At work today I went to open the change drawer for my co-worker and as I handed him 40 bucks my co-worker's customer said, "Thanks Mom." In a weird, sarcastic way. At first I didn't know if this upper 40 year old dude was calling me his mother because I gave my co-worker money, or if it was because I'm totally showing.... I then decided it was because I'm totally showing, and then I decided I should have chewed him out. MISSED OPPORTUNITY!
I ought to have said, "Only one person can call me mom, and he's not born yet." Oh well. Next time, for there will be a next time!