Let me clarify something ladies

achineseposter · September 2012

I am a very well known and admired user of The Bump. Some people here might even call me a dignitary of sorts. I have to use an AE due to too much harrassment recently but I expect to be treated with the respect that I deserve regardless. Please keep this in mind in your dealings with me.

cynnichinny13 · September 2012

Cool story, bro.

Mrs.adambabycakes · September 2012

tl;dr

cynnichinny13 · September 2012

Did we ever find out if they're really chinese?

because it totally makes a huge difference.

ShellShockedMama · September 2012

AquaFlowers · September 2012

Haha

J+MS · September 2012

Ah yes, that changes everything.

Not,

thisplaceisstupid · September 2012

is this princess parenting board? holy hell this is tb. keep your standards lower.

littlemac1117 · September 2012

BK?

ShellShockedMama · September 2012

Though I 100% doubt you're anyone that matters, I have to assume that if you made stupid shitlike this https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/68980569.aspx up, you probably deserved lots and lots of harassment.

ChurchLady31 · September 2012

Well isn't that special!

achineseposter · September 2012

ShellShockedMama:
Though I 100% doubt you're anyone that matters, I have to assume that if you made stupid shitlike this https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/68980569.aspx up, you probably deserved lots and lots of harassment.

Oh, sorry. I guess that the ADOPTION BOARD is actually the incorrect place to put your child up for adoption now......................

quidditchcapn1120 · September 2012

Oh.

mom2pottamus · September 2012

achineseposter:
ShellShockedMama:
Though I 100% doubt you're anyone that matters, I have to assume that if you made stupid shitlike this https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/68980569.aspx up, you probably deserved lots and lots of harassment.

Oh, sorry. I guess that the ADOPTION BOARD is actually the incorrect place to put your child up for adoption now......................

The correct place is Craigs list.

achineseposter · September 2012

mom2pottamus:
achineseposter:

ShellShockedMama:
Though I 100% doubt you're anyone that matters, I have to assume that if you made stupid shitlike this https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/68980569.aspx up, you probably deserved lots and lots of harassment.

Oh, sorry. I guess that the ADOPTION BOARD is actually the incorrect place to put your child up for adoption now......................

The correct place is Craigs list.

If they won't even bite on the Adoption board then I assume that it's a lost cause. I'm close to going door to door with the kid.

achineseposter · September 2012

mom2pottamus:
achineseposter:

ShellShockedMama:
Though I 100% doubt you're anyone that matters, I have to assume that if you made stupid shitlike this https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/68980569.aspx up, you probably deserved lots and lots of harassment.

Oh, sorry. I guess that the ADOPTION BOARD is actually the incorrect place to put your child up for adoption now......................

The correct place is Craigs list.

If they won't even bite on the Adoption board then I assume that it's a lost cause. I'm close to going door to door with the kid.

mom2pottamus · September 2012

achineseposter:
mom2pottamus:
achineseposter:

ShellShockedMama:
Though I 100% doubt you're anyone that matters, I have to assume that if you made stupid shitlike this https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/68980569.aspx up, you probably deserved lots and lots of harassment.

Oh, sorry. I guess that the ADOPTION BOARD is actually the incorrect place to put your child up for adoption now......................

The correct place is Craigs list.

If they won't even bite on the Adoption board then I assume that it's a lost cause. I'm close to going door to door with the kid.

Just wait it out until Halloween, he'll be easier to ditch in a crowd. Problem solved.

blowfish11 · September 2012

Oh...

achineseposter · September 2012

Like a peasant girl who THOUGHT that she was above kissing the frog, all of the non believers will quiver with regret when you learn of my true identity. MARK MY WORDS HOUSEWIVES.

[Deleted User] · September 2012

achineseposter:
Like a peasant girl who THOUGHT that she was above kissing the frog, all of the non believers will quiver with regret when you learn of my true identity. MARK MY WORDS HOUSEWIVES.

scorch · September 2012

achineseposter:
Like a peasant girl who THOUGHT that she was above kissing the frog, all of the non believers will quiver with regret when you learn of my true identity. MARK MY WORDS HOUSEWIVES.

Snort. That's pretty funny.

Where do we get these megalomaniacs?

thisplaceisstupid · September 2012

achineseposter:
Like a peasant girl who THOUGHT that she was above kissing the frog, all of the non believers will quiver with regret when you learn of my true identity. MARK MY WORDS HOUSEWIVES.

dun dun dunnnnmn!!!!!

J&A2008 · September 2012

Anyone who says someone from this board is admired has not been on long.

achineseposter · September 2012

Phase yourself, sofamonkey. You and I are cool. There is no need to showboat hoping to impress me.

Before the rooster crows, the rest of The Bump will have denied me three times . . .

missyishere · September 2012

IrishEyes0530 · September 2012

Lol at this whole thread.

missyishere · September 2012

Spooko:

missyleaferg:

I know I'm over tired, but this made me lol so hard.

I laugh hysterically every time I look at it. Even now as I type this.

achineseposter · September 2012

missyleaferg:

Yes, He is a very well known religious figure from my country.... Not sure what's funny aboUt this?

missyishere · September 2012

achineseposter:
missyleaferg:
Yes, He is a very well known religious figure from my country.... Not sure what's funny aboUt this?

CoffeeBeen · September 2012

achineseposter:
Like a peasant girl who THOUGHT that she was above kissing the frog, all of the non believers will quiver with regret when you learn of my true identity. MARK MY WORDS HOUSEWIVES.

What about us working moms, should we also quiver? LMK.

jorkz821 · September 2012

Lol at this thread

Kitiara5512 · September 2012

FezzesAreCool · September 2012

Do you happen to have two kids named Kate and Will and also have a major hard-on for smocked clothing and think Graco is the debbil?

Also, do you ever write $67,000 checks?

LMK.

Wufroggy79 · September 2012

ShellShockedMama:

Whoa! Is this Brittany? She's really starting to age in her face. I barely recognized her at first.

MrsGoodkat · September 2012

How do you feel about cheese?

CoffeeBeen · September 2012

I wish she'd kept going, I was thoroughly entertained by her crazy superiority complex.

KJmashup · September 2012

Thank you OP for inspiring this AE. I feel all giddy now.

ChurchLady31:
Well isn't that special!

ChurchLady31 · September 2012

achineseposter:
Like a peasant girl who THOUGHT that she was above kissing the frog, all of the non believers will quiver with regret when you learn of my true identity. MARK MY WORDS HOUSEWIVES.

Could you be...

SATAN?!

[Deleted User] · September 2012

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chiualover · September 2012

EllaHella:

achineseposter:
Like a peasant girl who THOUGHT that she was above kissing the frog, all of the non believers will quiver with regret when you learn of my true identity. MARK MY WORDS HOUSEWIVES.

It's MommyLiberty from PCE.

Or BumpKathleen.

Is mommyliberty even that clever. I thinknot. LOL

TunaTown · September 2012

I have to poop.

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