they are making me crazy today, yo.
How'za girl supposed to mess around on the internet when she's got kiddies all up in her shizz and eleventy billion loads of laundry to do and fold and something called w-o-r-k and grading and stuff?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Re: My peeps. . .
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You're cute.
I put them to work on the basement last night. Now instead of 2" of crap spread all over the floor of the playroom, there's 4" of crap spread all over the floor of the playroom. I'm putting on loud music, getting a blowtorch, and getting apocalyptic on this house.
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Haha! I understand! I had fully planned on DD watching a movie this morning while I accomplished some household chores and wrote my lesson plans for next week. However, she had other plans. She forced me to turn off the TV and then gave me a verbal itinerary for the morning. So far today we've:
"played dolls"
"had a tea party"
"put on a fashion show"
"made some lunch in her kitchen"
and
"decorated our body with tattoos"
lol!
Also, this is what I was thinking when I read the title.
Feels like that. Trust me, it totes feels like that.
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For realz. I see a business plan in the making. We could be totally villified on Good Morning America and Ann Coulter could talk about how horrible rabid little baybayz are and Ann Romney could tell us that we're attempting to commercialize something natural and amazing because all mothers love to be with their babies all the time *
*unless they are participating in the grueling task of managing seven households and five nannies.
Seriously. The baby locked herself in another room and is ripping it to shreds and you know who doesn't care? This lady.
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It'll be awhile. I think it's the 17th?
We had a lot go down last week and I think that's why I just need some downtime. Last week we had 2 ortho apts for the biggest, the OT apt for Batman, and the baby started waking up 3-5x a night again. Every. Night.
That's when I discovered that 1 drink takes mommy to her happy place and 2 drinks makes her a major b!tch the next day.
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My DD crawled on my lap last week and wiped her nose with her hand. Then she wiped her hand on my cheek.
WTF DUDE. BABIES ARE DISGUSTING.
Sorry about your clothes.
It's always the shoulders. Always.
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Me too!
She one up'd herself and blew her nose in my hair. Gawd do I wish I was kidding.
Is it wrong that I'm glad I'm not alone?
I've cleaned and swept the entire main floor, done 6 loads of laundry, and graded 6 essays. Only 15 essays to go and I'm done with my day's chores.
Oh, no, wait. 15 essays and then drink a rum drink and then plan tomorrow's class and then knit something. And Homeland's on tonight. So that's cool.
Also? I've had approximately 4 cups of tea from my Obama Birth Certificate Mug that says Made in America. Tea steeped in Barack tastes extra fantastic, I guess, because I just keep drinking it.
https://store.barackobama.com/made-in-the-usa-mug.html
I was going to drink from my Biden cup in honor of the debates, but it seems really wrong to drink tea from a cup that says "Cup of Joe".
P.S. I might've had caffeine. LOOK! A BIRD!!
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I'm going to pretend I didn't read Crystalbaby and Manatee's last posts.
Kids are so gross.
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I know right?? I decided to say eff the dishes and am munching on chocolate covered pretzels and waiting in queue for WoW.
I meant to post about this the other day b/c we have some gamers 'round these parts. Did you see that the GOP for some state house race in Maine is giving this lady (the Dem opponent) total sh!t for some of the things she said ACTING AS HER CHARACTER in WoW?
I'm gobsmacked. Poor gal. THey interviewed her on CNN and she kept saying "This is a game, dudes. A game." and the interviewer kept acting like these were grave things she was saying: "But you say you like to *STAB PEOPLE*. How is that not disturbing?" "Um. Well. Because it's a game? DUH????"
So. dumb.
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Yeah, that seems silly. People get way too uptight about things. It's a freaking video game, people aren't actually going to stab people. Jeez.