Can vibrations hurt?

Amandab24601 · November 2012

Okay so I am only one week prego but I am so horny. I like to use "toys" but I am afraid all the vibrations might make the baby sick. Will this hurt my unborn darling?

RussianMommy · November 2012

1 week prego? is this a for real question?

nonetheless, no, it cannot hurt your unborn darling.

[Deleted User] · November 2012

nanabanana06 · November 2012

Yes using a vibrator this early in the pregnancy my result in one of three results.

1. Shaken baby syndrome

2. Shaking the cells loose and making multiples

or 3. a unicorn

RussianMommy · November 2012

C_mo:
Toys are actually much safer to use than a penis, since having sex while pregnant could result in your baby getting pregnant. Carrots are good too, because it can encourage your darling to eat vegetables once she has left the womb.

Beaglechon2012 · November 2012

not even good MUD...

theroadahead · November 2012

It will hurt the baby unless you go anal!

Karschingham · November 2012

Nana_Osaki06:

Yes using a vibrator this early in the pregnancy my result in one of three results.

1. Shaken baby syndrome

2. Shaking the cells loose and making multiples

or 3. a unicorn

Yup. Definitely stick to carrots and the like.

gimmietimmies · November 2012

Nana_Osaki06:

Yes using a vibrator this early in the pregnancy my result in one of three results.

1. Shaken baby syndrome

2. Shaking the cells loose and making multiples

or 3. a unicorn

Most often #2 or #3. I wanna unicorn.

gimmietimmies · November 2012

C_mo:
gimmietimmies:
Nana_Osaki06:

Yes using a vibrator this early in the pregnancy my result in one of three results.

1. Shaken baby syndrome

2. Shaking the cells loose and making multiples

or 3. a unicorn

Most often #2 or #3. I wanna unicorn.

Oh, it's sooooooo pretty. I must have hit ludicrous speed.

LovestruckAJ · November 2012

Nana_Osaki06:
Yes using a vibrator this early in the pregnancy my result in one of three results.
1. Shaken baby syndrome
2. Shaking the cells loose and making multiples
or 3. a unicorn

So that explains my glittery discharge!!

SilentSaria · November 2012

Dangit I wish I had known when I was one week pregnant, I feel I have lost valuable planning time now. I'll never get those 4 weeks back! And I've been using toys...I'm gonna call my doctor asap and make sure I'm not having a unicorn, so thankful I read this.

hogrefea · November 2012

Good to see the ridiculous bs first thing in the morning. I like to prepare myself.

RedCherry1109 · November 2012

SockMonkeySam · November 2012

If you stick 2 carrots in... maybe they will be twins!

Make sure they are peeled.. no one likes a unpeeled carrot.

LittleLoveBug13 · November 2012

The cat in your siggy pretty much sums up my reaction to this post.

Amandab24601 · November 2012

Okay all you smart ass know it alls, I am we'll aware I am not really one week pregnant. I phrased it wrong. It has been one week since I tested positive. My doctor has been on vacation and I won't get to see her until nest Wednesday to find out exactly how far along I am. I know my question might seem stupid to you, however it was a genuine concern I had. Seriously it is disturbing how judge mental most of you are.

PrimRoseMama · November 2012

Amandab24601:
Okay all you smart ass know it alls, I am we'll aware I am not really one week pregnant. I phrased it wrong. It has been one week since I tested positive. My doctor has been on vacation and I won't get to see her until nest Wednesday to find out exactly how far along I am. I know my question might seem stupid to you, however it was a genuine concern I had. Seriously it is disturbing how judge mental most of you are.nbsp;

Bwhahahahaha!

skio · November 2012

Bahahaha. Priceless.

gimmietimmies · November 2012

LovestruckAJ:
Nana_Osaki06:

Yes using a vibrator this early in the pregnancy my result in one of three results.

1. Shaken baby syndrome

2. Shaking the cells loose and making multiples

or 3. a unicorn

So that explains my glittery discharge!!

Did it look like this?

I also didn't know that embryos could get sick. Unicorn flu maybe?

skio · November 2012

janapettus:
Do you not have access to a wang?nbsp; I mean how did you get pregnant in the first place?

/ded.

kellimare · November 2012

Just don't use a hot dog... we preggos have to stay away from those nitrates for sure.

nanabanana06 · November 2012

kellimare:
Just don't use a hot dog... we preggos have to stay away from those nitrates for sure.

What about the listeria?!? I hear your baby is sure to get listeria if you masturbate using a hotdog.

gimmietimmies · November 2012

Nana_Osaki06:
kellimare:
Just don't use a hot dog... we preggos have to stay away from those nitrates for sure.
What about the listeria?!? I hear your baby is sure to get listeria if you masturbate using a hotdog.

I think if you put mustard on the hot dog it kills the listeria.

Amandab24601 · November 2012

As soon as the father found out I was pregnant he left. Doesn't return my calls.

Amandab24601 · November 2012

Awe aren't you a *** smart as ***.

Beaglechon2012 · November 2012

Amandab24601:
Awe aren't you a *** smart as ***.

Ooh my, what a potty mouth! I'm glad to see you can at least curse. Now if you only were smart enough to figure out how to do it within bump rules...

amberyaknow · November 2012

ONLY if you put a condom on it, safety first! OOoOooPpps!! Were all obviously not good at that

hoopduck · November 2012

Vibrations are a good thing....unless it's hotdog related XD

everchangingcycles · November 2012

Let me introduce you to what we call the "lurkers."

They are pathetic women in their second and third trimesters, or already moms, who lurk on the first trimester message board to tease new mommies to be. They all love to take turns writing out lames ass jokes they find to be soooo funny, but really they just highlight how bitchy, rude, and idiotic they are.

The first trimester message board is primarily for those who are in their first trimester. It's very common for first time moms to be to be on this message board a lot simply because there are many questions, concerns, and seeking of commonalities in the first trimester. Sure, some questions may seem a little more lacking of previous knowledge than others, but that's what this is all for.

Reminder to the second and third trimester bitches, you once knew nothing about anything related to being pregnant, so STFU.

P.S. Vibrators are totally fine to use.

amberyaknow · November 2012

everchangingcycles:
Let me introduce you to what we call the "lurkers."
They are pathetic women in their second and third trimesters, or already moms, who lurk on the first trimester message board to tease new mommies to be. They all love to take turns writing out lames ass jokes they find to be soooo funny, but really they just highlight how bitchy, rude, and idiotic they are.
The first trimester message board is primarily for those who are in their first trimester. It's very common for first time moms to be to be on this message board a lot simply because there are many questions, concerns, and seeking of commonalities in the first trimester. Sure, some questions may seem a little more lacking of previous knowledge than others, but that's what this is all for.
Reminder to the second and third trimester bitches, you once knew nothing about anything related to being pregnant, so STFU.
P.S. Vibrators are totally fine to use.

holy z snap girl... are you just pretending to be pmsing like a fantom pain sorta reaction and you just reeeeely miss it!? take a deeeeep breath... unwedge ur draws... no need to act like you know who every one is or where every one is suppose to be mmkay...

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