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Children have the most interesting insults

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My cousin has 6 and 8 year old daughters, and they started fighting i the backyard about something. I'm not sure how it started, but I could hear them screaming from the living room. They're exchanging pretty typical "I'm not you friend anymore" types of things. My cousin went out to sort things out with them, but before she did, the 6-year-old dropped this gem:

"You're so fat you can't breathe!"

She's not so eloquent under pressure.

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  • Tellyb0228Tellyb0228
    Haha. I can kinda see her logic in it though. ;p I remember when I was a little kid I called my sister a fat bee. I always heard "b word" but never realized it stood for b. i. t. c. h. until much later.
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  • EAMommyEAMommy

    Gotta love kids and their arguments!

    Last year two of my daycare kids were fighting and one called the other a meatball. The one who was called a meatball responded with, "Well, you're... you're... you're spaghetti!" 

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  • BLPL101BLPL101 member

    imageTellyb0228:
    Haha. I can kinda see her logic in it though. ;p I remember when I was a little kid I called my sister a fat bee. I always heard "b word" but never realized it stood for b. i. t. c. h. until much later.

    Hahaha! Love that.

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  • graciesmurfgraciesmurf member

    This is so funny.  I overheard my little cousins argue once (9 and 11).

    "You're just like chess because you're boring and only nerds like you" - 11 y/o

    "Well then you're Scrabble since you're just full of letters" -9 y/o

    Their mom and I cracked up at the whole exchange.

     

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  • sesigssesigs member
    Too funny. I was helping one of the doctors at work suture a little girl (3) and her older brother (probably 5 or 6) was hysterically crying when the doctor put the Lidocaine in and was screaming "I hate you so much! I am going to punch you so hard!" It made me laugh mostly because he was more upset than his sister and the needle wasn't even meant for him! 
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  • LoriLue31LoriLue31 member
    LOL! I would have loved to hear how she said it.

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  • adventureoliveadventureolive

    imagesesigs:
    Too funny. I was helping one of the doctors at work suture a little girl (3) and her older brother (probably 5 or 6) was hysterically crying when the doctor put the Lidocaine in and was screaming "I hate you so much! I am going to punch you so hard!" It made me laugh mostly because he was more upset than his sister and the needle wasn't even meant for him! 

     I remember when I was 5 or 6, I was getting a shot and freaking out over it. So I started just pummeling the doctor in the crotch. 

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