January 2013 Moms

My DH's version of announcing the sex on FB was hilarious

Of course I was slightly mortified but tried to play along.

His post had a photo of the ultrasound showing the boy parts and said:

"It's official!.. "Zenry" (nickname we had for the LO) is ....Henry! We look at the penis pic WOW! and had to as....It has been confirmed.... He is ABOVE average in size. That's my boy!"

 My response:

"You just had to go there didn't you honey? I should have known since you were strutting around like a puffed up peacock."

DH's reply:

 "Zenry is the one showing off. He pointed as if to say "Put it's a boy here!"

What is it with men and penis size? When DH asked and the OB confirmed that it was "above average" you would have thought he had won the lottery. LOL

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  • LOL That's hilarious. My good friend just posted her u/s that showed that her baby is a boy and there is a very obvious "Package" there and the shot was at the same angle as the only shot we were able to get of our little ones parts where our tech said it was probably a girl. When I told hubby he said, "then our baby is definitely a girl! No way a son of mine wouldn't be packing well." 

    They're so funny, aren't they. 

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  • I gotta be honest, I was also pretty stoked that our baby was undoubtedly a boy.  I know that my husband was proud as well. 

    But it is weird, if we were having a girl, I wouldn't want her to have above average sized labia... 

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  • LOL...

    My neighbor was telling us how she and her DH were about to "do it" for lack of better term but they heard her daughter in the shower and she lost the mood. She continued on to get dressed and her hubby stayed in bed. Well her daughter (his step daughter) walked in on him butt naked....screamed and ran out the door. Her DH's first thought was "at least I still had a semi and it didn't look small."

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  • It's funny bc at this stage in the pregnancy, penises are literally half the size of the first digit on your pinky finger. I wouldn't be bragging about that if I were a man :)
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  • That's too funny!
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  • LOL. This is awesome and I love the nickname Zenry!
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    LOL. This is awesome and I love the nickname Zenry!

    DH took our girl name (Zoey) and boy name (Henry) and smashed them together for Zenry.

    He is still calling the baby Zenry! LOL I fear the nickname will stick for a long time.

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  • I must be immature because when I saw our "it's a boy" ultrasound printed I said, "holy crap that's huge!". Not that I have seen many penis ultrasounds to compare to, it just looks like it's sticking so far out from his body.

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  • that is to funny!!! leave it to guys to brag about there "package" size! love it!!
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  • Wow...guys are hilarious!
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  • Haha! Definitely sounds like my husband.

    We're having a girl and DH still managed to mention penis size at our last appointment. It was a few days after our a/s and DH asked my OB if he was able to tell on the current u/s (we were watching baby girl on the monitor) if it was for sure a girl. My OB went to the appropriate area and said, "Yeah, looks pretty clear to me!" DH said, "Okay, just checking. I should have known it would be obvious because my son would be packing the goods."

    REALLY?! Right in front of my OB. He just had to go there.

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  • That is too funny. With DS#1 when he was born, the doctor said "WOW, you have a very well endowed little boy". When we had the a/s for DS#2 at almost 21 weeks, the tech said "WOW, your little boy is very well endowed, I've never seen one that big at 21 weeks and I've been doing this for 10+ years". My DH is extremely proud.

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  • Lol, that is hilarious!!

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  • We haven't had our follow up to the a/s with the doctor (that's Saturday) for my DH to have the opportunity to ask the dr. if our little man is larger than average, nor do I know if he would even think to ask the dr. that...HOWEVER, haha, right after our a/s, my DH said to me "did you see how big that thing was?!" So I wouldn't put it past him!

    Men are funny!

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