · December 2012

I have 10000 today.

1. I hate that on our board people are still writing NBR. Last November when we were all getting to know each other and the board it was OK, but if someone writes "Best red wine?" as a post title there is no reason to write NBR next to it. Really? Are you interested in a good red wine for your baby?

reinedecajun · December 2012

hijoi:
We had a baby shower at work for a woman who's due on the 28th. Everyone pitched in money for the food and gifts. Except me, since I don't have it. I are two danish and signed the card anyway.

That's awesome on so many levels.

apollonia10 · December 2012

DH has been sick and going to bed earlier, and I've been staying up till midnight or so just watching TV and messing around online. He's feeling better now but I've been encouraging him to go to bed early anyway so I can have alone time!

nesenotes · December 2012

megs52881:
I have 10000 today.
1. I hate that on our board people are still writing NBR. Last November when we were all getting to know each other and the board it was OK, but if someone writes "Best red wine?" as a post title there is no reason to write NBR next to it. Really? Are you interested in a good red wine for your baby?

But I dont like that people stopped writing TRIGGER or whatever and I hate those stories. Maybe I'm too black and white.

megs52881 · December 2012

I don't think this is really a confession, but something ridiculous that I would like to share. Since having my baby sex has gotten 10000 times better(sorry girls who are still having a hard time). A package came in the mail today and my husband purchased 150 condoms. WTF? Who am I Jenna Jameson. Sex is better, but not that much better. Chill home boy.

cwm11985 · December 2012

I hate the terms "ds," "dd," and "dh" and I don't use them. Come on, you don't actually call them your "Dear ________." It looks and sounds ridiculous.

nesenotes · December 2012

megs52881:
I don't think this is really a confession, but something ridiculous that I would like to share. Since having my baby sex has gotten 10000 times better(sorry girls who are still having a hard time). A package came in the mail today and my husband purchased 150 condoms. WTF? Who am I Jenna Jameson. Sex is better, but not that much better. Chill home boy.

Bahahah, this is my favorite so far.

Also, are they a super special kind? Why would you mail order them instead of getting them at the store?

megs52881 · December 2012

nesenotes:
I really hope DH passes out early so I can catch up on Housewives ans Watch what happens live.
For the first time in 5 months, I realized one of the coolest parts of being a SAHM is I can take a nap in the middle of the day (granted the kid naps) and I can watch TV and listen to music on the job. Also, she is starting to get more used to the carseat so we can run little random errands. This is starting to get more enjoyable finally.

LOVE Andy Cohen and every Housewives except Atlanta for some reason. My husband is always like, "This is on again?" but then asks specific questions about each girl. He is a super closeted fan, but won't admit it.

shermans · December 2012

Before bath time last week my husband had ds standing on toilet all ready in case he started peeing, I laughed and went to get the camera, when I came back DH was all ready for me, he wanted a picture of him and ds ready to aim at the toilet....I refused, so he begged me to take a picture, so he ended up with a picture of their two butts....butt naked. Ok well a couple days later he gives me an envelope...a card that has that picture and says Urine the holiday season! have a bad-ass holiday! Oh my lord...

breezyblueyez · December 2012

I was 2 hrs late to work this morning and instead of rushing to do my work, I slacked all day and still left on time.

megs52881 · December 2012

cwm11985:
I hate the terms "ds," "dd," and "dh" and I don't use them. Come on, you don't actually call them your "Dear ________." It looks and sounds ridiculous.

Me too!! Notice I always write Husband. I think I used it at first to fit in and then though eff this shiz.

megs52881 · December 2012

nesenotes:
megs52881:
I don't think this is really a confession, but something ridiculous that I would like to share. Since having my baby sex has gotten 10000 times better(sorry girls who are still having a hard time). A package came in the mail today and my husband purchased 150 condoms. WTF? Who am I Jenna Jameson. Sex is better, but not that much better. Chill home boy.
Bahahah, this is my favorite so far.
Also, are they a super special kind? Why would you mail order them instead of getting them at the store?

Some of them are. It is so bizarre. I was looking through some of them and some were flavored banana, some were tie dyed. I was like who do you think we are? What a creep. He said they were cheaper. umm not when you buy 150 I can't wait until 120 expire and he feels stupid.

cwm11985 · December 2012

megs52881:
nesenotes:
I really hope DH passes out early so I can catch up on Housewives ans Watch what happens live.
For the first time in 5 months, I realized one of the coolest parts of being a SAHM is I can take a nap in the middle of the day (granted the kid naps) and I can watch TV and listen to music on the job. Also, she is starting to get more used to the carseat so we can run little random errands. This is starting to get more enjoyable finally.
LOVE Andy Cohen and every Housewives except Atlanta for some reason. My husband is always like, "This is on again?" but then asks specific questions about each girl. He is a super closeted fan, but won't admit it.

I'll walk into the room and my husband is absorbed in the show (any of TRHW) and tends to get caught up in their drama and talk like he personally knows them.

reinedecajun · December 2012

megs52881:
cwm11985:
I hate the terms "ds," "dd," and "dh" and I don't use them. Come on, you don't actually call them your "Dear ________." It looks and sounds ridiculous.
Me too!! Notice I always write Husband. I think I used it at first to fit in and then though eff this shiz.

Same.I usually always write Frankies name but when I'm talking about dh I write "dh" because him and Frankie have the same name and I don't want people to be confused.

RTaylor12 · December 2012

megs52881:
nesenotes:
megs52881:
I don't think this is really a confession, but something ridiculous that I would like to share. Since having my baby sex has gotten 10000 times better(sorry girls who are still having a hard time). A package came in the mail today and my husband purchased 150 condoms. WTF? Who am I Jenna Jameson. Sex is better, but not that much better. Chill home boy.
Bahahah, this is my favorite so far.
Also, are they a super special kind? Why would you mail order them instead of getting them at the store?
Some of them are. It is so bizarre. I was looking through some of them and some were flavored banana, some were tie dyed. I was like who do you think we are? What a creep. He said they were cheaper. umm not when you buy 150 I can't wait until 120 expire and he feels stupid.

You might want to tell your husband that prophylactics are not the area in which to be frugal!

nesenotes · December 2012

megs52881:
nesenotes:
megs52881:
I don't think this is really a confession, but something ridiculous that I would like to share. Since having my baby sex has gotten 10000 times better(sorry girls who are still having a hard time). A package came in the mail today and my husband purchased 150 condoms. WTF? Who am I Jenna Jameson. Sex is better, but not that much better. Chill home boy.
Bahahah, this is my favorite so far.
Also, are they a super special kind? Why would you mail order them instead of getting them at the store?
Some of them are. It is so bizarre. I was looking through some of them and some were flavored banana, some were tie dyed. I was like who do you think we are? What a creep. He said they were cheaper. umm not when you buy 150 I can't wait until 120 expire and he feels stupid.

OMG I'm loving this even more! This is hilarious. We know who is getting crazy all year! Gotta hand it to him for the effort!

megs52881 · December 2012

So this literally just happened: I made nachos and half the chips were stuck to the paper plate. So, instead of throwing it out like a normal person I just ate like half of the plate. Seriously I need help.

cwm11985 · December 2012

Another one: every year at school one of the teachers collects money to get gift cards for our office and custodial staff. I've always participated but decided this year I'm not giving $20 to buy presents for people when the rest of us (teachers) don't get jacksh*t except an email with an attached Word Document that says "Happy Holidays!" with a snowman clipart. I'll happily still give a card to those people but I'm spending my hard earned money on diapers this year.

RedRose87 · December 2012

The last three times DH and I have DTD has been after I've had me a glass of wine. Last night dh pointed out this fact, ooops haha. Then today at my new mommy's group a lady said one of the other members had 8 kids. I was like omg. She said yeah she must drink a lot of wine or something. I laughed... Then got quiet. I'm not on birth control because it makes me sick... Tonight after DS went to sleep I side eyed my bottle of wine and decided to pass on my glass tonight... And naturally I am not in the mood, further making dh think it is the wine that has got him laid. I feel bad but I am soooo not ready for baby 2 yet haha.

megs52881 · December 2012

RTaylor12:
megs52881:
nesenotes:
megs52881:
I don't think this is really a confession, but something ridiculous that I would like to share. Since having my baby sex has gotten 10000 times better(sorry girls who are still having a hard time). A package came in the mail today and my husband purchased 150 condoms. WTF? Who am I Jenna Jameson. Sex is better, but not that much better. Chill home boy.
Bahahah, this is my favorite so far.
Also, are they a super special kind? Why would you mail order them instead of getting them at the store?
Some of them are. It is so bizarre. I was looking through some of them and some were flavored banana, some were tie dyed. I was like who do you think we are? What a creep. He said they were cheaper. umm not when you buy 150 I can't wait until 120 expire and he feels stupid.

You might want to tell your husband that prophylactics are not the area in which to be frugal!

I told him I would only use the name brands. He was like your loss the banana one isn't. Idiot. If I want to taste a banana I will eat a banana.

RTaylor12 · December 2012

Megs' confession made me remember a good joke! What's the difference between 365 condoms and a tire?

One's a Goodyear and one's a great year! *ba-dum ching!*

DeniseRN · December 2012

I've had a perpetual case of the Mondays since returning from ML and I'm doing just enough to not get fired

I have to write up the other RN in my dept, who is 62yo and has been a RN for like 25years, bc she was on Facebook on her iPad in plain view of the patients when she was supposed to be watching the heart monitor. WTF. I'm technically in charge and have way more responsibility and skill, but she makes more money. It is bc of these reasons I will enjoy writing her up

reinedecajun · December 2012

megs52881:
So this literally just happened: I made nachos and half the chips were stuck to the paper plate. So, instead of throwing it out like a normal person I just ate like half of the plate. Seriously I need help.

(pats your head and says it's ok)

megs52881 · December 2012

There is one girl who posted here a bijillion times when she was pregnant. Now, she shows up once in a while to make people feel stupid. Go away. No one missed you and the only ones who did wouldn't be missed if they disappeared either.

nesenotes · December 2012

DeniseRN:
I've had a perpetual case of the Mondays since returning from ML and I'm doing just enough to not get fired
I have to write up the other RN in my dept, who is 62yo and has been a RN for like 25years, bc she was on Facebook on her iPad in plain view of the patients when she was supposed to be watching the heart monitor. WTF. I'm technically in charge and have way more responsibility and skill, but she makes more money. It is bc of these reasons I will enjoy writing her up

Denise you are so mean and I like it!

reinedecajun · December 2012

I think I know who she is and I agree...

RTaylor12 · December 2012

megs52881:
There is one girl who posted here a bijillion times when she was pregnant. Now, she shows up once in a while to make people feel stupid. Go away. No one missed you and the only ones who did wouldn't be missed if they disappeared either.

Name the name bish!!!

megs52881 · December 2012

I wanted to lose all my baby weight by January since that is when I was headed back to work. I recently decided to stay home for the year and now I am eating like an animal. I figure I now have until Sept. to get back in shape. I had cheese today in 4 different meals.

DeniseRN · December 2012

nesenotes:
DeniseRN:
I've had a perpetual case of the Mondays since returning from ML and I'm doing just enough to not get fired
I have to write up the other RN in my dept, who is 62yo and has been a RN for like 25years, bc she was on Facebook on her iPad in plain view of the patients when she was supposed to be watching the heart monitor. WTF. I'm technically in charge and have way more responsibility and skill, but she makes more money. It is bc of these reasons I will enjoy writing her up
Denise you are so mean and I like it!

Hehehe...I'm secretly hoping she quits or transfers bc I want a nurse who will help pull some weight instead of dumping it all on me but gets paid more. I just need to get paid more lol

megs52881 · December 2012

reinedecajun:
I think I know who she is and I agree...

Chest pound. Of course you do.

megs52881 · December 2012

Confession: I wish I was more like Jessie(numbers) or CWM. I like to stir the pot, but am then too chicken to follow through. I like that they don't pull any punches or care what anyone thinks about them.

So that should answer your question RTtaylor. And I bet you know.

oncoRN · December 2012

megs52881:
I don't think this is really a confession, but something ridiculous that I would like to share. Since having my baby sex has gotten 10000 times better(sorry girls who are still having a hard time). A package came in the mail today and my husband purchased 150 condoms. WTF? Who am I Jenna Jameson. Sex is better, but not that much better. Chill home boy.

hahaha i love this

reinedecajun · December 2012

megs52881:
reinedecajun:
I think I know who she is and I agree...
Chest pound. Of course you do.

Duece dukes baby

Bucks County Newlywed 808 · December 2012

cwm11985:
Another one: every year at school one of the teachers collects money to get gift cards for our office and custodial staff. nbsp;I've always participated but decided this year I'm not giving 20 to buy presents for people when the rest of us teachers don't get jacksht except an email with an attached Word Document that says "Happy Holidays!" with a snowman clipart. nbsp;I'll happily still give a card to those people but I'm spending my hard earned money on diapers this year.

Oh my gosh yesssssss, they do this at my school too and i only put like, 2 dollars in because they always write everyone's name on the cards that contributed and i don't want to be that ONE person who's not on the card.

DeniseRN · December 2012

In a moment of stress induced comfort eating yesterday at work, I had a Twix bar from the gift shop. It was this morning, when Hunter had eczema on his cheeks after being clear for almost two weeks, that I remember I ate said Twix bar...that is loaded w dairy...that he's allergic to.

MIL said he was super pukey today and I acted surprised.

I feel horrible.

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