Hey, RTV

tippycanoe1 · November 2012

RockyTopVols · November 2012

Show me your super powers.

Hesterlicious · November 2012

RockyTopVols:
Show me your super powers.

OMG I kinda want to squeeze those.

RockyTopVols · November 2012

For someone who doesn't like me because of my doucheyness, AWing, PWing, etc... I appreciate another thread dedicated to me.

RockyTopVols · November 2012

justAphase:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS.

Don't say that. That doesn't fly in other folks households and they will think less of you.

I love you though.

NotSharknado · November 2012

How did that guy get my bra????

Hesterlicious · November 2012

cruelsound:
As I was taking a shower this morning to shave in preparation for my OB visit this afternoon, I thought, "Damn, I was a total ass to RTV yesterday."

So yeah, I may think you post too much but, really, who gives a schit. More power to you, dude.

So while you were down there you were thinking "Douche?"

missyishere · November 2012

BostonKisses2:
RockyTopVols:

Show me your super powers.

Camo is so not fashionable. ::flips hair::

Tell that to my home state. Apparently it's really awesome around corn land.

Karschingham · November 2012

cruelsound:

shanado:
How did that guy get my bra????

Shut yer hole, drama llama.

LOL

seriously though shanado.

Hesterlicious · November 2012

cruelsound:
Hesterlicious:
cruelsound:

As I was taking a shower this morning to shave in preparation for my OB visit this afternoon, I thought, "Damn, I was a total ass to RTV yesterday."

So yeah, I may think you post too much but, really, who gives a schit. More power to you, dude.

So while you were down there you were thinking "Douche?"

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, I made an attempt to trim that mess, but I gave up. It was too early and I am too lazy.

I gave up on that at the end last time. I tried to get DH to do it once but he made a face when he got down there and I cried.

I just noticed your siggy. Teeeheee. The queen of table 5.

Also table 5 is right by the door and gets very cold. That's why I seated her there in my imagination.

RockyTopVols · November 2012

cruelsound:
As I was taking a shower this morning to shave in preparation for my OB visit this afternoon, I thought, "Damn, I was a total ass to RTV yesterday."

So yeah, I may think you post too much but, really, who gives a schit. More power to you, dude.

I saw you were having a rough day. I didn't take it personally. It's all good.

Libby1978 · November 2012

cruelsound:

As I was taking a shower this morning to shave in preparation for my OB visit this afternoon, I thought, "Damn, I was a total ass to RTV yesterday."

So yeah, I may think you post too much but, really, who gives a schit. More power to you, dude.

So, what you're saying is you were thinking about him in the shower.

RockyTopVols · November 2012

Libby1978:
cruelsound:

As I was taking a shower this morning to shave in preparation for my OB visit this afternoon, I thought, "Damn, I was a total ass to RTV yesterday."

So yeah, I may think you post too much but, really, who gives a schit. More power to you, dude.

So, what you're saying is you were thinking about him in the shower.

She is one of two people who apparently would procreate with me in End Times.

RockyTopVols · November 2012

cruelsound:
I really am sorry, RTV. I know it's not a huge deal in the grand scheme of things, but there's no reason for a grown ass woman to pick on someone.

I do my best thinking in the shower.

Low five!

CoffeeBeen · November 2012

Hesterlicious:
cruelsound:
Hesterlicious:
cruelsound:

As I was taking a shower this morning to shave in preparation for my OB visit this afternoon, I thought, "Damn, I was a total ass to RTV yesterday."

So yeah, I may think you post too much but, really, who gives a schit. More power to you, dude.

So while you were down there you were thinking "Douche?"

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, I made an attempt to trim that mess, but I gave up. It was too early and I am too lazy.
I gave up on that at the end last time. I tried to get DH to do it once but he made a face when he got down there and I cried.

I just noticed your siggy. Teeeheee. The queen of table 5.
Also table 5 is right by the door and gets very cold. That's why I seated her there in my imagination.

This is one of the saddest things I've read on TB.

Libby1978 · November 2012

Hesterlicious:
cruelsound:
Hesterlicious:
cruelsound:

As I was taking a shower this morning to shave in preparation for my OB visit this afternoon, I thought, "Damn, I was a total ass to RTV yesterday."

So yeah, I may think you post too much but, really, who gives a schit. More power to you, dude.

So while you were down there you were thinking "Douche?"

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, I made an attempt to trim that mess, but I gave up. It was too early and I am too lazy.

I gave up on that at the end last time. I tried to get DH to do it once but he made a face when he got down there and I cried.

I just noticed your siggy. Teeeheee. The queen of table 5.

Also table 5 is right by the door and gets very cold. That's why I seated her there in my imagination.

You should have kicked him in the nads. Crotch shaving is a husband's duty when his pregnant wife can no longer do it herself.

Are you taking notes RTV?

RockyTopVols · November 2012

Libby1978:

You should have kicked him in the nads. Crotch shaving is a husband's duty when his pregnant wife can no longer do it herself.

Are you taking notes RTV?

I have learned so much of "what not to do" by reading all about the things you all hate that your husbands do.

My wife was just saying she was having problems getting in that area lately. Maybe I will greet her tonight with my shirt off, a razor, some lotion, and a towel.

Thanks for the tips Parenting. You guys make my wife think I am a genius.

Libby1978 · November 2012

RockyTopVols:
Libby1978:

You should have kicked him in the nads. Crotch shaving is a husband's duty when his pregnant wife can no longer do it herself.

Are you taking notes RTV?

I have learned so much of "what not to do" by reading all about the things you all hate that your husbands do.

My wife was just saying she was having problems getting in that area lately. Maybe I will greet her tonight with my shirt off, a razor, some lotion, and a towel.

Thanks for the tips Parenting. You guys make my wife think I am a genius.

No problem! I'm sure the clean up will be greatly appreciated.

seahorse102410 · November 2012

RockyTopVols:
Libby1978:

You should have kicked him in the nads. Crotch shaving is a husband's duty when his pregnant wife can no longer do it herself.

Are you taking notes RTV?

I have learned so much of "what not to do" by reading all about the things you all hate that your husbands do.

My wife was just saying she was having problems getting in that area lately. Maybe I will greet her tonight with my shirt off, a razor, some lotion, and a towel.

Thanks for the tips Parenting. You guys make my wife think I am a genius.

See no, I would have kicked my husband if he suggested that it be groomed. DO NOT do this. If she suggests it great! But you just say whatever she wants to do will be absolutely perfect.

AshasaurusRex · November 2012

RockyTopVols:
Show me your super powers.

This is exactly how I imagined you would look.

Hesterlicious · November 2012

RockyTopVols:
Libby1978:

You should have kicked him in the nads. Crotch shaving is a husband's duty when his pregnant wife can no longer do it herself.

Are you taking notes RTV?
I have learned so much of "what not to do" by reading all about the things you all hate that your husbands do.
My wife was just saying she was having problems getting in that area lately. Maybe I will greet her tonight with my shirt off, a razor, some lotion, and a towel.
Thanks for the tips Parenting. You guys make my wife think I am a genius.

I'm glad DHs bad attitude is good for something. When you go post partum clothes shopping don't make the same face if she's walking ahead of you and you check out her ass. This also happened to me. Then when I tried on a sweater he told me it looked like boogers so I bought it.

Being able to figure out his thoughts is not a good thing sometimes.

ETA because I type to much. Don't offer unless she grumbles about it. Offering out of the blue could also make her cry.

RockyTopVols · November 2012

MrsSkull1107:

I agree with this! She is very vulnerable right now. Telling her she needs to groom could be disastrous!
But being open to it if she needs help is a wonderful quality to have!

She did make a comment about not being able to reach that area very well. She may have been dropping a hint? Or just venting?

Crap. Now I don't know what to do.

RockyTopVols · November 2012

MrsSkull1107:

I would definitely NOT bring it up unless she does first.

Is there a statute of limitations? She mentioned this about a week ago. Has too much time passed since then?

Maybe I will wait until she mentions it again (if) and then offer to be of assistance.

AshasaurusRex · November 2012

RockyTopVols:
MrsSkull1107:

I would definitely NOT bring it up unless she does first.

Is there a statute of limitations? She mentioned this about a week ago. Has too much time passed since then?

Maybe I will wait until she mentions it again (if) and then offer to be of assistance.

That's the best thing to do, you could even offer to buy her a wax (if she'd want it).

Libby1978 · November 2012

RockyTopVols:
MrsSkull1107:

I would definitely NOT bring it up unless she does first.

Is there a statute of limitations? She mentioned this about a week ago. Has too much time passed since then?

Maybe I will wait until she mentions it again (if) and then offer to be of assistance.

Yes. If it's been a week just wait until she brings it up again. Then you can offer help.

Hesterlicious · November 2012

crystalbaby:
Hester, I know it's really not funny but I can't stop laughing about, "He made a face and I cried." Lol.

I laugh at it too now. He is really bad at hiding his negative emotions.

LuckyDad · November 2012

RockyTopVols:
For someone who doesn't like me because of my doucheyness, AWing, PWing, etc... I appreciate another thread dedicated to me.

I feel like it's sort of like Junior High, when a girl just kept talking about how ANNOYING some guy was. She just can't stop talking about how much he bugs her, how smug he is...

So yes, crush city.

LoveBeingAWife33008 · November 2012

RockyTopVols:
Libby1978:

You should have kicked him in the nads. Crotch shaving is a husband's duty when his pregnant wife can no longer do it herself.

Are you taking notes RTV?
I have learned so much of "what not to do" by reading all about the things you all hate that your husbands do.
My wife was just saying she was having problems getting in that area lately. Maybe I will greet her tonight with my shirt off, a razor, some lotion, and a towel.
Thanks for the tips Parenting. You guys make my wife think I am a genius.

Be warned- it might look different! Puffy, swollen, maybe even a different color. It wont look like your wife. Put your game face on and DONT SHOW YOUR SURPRISE!

kbingram51 · November 2012

LoveBeingAWife33008:
RockyTopVols:
Libby1978:

You should have kicked him in the nads. Crotch shaving is a husband's duty when his pregnant wife can no longer do it herself.

Are you taking notes RTV?
I have learned so much of "what not to do" by reading all about the things you all hate that your husbands do.
My wife was just saying she was having problems getting in that area lately. Maybe I will greet her tonight with my shirt off, a razor, some lotion, and a towel.
Thanks for the tips Parenting. You guys make my wife think I am a genius.
Be warned- it might look different! Puffy, swollen, maybe even a different color. It wont look like your wife. Put your game face on and DONT SHOW YOUR SURPRISE!

In other words, traumatizing. I looked. Nightmares ensued.

RockyTopVols · November 2012

LoveBeingAWife33008:

Be warned- it might look different! Puffy, swollen, maybe even a different color. It wont look like your wife. Put your game face on and DONT SHOW YOUR SURPRISE!

Oh dear Lord.

Lets do this.

LuckyDad:
I feel like it's sort of like Junior High, when a girl just kept talking about how ANNOYING some guy was. She just can't stop talking about how much he bugs her, how smug he is...
So yes, crush city.

I agree.

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