that is supposed to bring me things when I desperately want them, like chocolate-covered chocolate? Or a glass of water? And who can I petition to make this happen?
Is stuffing really stuffing when it isn't actually cooked inside a turkey? Or are we supposed to call it dressing? But if we call it dressing, I feel like I should have to eat it on a salad. Which sounds delicious to me right now.
Why are my cats all of a sudden more in love with me than usual? Can they tell if I'm going into labor? Do they have a creepy, alien-like ability to communicate with my little friend? Has this question even been studied by the world's preeminent zoologists?
If a question is asked on the internets, and no one is there to hear it, does it even make a sound?
Re: Where is the mystical elf
I don't care when anyone decides to start decorating or celebrating any holiday... I just don't like the idea of buying anything that I can only wear or use for one day or one season. Boo!!
I'm hoping for confirmation on the alien-cat theory too. My normally non-lap-kitty has been snuggling up to my bump lately, which of course must mean that she can sense the hormones that have started and mean I'm going to have this baby tonight, right? Right?
Never in my life have I purchased holiday socks, but people tend to give them to me as gifts. This is exactly why I wear my Christmas/St. Paddy's/Valentines/Halloween socks year-round.