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mrsj0423 · November 2012

Have at it ladies!

My confession is 2 parts. The 1st part is that I just heard of and saw Tosh.0 for the first time a month ago. Part 2 is that I have a mega crush on Daniel Tosh, lol.

KarmB · November 2012

my period was due yesterday. praying my cycle is still wacky.

KarmB · November 2012

hijoi:
KarmB:
my period was due yesterday. praying my cycle is still wacky.
POAS!!!!! My confession is that I let N have cookies for breakfast yesterday and he wore dirty jeans to school twice this week because I didn't want to do laundry. I was also going to send him to school today even though he had a fever last night. I'm keeping him home because it came back, but I'm still taking V to daycare.

nope. I poasd at 3.5 weeks last time and it made my pregnancy seem way long. I told hubby next time, im waiting longer. so :-P

SallySunrise · November 2012

I hate donuts and don't care for Madonna.

I think the movie The Princess Bride is stupid, NOT hilarious.

All of a sudden, I have a unibrow. I'm losing all the hair on my head, but the uni's alive and kickin. I pluck it EVERY morning!

When Ben was about 3mo old, I was so terrified to NIP that I fed him on the toilet in a bathroom stall at the mall. Now I just whip it out wherever. I can't believe I did that!! So gross!

Also, I love Hanson.

megs52881 · November 2012

Love Taylor. She is adorable and with all ridiculous people who are celebrities these days she is a good role model for little girls.

megs52881 · November 2012

I think that "Two and Half Men" with or without Charlie Sheen and "The Big Bang Theory" are literally the two dumbest shows that have and will ever air. I don't think they are funny at all. I hate that bada bing bada bang humor where you don't have to think at all. And I am sorry, but I kind of judge people that think those shows are funny.

reinedecajun · November 2012

I just woke up from a nap with Frankie in the bed, under covers, it's cold and he was snuggletastic and I feel more rested now.

I totally just pulled my fav jeans out of the laundry basket. There getting febreezed and steamed and im calling it a day.

I found like 3 chin hairs yesterday. Nothing makes you feel sexier than chin hair. I love my tweezer.

I'm not buying my mil a damn thing for christmas. I made her a canvas picture of Frankie's handprints with a random poem I found on the internet. In the 8 years we've been married she's never spent more than $5 on a gift for any of us, and suddenly this year since she has a "blood" grandchild she's deciding to go all out. I've always gotten her really nice stuff and I was tired of all of us, her son included getting sh!t from Walgreens in return so there. She can put that in her pipe and blaze it!!!

I'm going to attempt to go car seat shopping today, lord help me!

Yesteday I wrote this awfully long email to my kids bus drivers supervisor telling him what a a$$hat he is and how terrible he treats the kids. He almost hit my car one day he was speeding to fast to stop, and I live on a dirt road!!! I was hoping they fire him, I felt bad for thinking that so close to christmas and now I just hope they transfer him, NOW!

tazmm18 · November 2012

I plan to spend my work day researching convertible car seats and watching Teen Mom 2 online.

SallySunrise · November 2012

ame3576:
I get super annoyed when women get mad at their husbands for working too many hours. Trust me, I know it sucks to have a spouse with a demanding job. I miss my DH when he is gone for so many hours...but to actually hold it against him? Selfish. Be thankful he has a job and works hard to provide for your family! Even more infuriating when the complainer doesn't work. I am sure no one's H WANTS to work 60 hours a week, but I can bet that it is also instinctual that they feel obligated to make as much as possible so there is less financial burden.

It depends on the situation of course, but for the most part I am with you. There is a couple in our church life group that is like this and I really can't stand the wife. She comes to all of our events alone because he is ALWAYS working. He has three jobs and she has zero, but she does great at spending it! She goes to the gym every day, gets her nails done, buys the kids all kinds of crap and signs them up for new activities all the time. The dad finally attended one of the guys' meetings because she signed him up to host it after working 18 hours!! My H said the poor guy was a total wreck. He gets 3hrs of sleep a night, and she fights with him when he gets home that he should help her with the kids bath time, etc. before he goes to sleep. Now THAT is a twatwaffle!

steelermama86 · November 2012

I too like Taylor Swift. My niece and I go each time she is in Pgh. Granted, I am the oldest one there and sometimes feel odd drinking a beer there. My confession is I dread having to spend time at the in-laws for Christmas. I wouldn't mind BUT, they show major favoritism between dd and ds. It is awful and starting to really pi$$ me off. I swear it wouldnt even bother them if he and I didnt come. They also believe they can buy her love. Ugh, how in the world can you NOT love and want to cuddle a little man?

reinedecajun · November 2012

I also quit reading post from one poster, every time they post I feel all they are looking for is a chance to shake their finger. I guess it makes her feel on top of the food chain.

(No im not naming names, that's stupid)

I've been kind of a b!tch lately, I don't know why, maybe im pms'y. But I kind of like it when im that way because I let more stuff out.

reinedecajun · November 2012

dbliesmer:
jfresh:
After that I hate thread yesterday this is definitely a confession. I like Taylor Swift.

Me too!!! I use my DD1 as an excuse to own all her cds and will be buying her new one from Santa for her. But she really does like. I even went to her concert and it was awesome!!

As a role model she's perfect! As a singer I like her old stuff, her new stuff makes my ears bleed. My daughter LOVES her and im glad because that orange b!tch Nicki Minaj makes my skin crawl!!!!!

aylafsu88 · November 2012

I spend more time on the bump than I should. I justify it because it is mostly when I am at work. When our board is slow I love to lurk on the parenting board. Those ladies are hilarious and there is always something going.

jenna888 · November 2012

I just got a Christmas gift delivered to my house from my parents (They live in the boonies and didn't want to pay extra for shipping) Its a little Tykes Sports Wagon. I know I should be grateful but MAN I wish I could send it back!. We have limited space, the thing is HUGE and the front of the box says 1.5 years and older, so its just going to sit for at least another year.

Please tell me I am crazy and I will use the thing!?! Why would I use this when a stroller would be so much easier? I am also going to have a hard time faking happy about it when my mom comes over later this afternoon.

Second. I have been a real bi!ch to dh lately. I don't know why because he has done NOTHING wrong. He helps out every day, he is fantastic with dd and he tries really hard to make me happy...... but I still treat him like sh!t and I don't know why. I need to figure this out, soon!

Boing214 · November 2012

I'll admit, I actually love the Gangnam Style song and dance, it just cracks me up any time I see it. And I think Psy, who does it, is cute. Embarrassed

StokedWifey · November 2012

reinedecajun:
I also quit reading post from one poster, every time they post I feel all they are looking for is a chance to shake their finger. I guess it makes her feel on top of the food chain.
(No im not naming names, that's stupid)
I've been kind of a b!tch lately, I don't know why, maybe im pms'y. But I kind of like it when im that way because I let more stuff out.

Do we need to pop some popcorn for your posts today?

StokedWifey · November 2012

My MIL left MH when he was 5 years old. My dad left me too, so I understand a fraction of the pain he must have felt; however, I just don't understand how a mom could leave, especially now that I'm a mom. He has a relationship with MIL now, but they're not super close. She got Bryson yesterday morning and I was a nervous wreck because she doesn't know him at all. She's only seen him 3 times in 5 months even though she lives in town. MH really wants his mom to keep Bryson if we move close enough, but I don't feel like she deserves the chance to get to know Bryson since she didn't make an effort with MH. It would make her the favorite grandmother and I think my mom or MH's stepmom deserve that.

megs52881 · November 2012

MissMusic:
I feel obligated to talk to my dad more because he buys DD so many gifts.
I'd rather not talk to him at all, ever, but I do it so she can know her grandfather. I wish he didn't buy her so many things or try to be go generous overall so it would be easier to keep some distance.
Also, I'm jealous that he's doing a better job with her than he did with me.
/daddy issues.

I know it must hurt that he is doing a better job with her than you, but I am sure without him admitting it that is exactly what he is trying to do. I am no therapist, but it sounds like he is almost apologizing and trying to get you back on his good side by showing you he can be good. You should feel however you want and I don't blame you one bit. If nothing else hopefully Lily has a nice relationship with her Grandfather.

nesenotes · November 2012

DH is being king of all douche lords this week and I really really dont like him. We havent spoken in 2 days, yet he calls me yesterday to ask if I'm making dinner? But then proceeds to not make it home until 9:30pm anyway because he was so busy.

My second one is I really need to get my a$$ in gear and get into a moms group. I dont know why I have so much anxiety about this. I hate that I'm so shy. Also, I dont know what to expect. I've got to do something because this loneliness is killing me and its nobody's fault but my own.

lilahbean13 · November 2012

I stopped taking the mini pill weeks ago and have convinced myself I won't get pregnant cause I'm breastfeeding. I know it sounds stupid and is but I am too busy to take it every day at the same time!! I told hubby when my period comes back ill start taking it again. Hopefully it comes back lol

Bucks County Newlywed 808 · November 2012

1) I am sick of people saying, "He's so tiny!" to me. Thanks. I breastfeed, and am already stressed that he's not getting enough, so thanks.

2) Sometimes I forget he's a little person. Who gets cold. I don't put socks on him in the house because I hate socks. People are obsessed with telling me his feet are cold! I'm also sick of hearing that.

3) I barely put any pics of J on facebook for the sole reason that I don't want my sister seeing him because she's not making an effort to get to know him. She never asks about him when we talk on the phone, and she has never asked to Skype to see him (she lives on the West coast). I feel like if I don't put pics out there, she's forced to ask about him somehow. This is insane.

nesenotes · November 2012

amilyn9785:
Sadie had her shots yesterday and I not only made DH go with me (I took her by myself the first time) but I made him hold her and didn't take her until we got home and I could nurse her. I read somewhere once that it's better for a nurse or someone else to hold them because they could associate shots with that person. There's no extra nurses so I'm not telling DH that's the reason I make him go.

Also, I had cake for breakfast. Also, I don't plan on doing much work at work today. Also, I think Taylor Swift is a sell-out and a skank. John Mayer, really???

I love this!!! My mom totally told me the same thing and kind of yelled at me when the nurse made me hold her for the shots. Next time I'm taking a back up.

Pandril19 · November 2012

DD is at daycare. I'm at home NOT working. (I am however doing laundry, cleaning and tree decorating.) I don't really feel guilty about it.

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm bumping and watching TV.

jenna888 · November 2012

nesenotes:

My second one is I really need to get my a$$ in gear and get into a moms group. I dont know why I have so much anxiety about this. I hate that I'm so shy. Also, I dont know what to expect. I've got to do something because this loneliness is killing me and its nobody's fault but my own.

THIS!! Something about being rejected my a bunch of women in mom jeans scares the crap outa me lol Jk

Actually I feel like all the moms will be in there early 20's (or teenagers lol) and I wont be able to relate to them! Plus we don't have a second vehicle right now and I am scared to take lo on the bus still

cwm11985 · November 2012

I think all of these "I hope I'm not pregnant" posts are ridiculous. If you don't want to get knocked up, use from freakin protection. It makes me really side eye people who do this.

cwm11985 · November 2012

daniellesa1220:
reinedecajun:

I also quit reading post from one poster, every time they post I feel all they are looking for is a chance to shake their finger. I guess it makes her feel on top of the food chain.

(No im not naming names, that's stupid)

I've been kind of a b!tch lately, I don't know why, maybe im pms'y. But I kind of like it when im that way because I let more stuff out.

I do this also with one poster. I can't stand the "Holier than thou" attitude.

Ditto this; I bet its the same person.

cwm11985 · November 2012

And last one: using a hashtag on facebook is stupid. Its not twitter. Twitter is stupid, too.

Bucks County Newlywed 808 · November 2012

jenna888:
nesenotes:
 
My second one is I really need to get my a$$ in gear and get into a moms group. I dont know why I have so much anxiety about this. I hate that I'm so shy. Also, I dont know what to expect. I've got to do something because this loneliness is killing me and its nobody's fault but my own. 
THIS!! Something about being rejected my a bunch of women in mom jeans scares the crap outa me lol Jk
Actually I feel like all the moms will be in there early 20's (or teenagers lol) and I wont be able to relate to them! Plus we don't have a second vehicle right now and I am scared to take lo on the bus still   

Im in a moms group, and i find i have the opposite problem....i'm one of the youngest at 30! I internally roll my eyes when they give me the, "oh dear, dear...you just wait!" Like i'm a kid or something. I am such a moms group slacker....they have no clue who i am.

SallySunrise · November 2012

Oh I just thought of a really good one! TOTALLY flame worthy, although I hope you aren't TOO harsh on me... I was 18 and stupid and would never ever EVER do something like this now...

Working my first daycare job, we had three babies with the exact same bottles. One time, they were all three in the warmer at the same time and I accidentally grabbed the wrong one, giving an EBF baby a full 6 oz bottle of formula! Then it gets worse. I completely freaked out when I realized my mistake, and when I confessed toy co teacher, who had been there for years, she told me that I'd get fired for that if I told the director. So I took her advice and poured out the breast milk bottle that baby should have had, made another formula bottle for the other baby, and no one was the wiser!!! Now as a mom, I cannot BELIEVE I did that!!

FTR, the guilt haunted me for the next 5 years I worked with infants and I was always 100 percent honest with parents and directors from that day on. Also FTR, the baby was totally fine. Still... awful, awful thing to do!

Bucks County Newlywed 808 · November 2012

Trixi282:
I've thought about this as a FFFC for awhile, but never posted it to hell, I'm gonna say it anyway.
A while back, J fell asleep in her high chair while DH and I were eating dinner... completely passed out it was hilarious the way she was sprawled out.nbsp; So we got some bottles of alcohol and just put it on the table in front of her and took some funny photos as a joke.nbsp; One of them we put a bottle of rum next to her... I have friends who have done this, I thought it was funny.nbsp; Well we put them on a password protected photo share site to show family and friends thinking they were funny.nbsp;you have to be invited/approved by ME to access the siteMy mom called me, then texted me when I didn't answer saying that I needed to remove the pictures right now because they weren't funny.nbsp; So I remove them a few minutes after I get her text not sure if anyone else saw them and the next day when I talk to her she gives me a minilecture, just saying that she has to get it out.... telling me that it's not funny and that someone could take that seriously and call CPS on us, and "what were you thinking?"....
Anyway, I thought it was funny, my mom obviously doesn't share in our humor... and I think of all the people that have access to our photo site she's probably one of VERY few that wouldn't find that funny.nbsp; Since then MH put the photos in a folder on our computer and said something like "Fakeof course" or something stupid because of my moms comments!

This is soooo something my mom would do, too! I let her go on my FB account bc she likes to make sure my sister is still alive, and she'll frquently call me out for stuff! Like, dumb stuff that NO ONE would notice but her. I've changed my FB password a couple of times, but she always guilts me into telling her. I gotta cut the cord!

StokedWifey · November 2012

cwm11985:
And last one: using a hashtag on facebook is stupid. Its not twitter. Twitter is stupid, too.

Yes X 1000.

Pandril19 · November 2012

dbliesmer:

How many BF mom's are wondering if their DC has ever done this, either by accident or on purpose?

It would never even occur to me that anyone would ever do that on purpose. If it's happened by accident, no harm's been done. I would imagine that Sally or any provider would be extra careful and doublecheck if the infant had known allergies or anything. I think that's the only situation in which I would get really upset about it.

Pandril19 · November 2012

wmel13:
I think a lot people have a picture of themselves doing this when they were younger. I did have one friend comment asking if I wanted CPS coming to my door. Seriously? He's only holding a bottle. Some people are a little too touchy on things like this.

No kidding. One of my favorite baby pictures of me is actually my Dad giving me a teaspoon of my first Guinness.

Pandril19 · November 2012

wmel13:
I think a lot people have a picture of themselves doing this when they were younger. I did have one friend comment asking if I wanted CPS coming to my door. Seriously? He's only holding a bottle. Some people are a little too touchy on things like this.

No kidding. One of my favorite baby pictures of me is actually my Dad giving me a teaspoon of my first Guinness.

nesenotes · November 2012

nellrose:
jenna888:
nesenotes:

My second one is I really need to get my a$$ in gear and get into a moms group. I dont know why I have so much anxiety about this. I hate that I'm so shy. Also, I dont know what to expect. I've got to do something because this loneliness is killing me and its nobody's fault but my own.
THIS!! Something about being rejected my a bunch of women in mom jeans scares the crap outa me lol Jk
Actually I feel like all the moms will be in there early 20's (or teenagers lol) and I wont be able to relate to them! Plus we don't have a second vehicle right now and I am scared to take lo on the bus still
I'm only 23 and I think we get along alright! I'm afraid of going there and being looked down on for being a younger mom, especially since my rings are very understated and not a typical diamond, people assume all the time I'm not married. Not that there is an issue with that, but I hate it when other moms "judge" you when they don't even know you, and I feel like I'd be walking in on stage asking to be judged.

I have a beautiful expensive ring and I never wear it. A lot of people at work didnt even know I was married. I have this paranoia that the diamond will fall out or something. And I've forgotten to wear it for so long that its weirder to have it on. I'm sure a lot of people think we had her out of wedlock.

When it comes to groups I think I'm scared of saying something offensive. I tend to be very blunt. Some people love it, some hate me for it. You can read what I'm thinking very easily on my face. My family gets on me all the time about how they hate the way I phrase things. So what ends up happening is I will stay quiet and observe and think before I speak, but it comes across as super stuck up. Also I have gotten bad reviews at work before because apparently my expressions and reactions to people (tentants not employees) have been described as condescending because it wasnt as warm as they wanted. I dont know how to change my expressions, it just happens like blinking!!

RTaylor12 · November 2012

SallySunrise:
Oh I just thought of a really good one! TOTALLY flame worthy, although I hope you aren't TOO harsh on me... I was 18 and stupid and would never ever EVER do something like this now... Working my first daycare job, we had three babies with the exact same bottles. One time, they were all three in the warmer at the same time and I accidentally grabbed the wrong one, giving an EBF baby a full 6 oz bottle of formula! Then it gets worse. I completely freaked out when I realized my mistake, and when I confessed toy co teacher, who had been there for years, she told me that I'd get fired for that if I told the director. So I took her advice and poured out the breast milk bottle that baby should have had, made another formula bottle for the other baby, and no one was the wiser!!! Now as a mom, I cannot BELIEVE I did that!! FTR, the guilt haunted me for the next 5 years I worked with infants and I was always 100 percent honest with parents and directors from that day on. Also FTR, the baby was totally fine. Still... awful, awful thing to do!

Sally, you crack me up. Every time you post something you think is going to make everyone flame you, I end up liking you even more. I always think it's going to be something soooo bad, and all you did was mix up some bottles? Formula's not poison, I'm sure the baby was fine! Oh and I love Hanson too!

jenna888 · November 2012

nellrose:
jenna888:
nesenotes:

My second one is I really need to get my a$$ in gear and get into a moms group. I dont know why I have so much anxiety about this. I hate that I'm so shy. Also, I dont know what to expect. I've got to do something because this loneliness is killing me and its nobody's fault but my own.
THIS!! Something about being rejected my a bunch of women in mom jeans scares the crap outa me lol Jk
Actually I feel like all the moms will be in there early 20's (or teenagers lol) and I wont be able to relate to them! Plus we don't have a second vehicle right now and I am scared to take lo on the bus still
I'm only 23 and I think we get along alright! I'm afraid of going there and being looked down on for being a younger mom, especially since my rings are very understated and not a typical diamond, people assume all the time I'm not married. Not that there is an issue with that, but I hate it when other moms "judge" you when they don't even know you, and I feel like I'd be walking in on stage asking to be judged.

Its funny how no matter what the age we find some irrational fear to hold us back. I wish it got easier as we got older, but it doesn't.

SallySunrise · November 2012

RTaylor12:
SallySunrise:
Oh I just thought of a really good one! TOTALLY flame worthy, although I hope you aren't TOO harsh on me... I was 18 and stupid and would never ever EVER do something like this now... Working my first daycare job, we had three babies with the exact same bottles. One time, they were all three in the warmer at the same time and I accidentally grabbed the wrong one, giving an EBF baby a full 6 oz bottle of formula! Then it gets worse. I completely freaked out when I realized my mistake, and when I confessed toy co teacher, who had been there for years, she told me that I'd get fired for that if I told the director. So I took her advice and poured out the breast milk bottle that baby should have had, made another formula bottle for the other baby, and no one was the wiser!!! Now as a mom, I cannot BELIEVE I did that!! FTR, the guilt haunted me for the next 5 years I worked with infants and I was always 100 percent honest with parents and directors from that day on. Also FTR, the baby was totally fine. Still... awful, awful thing to do!
Sally, you crack me up. Every time you post something you think is going to make everyone flame you, I end up liking you even more. I always think it's going to be something soooo bad, and all you did was mix up some bottles? Formula's not poison, I'm sure the baby was fine! Oh and I love Hanson too!

LOL! It's not so much the switching bottles that I thought was horrible; that was just a human mistake. The pouring out the breast milk to cover it up, and never telling the parents tough... that part is pretty sh!tty. I'm glad to know you still love me though! Wink

And of course you love Hanson, you're an Okie! Plus, they ROCK! Stick out tongue

DeniseRN · November 2012

lizwindersonRN:
cwm11985:
And last one: using a hashtag on facebook is stupid.  Its not twitter. Twitter is stupid, too.
 Totally agree! I did not join Twitter for a reason. Stop it people!
My confession:
Yesterday at work I had to take a patient from heart surgery that would be awake when they came back, therefore irritable all day. I wasn't in the mood for it. So when someone came in to work extra I got the charge nurse to give her my patient so I could take the sicker, intubated, sedated, and paralyzed patient. I'm sure only other RNs would understand me...  

This was me when I was in ICU lolol! I would rather have 2 on the vent than 1 walkie talkie...walkie talkies complain and want stuff lol

lovemygs · November 2012

cwm11985:
I think all of these "I hope I'm not pregnant" posts are ridiculous.nbsp; If you don't want to get knocked up, use from freakin protection.nbsp; It makes me really side eye people who do this.

This, this, this. So annoying.

reinedecajun · November 2012

PaddyB:

I started putting LO on his tummy to sleep and he can't (or at least hasn't) roll over by himself. He does have good head contol though.

He just sleeps so much better on his tummy. It like a miracle.

eta: I have no idea how I ended up with a box around my comment- I am not quoting anyone

This made me lol! (about the box)

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