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Gross/funny poop story

CMonkey515CMonkey515 member
in October 2011 Moms
Last night I was getting DS's bath ready. DH was was straightening up the living room, and DS was running around nekkid for a few minutes before his bath. All of a sudden I hear DH yell frantically for me to bring him a paper towel. I walked over to see what was going on and saw DH with a big piece of poop in his hand and a grossed out look on his face. Apparently DS pooped while dh's back was turned. It landed upright on the floor. DH grabbed it thinking it was the gorilla from DS's little people zoo talker. The look on his face and the way he yelled "I though it was the gorilla!" had me cracking up for at least 5 minutes straight. I will now be referring to all future poops as " the gorilla".
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  • Sammy-MaeSammy-Mae
    LMAO
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    EWWW!
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  • Elsa1984Elsa1984 member
    Win! I wish you have a pic of DH's face in that moment to share with us.
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  • cold0009cold0009 member
    Hahahaha!

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  • Nita2603Nita2603 member
    If that ever happened at my house, DH would have a stroke! Too funny!!!
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  • jonnygurl76jonnygurl76 member
    OMG! I can't wait to share this with DH, he hates dealing with the poop. Hahaha!
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    Hilarious.
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  • CMonkey515CMonkey515 member
    imagejonnygurl76:
    OMG! I can't wait to share this with DH, he hates dealing with the poop. Hahaha!
    Mine does too, which made it all the more hilarious! I mean he'll change a diaper no problem, but basically gags the whole time. He finds ways to weasel out of them when he can. This was his payback!
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  • LCassLCass member

    LOL!!  That's hilarious!

    DH likes to give Lily "bare bum time" after her bath.  He is surprised each and every time that she ends up peeing on the floor.  Heck, she's done it twice in a row before.  Fortunately there have been no poops on the floor. . .yet.

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    Saw this right after reading your story, and had to share it.

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  • nicki731nicki731
    OMG between your story and the "surprise, it's poop" picture I am laughing out loud over here. I read the story to my DH and couldn't stop giggling, he didn't think it was as funny as I did...
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  • CMonkey515CMonkey515 member
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    Saw this right after reading your story, and had to share it.

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    Hahaha, that's funny! I'll have to show DH when he gets home from work.
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    That's hilarious! We had a poop moment tonight, too. DH was in the bathroom while Nora was taking a bath. I could hear him saying she kept farting in the tub. He said something to the effect, "I hope she doesn't poop in the tub," about 30 seconds before, "oh no, don't...gross!!!!" And I'm still laughing about it. Poop is funny.


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  • UFCaseyUFCasey member
    OMG. I have the little people gorilla and I am dying laughing. It totally looks like a piece of poop to me now! I am going to fondly think of this story every time Rocco plays with the gorilla now!
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