Some old driver is a twatwaffle for about hitting me and DD when we were walking this morning. He was so into waving at us he swerves towards us and we had to jump up on the curb . I'm all for the elderly and independence but there comes a time when the keys need to be pulled even if they live in a small town.
We have a state inspection today at work. Co-workers are being yelled at by our supervisors, everyone is pissy, and i'm hiding in my office praying that I can just make it through until I can get the heck home. I HATE TODAY.
DS Maxwell - 08/25/2009
Wedded Bliss - 05/19/15
MC - 05/15/15 & 7/29/15 & 11/25/15 (You were wished for, hoped for and loved)
My manager is being a twat-waffle today. He is absolutely hounding me to get something done, I need time if you ask me every 5 minutes guess what it still isn't going to be done. To be fair I'm on TB right now feeding my addiction ha ha.
BFP 2/11/15 (EDD 10/13/15). MMC 3/30/15 D&C 4/3/15 "We will always love you"
DD1 - BFP 7/23/15 (EDD 3/31/16). "We believe in you rainbow" DOB 4/2/16
DD2 - BFP 2/9/18 (EDD 10/19/18). "Grow baby grow!" DOB 10/24/18
BFP 11/16/20 (EDD 7/31/21). "Round 3 FIGHT!"
All the local farm stands are closed Mondays so we put off shopping until today. Come to find out they were closed today as well so we bought ALL our produce at the grocery store. Not impressed. I am trying to buy local and support you! It's just a little rain!
Love: March 2010 Marriage: July 2013 Debt Free: October 2014 TTC: April 2015
BFP: April 10, 2016 EDD: December 19, 2016 Team Blue! Oscar born November 20, 2016 at 35w6d
An issue at a jobsite with the Civil Engineer being a total turd. He insists his information is correct, but our CAD file comes from you, dude...so if our grades are low, ummm....you gave us the information...so again---how is it our responsibility? WHAT?
DC metro is a twatwaffle today and most days for the following reasons:
1. Little or no A/C on the trains on my line (orange - basically the most crowded in the system). And it's hot as Hades this week. Thankfully had just enough time to hope off one car and onto another with better air flow.
2. Not actually running every 6 min like they're supposed to during rush hour.
3. Single tracking because of broken down trains every other day.
4. Do you ever sit down on a train/bus and then a guy stands next to your seat and his junk is all in your face and he has no where to go b/c it's so crowded?
5. Not having many other options to commute since traffic is awful and parking is expensive so...public transit it is!
edit: because words are hard
Me - 33, DH - 33 Married - May 2014 DH - Low Count/Motility/Morph - Varicocele vein x 2 - surgery (8/11) - success! BFP - 10/10/15, EDD - 6/20/16 - It's a BOY! Baby #1 - 6/29/16 - Lucas Christopher, 10 lbs 3 oz, 22.25 inches Baby #2 - TTC May 2017 BFP - 9/10/17, EDD - 5/26/18 - It's a GIRL! - RCS May 22nd
I work for a DJ Company. I DJ weddings as well as trivia and karaoke nights. Today I was talking to a bride whose wedding is coming up in a few weeks, just going over some timing details, etc. Then she says, "Oh by the way, my sister has booked with you guys too for her wedding in October, are you going to be her DJ? Because she has tried to email you guys a couple times now and no one has responded. "
Well, to make a long story short...
She (the sister) had booked her wedding with a different DJ with the same company name. (We are Firehouse DJ Co, he is The Firehouse DJ) This guy has taken her full payment in advance and then not responded to any contact from her since then. I was able to find his website, and then on wedding wire found numerous reviews saying basically the same. That he takes the money up front and then never contacts the brides until either right before the wedding, or on a few, just doesn't show up at all. I am just sick for this bride getting scammed by this guy, and also pissed that since his company has a very similar name, it could be hurting our business.
In short: duping a bride to take her money= MAJOR TWATWAFFLE!!
Married 4.26.08
TTC #1 April 2015
BFP #1 11.15.15
MMC/NMC 12.22.15 BFP #2 6.13.16 NMC 7.2.16
LFAF March Siggy: Nasty Women Kate McKinnon
Other LFAF Awards: Most likely shopping for LuLaRoe, Sweetest LFAFer, Kindest, Jokiest Jokester, Most likely to meow, Best smelling Bumpie, LFAFer I'd like to meet, Most Genuine
My office manager is a twatwaffle. She only does things when asked. So, if I always have to ask her to doesn't that mean I'm doing the managing? I didn't sign up for that.
TTC #1 since January 2014
MMC@12 weeks 1/2015
"I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles." - Audrey Hepburn
I just got back from vacation and everyone decided they would just dump stuff on me while I was away. So I come in this morning to an excessive amount of work and each task I have someone telling me theirs is more important and needs to be done first. On top of that I just had a phone conference (during my usual lunch time ) with people asking me to do stuff that's already available... bc I don't have enough to do.
Now I remember why I took the vacation. Only 2 hours to go.
My cat was a twatwaffle today....partially DH's fault because he left a glass on the coffee table with Sprite left in it...my cat decides she wanted to knock the glass over and onto the floor so when I got home I had a lovely mess of sticky Sprite and broken glass to clean up off the floor!
My cat was a twatwaffle today....partially DH's fault because he left a glass on the coffee table with Sprite left in it...my cat decides she wanted to knock the glass over and onto the floor so when I got home I had a lovely mess of sticky Sprite and broken glass to clean up off the floor!
My MIL is a twatwaffle today. She volunteered my H and his two kids to stay at his sisters 16 x 80 trailer with her, my SIL and H and two kids on the family vacation she so delightfully planned for us but is expecting us to pay for. Wow, run on sentence. Sorry. All I wanted was my hubs and I to have our own room, and actually be able to relax on this so called vacation. /sigh
@dsmith211 that happens to me when I get back to work and I'm on a week vacation, so I know it's coming. The thing I hate the most is that they just dump the folders, or just lose paper faxes because their to lazy to pull the charts, on my desk and dont even keep it neat or organized. Also, my temp is super messy and completely disorganizes my work station, it's absolutely disgusting to me! I'm so OCD and leave my desk in perfect order and come back to the tailings of a tornado. That's my upcoming twatwaffle.
Also, my mother. I'm on vacation with her and we have to share a bathroom. She keeps leaving the toilet seat lid up, I'm used to it being down. So in the last 3 nights, just now included, I walk into the dark bathroom and lift what I think is the lid up. But, is the actual toilet seat. I've almost dunked my ass in toilet water every time.
Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday
Yuck.
DD1 - BFP 7/23/15 (EDD 3/31/16). "We believe in you rainbow" DOB 4/2/16
DD2 - BFP 2/9/18 (EDD 10/19/18). "Grow baby grow!" DOB 10/24/18
BFP 11/16/20 (EDD 7/31/21). "Round 3 FIGHT!"
Love: March 2010 Marriage: July 2013 Debt Free: October 2014 TTC: April 2015
Oscar born November 20, 2016 at 35w6d
An issue at a jobsite with the Civil Engineer being a total turd. He insists his information is correct, but our CAD file comes from you, dude...so if our grades are low, ummm....you gave us the information...so again---how is it our responsibility? WHAT?
Formerly: FtrMrsO
Me: 34 DH: 35
Married: Oct. 2007
TTC #1: June 2015
BFP#1 3/19/16 MC 3/28/16
BFP #2 5/26/16 EDD 1/31/17
1. Little or no A/C on the trains on my line (orange - basically the most crowded in the system). And it's hot as Hades this week. Thankfully had just enough time to hope off one car and onto another with better air flow.
2. Not actually running every 6 min like they're supposed to during rush hour.
3. Single tracking because of broken down trains every other day.
4. Do you ever sit down on a train/bus and then a guy stands next to your seat and his junk is all in your face and he has no where to go b/c it's so crowded?
5. Not having many other options to commute since traffic is awful and parking is expensive so...public transit it is!
edit: because words are hard
Me - 33, DH - 33
Married - May 2014
DH - Low Count/Motility/Morph - Varicocele vein x 2 - surgery (8/11) - success!
BFP - 10/10/15, EDD - 6/20/16 - It's a BOY!
Baby #1 - 6/29/16 - Lucas Christopher, 10 lbs 3 oz, 22.25 inches
Baby #2 - TTC May 2017
BFP - 9/10/17, EDD - 5/26/18 - It's a GIRL! - RCS May 22nd
My Chart
BFP #2 6.13.16
NMC 7.2.16
Kate McKinnon
Other LFAF Awards: Most likely shopping for LuLaRoe, Sweetest LFAFer, Kindest, Jokiest Jokester, Most likely to meow, Best smelling Bumpie, LFAFer I'd like to meet, Most Genuine
Now I remember why I took the vacation. Only 2 hours to go.
BFP#1 & MC:August 2015 BFP: #2 10/01/2015 MC: 10/09/2015 BFP #3: 12/22/2015 @ 5 weeks MC/CP: 12-23-2015
Fertility Appointment: Feb 23/16, Hysteroscopy 03/02/2016,
BFP #4: 03/31/16 EDD 12/01/2016
That's my upcoming twatwaffle.
Thanks mom.