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Chandler Bing challenge
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Favorite Chandler Bing-isms! Aaaaaand go!
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Re: Chandler Bing challenge
"Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT."
God, there are so many.
His legs flay about as if independent from his body!
Yeah, either that or Gloria Estefan *was* right. Eventually, the rhythm *is* going to get you.
All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole."
You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower!
Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Or that his dad's Las Vegas show was "Viva Las Gay-gas". lmao.
Or Mrs. Chenandler Bong.
Aw, I miss Friends so much.
Yes! This is one of my favs.
Chandler: (notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!
<------pathetic. lol
Why don't you quit and get "the fear?"
Because I'm TOO afraid.
I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men.
And....
This! Love that episode.
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...I can't stop. :-)
Bahahahahaha!!!! That is my favorite.
And the only one I can ever remember.
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"Oh, so what are you going to do? You're going to show me my clothes?"
Then my favorite one actually said by Joey: "Hi, I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?"
"He stole the essence of the chair!"
and
"Exactly how many cameras are on you?"
- well i guess i'm going to yemen
- i want to see this hot girl everyone is talking about. (jumps back to monica) there she is!
- where did everything go and what happened to all of our stuff? (and the bend over comment after that)
when he's stuck in the atm vestibule and telling them over the phone
That's SO not the opposite of hiding my clothes!
Our local station started airing reruns again in the afternoons. That one was just on. I forgot how much I missed Friends.
Actually, Gum would be perfection!
I wish I could think of more right now. It has apparently been too long since I watched these. I've got to get my DVD's out.
To Joey's girlfriend Kathy:
"Me, I like it in the stern..."
"Of the boat!"
And, on why he picks up the chick and puts it in the canoe in their livingroom:
"The duck can swim."
"Oh, dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!"
Re: Chandler's finger - I remember noticing it, and I think I read that the tip got cut off in some sort of accident. I always notice it now!
I think I could find a favorite Chandlerism in every episode. He was my favorite.
How about: "Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you're not married to anymore of us are you?"
This is probably the one I laugh the most at.
And now I'm going to pop in some Friends.
Pivooot! Pivoooot! PIVOT!
I'm in a vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
Gum would be perfection.
Not Ms. Chanandler Bong's best, but my favorites and I wanted to contribute to this amazing thread. It has made my evening.
This this this this this this!!!
I just thought of another one while confronting DH about his song choices (I've caught him singing Beyonce's If I Were a Boy and just now he was singing What a Girl Wants).
Chandler: "If I were a guy........Did I just say IF I were a guy?"