Dear office,
Why are you so far away? I hate losing 2 hours of time with DD every day.
Sincerely,
Commuter hater
Dear DD,
You're awesome.
Love
Mom,
Dear June'12 board,
It was fun while it lasted! Now back to your regularly scheduled bulls*t
Signed
Both entertained and annoyed
Re: Open letter Wednesday
Dear June 12 board,
Thank you for the trainwreck of entertainment.
Love,
July 12 board
Go away. Just go away. I can't be the only person who didn't join the FB group specifically to avoid this kind of drama. We just want to talk about our babies here.
Who else wants to create as many baby related or GTKY threads as they can think of in an effort to push the drama off the first page?
Love, Frustrated Bumpie
Dear DH,
I think your lullabies that you sing to DS are hilariously adorable.
Love, Your not as creative wife
Dear DS,
You have the most kissable cheeks in the world.
Love, Mommy
Dear June Board,
if you don't feed drama, it will go away.Don't bring FB problems over here.
Thanks!
Dear June board,
I grew to like many of you and I hope that we can keep the positive stuff going. I love sharing our LO's achievements and mommy moments.
Sincerely
Dear Allison,
Stick around
Dear Dirty lurkers,
Our board is a little crazy right now, but that doesn't reflect all the posters. Just some of us.
Sincerely
Dear No Doubt,
I'm really glad you're back.
Long-time fan
Dear parenthood,
You make me cry almost every episode.
Thanks.
Dear LO
Your gummy baby smiles are the best and I hope your teeth don't come too too soon so I can enjoy these smiles a little longer
Mommy [and daddy]
Dear House,
You are a disaster. Pull it together and clean yourself up.
Thank you
HaHa this is my house too!
Dear Navy:
Get off your butts and give us our plane tickets already!
Sincerely,
A Navy wife who would like to sit next to her husband and child on the plane
Dear A&A,
I think maybe you two may have not noticed, but your presence causes quite a bit of discontent. Perhaps a change of forum is in order. Wouldn't the two of you enjoy a clean slate--somewhere else? I think it would be best for everyone.
Dear DD,
Thank you, THANK YOU, for finally taking a nap. Even if it is on me and not in your PnP or crib, I'm nevertheless very happy you are getting some rest.
Dear Facebook,
You are the devil! I have seen you mess up many lives (and marriages) since you were created. There's a thing called privacy and it seems with you around people feel the need to expose to much of themselves and feel the need to cross boundaries that they might not have done without you making it so darn easy!
Signed,
Dr. Beth (Clinical Psychologist)
Dear June 2012 board (and you know who you are) the drama free mommies who regularly post about their babies,
I appreciate all of you and love hearing about your babies' new developments. I look forward to your posts, so please do not stop posting due to all of the temporary stuff going on here. Continue to post and avoid the drama and soon we will have our board back!
Sincerely,
Fellow June mommy!
Amen, drbeth!
Wholeheartedly agree! Way too connected w/ out an ounce of real connection!
Dear button up pants that I tried to wear for a few hours earlier today,
I'm just not ready for you yet.
Sincerely,
Changed back into yoga pants
Dear DS,
I love you more than I ever could have imagined. Although, I come home from work tried and lacking energy, all day long I think about you and wish I could be with you. Your smiles help make every day sweeter.
Love,
Mommy
Dear MIL,
I'm so glad my DS has someone who loves him and takes good care of him while I'm away at work. At the same time, I'm really jealous. It kind of upsets me you get to spend more time with him than I do. It's not your fault. I appreciate it.
Love,
Crazy DIL
Dear Allison,
I'm staying out the drama surrounding you. However, you have 2 adorable little babies.
Your Fellow Bump Poster