Do I have a huge vag?

artistlife · August 2012

Or is the manufacturers of tp holders all men? Seriously, I hate it when I only get two pieces of shitty TP Pun intended.LOL , and then get pee on my hand. Do they seriously think that is enough? Do they expect the companies that use them to also use better paper? Or do I just have a huge vag?

rrdiva1 · August 2012

Nah I think you are good, those places do not realize people like me have a big ass, I lurvs toilet paper.

bewilderingstar · August 2012

Lol, I love this. I feel this is how that whole TP for women commercial started!

LollipopsAndCrisps · August 2012

rrdiva1 · August 2012

LollipopsAndCrisps:

:::::waves hey girl!

Shayliz · August 2012

Why don't you just take more sheets?

jschwind22 · August 2012

Shayliz:
Why don't you just take more sheets?

This...I'm confused...

artistlife · August 2012

I usually do! But if I am in a hurry I forget. Plus, its a damn hassle to have to unravel the roll backward. I am talking about the rolls like schools have that have the little block mechanism. So if you want more you have unravel it by pushing it through the back.

PrimRoseMama · August 2012

gardennymph:
I usually do! But if I am in a hurry I forget. Plus, its a damn hassle to have to unravel the roll backward. I am talking about the rolls like schools have that have the little block mechanism. So if you want more you have unravel it by pushing it through the back.

Cottonelle wipes. Seriously. It will change your life.

artistlife · August 2012

Slapptastic:
With a title like that, I was seriously hoping for some fisting action. Instead it's about TP.nbsp; I am slightly disappointed.

GIFSoup
Here you go slaps!

hjk5000 · August 2012

lol, for some reason I was expecting this to be about jumbo tampons.

iambellaluna · August 2012

hjk5000:
lol, for some reason I was expecting this to be about jumbo tampons.

ME TOO!

And I'm fighting the compulsion to quote her title and then reply simply: YES.

artistlife · August 2012

iambellaluna:
hjk5000:
lol, for some reason I was expecting this to be about jumbo tampons.
ME TOO!And I'm fighting the compulsion to quote her title and then reply simply: YES.

Why fight it? Yours must be soooo tiny, since you never had this problem. I am just trying to have some fun on a rainy day.

artistlife · August 2012

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finleybelle4 · August 2012

iambellaluna:
hjk5000:
lol, for some reason I was expecting this to be about jumbo tampons.

ME TOO!

And I'm fighting the compulsion to quote her title and then reply simply: YES.

Same here! I'm a tad confused now, but thats nothing new ;0)

ac5008 · August 2012

hjk5000:
lol, for some reason I was expecting this to be about jumbo tampons.

And then I was going to tell her that it wasnt her fault if she had a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.

iambellaluna · August 2012

gardennymph:
iambellaluna:

hjk5000:
lol, for some reason I was expecting this to be about jumbo tampons.

ME TOO!

And I'm fighting the compulsion to quote her title and then reply simply: YES.

Why fight it? Yours must be soooo tiny, since you never had this problem. I was just trying to have some fun. ;

Because I know you're obviously joking. I personally have never judged the size of my vag based on TP. I just use what I use.

artistlife · August 2012

ac5008:
hjk5000:
lol, for some reason I was expecting this to be about jumbo tampons.
And then I was going to tell her that it wasnt her fault if she had a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.

Now that's funny!

LollipopsAndCrisps · August 2012

rrdiva1:
LollipopsAndCrisps:
:::::waves hey girl!

Hiiii, Diva!!! You're about to have a FB message!!

wearebirds · August 2012

ac5008:

hjk5000:
lol, for some reason I was expecting this to be about jumbo tampons.

And then I was going to tell her that it wasnt her fault if she had a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.

LOL! **Mean Girls**

BTW I love your siggy pic...every time I see it I picture your LO saying "HEEEYYYY!!!!"

skio · August 2012

Aw, leave it to CLEC for pure perfection in imagery.

I'm still confused about the TP thing, though. I've never come across a roll where you can't take as much as you want. Is this some kind of new hippie tree huggin contraption?

rrdiva1 · August 2012

CLECyclist:

Dead! CLE I need a new siggy with spermies that are rainbows. We so need a chat.

artistlife · August 2012

GIFSoup

salt78 · August 2012

Wait...you pee out your vag?

CiderWench · August 2012

salt78:
Wait...you pee out your vag?

This. How does the size of your vagina affect how much pee you have?

artistlife · August 2012

CiderWench:
salt78:
Wait...you pee out your vag?
This. How does the size of your vagina affect how much pee you have?

I give up. You guys are taking all the fun out of this, with all your seriousness.

beth9409 · August 2012

Slapptastic:

With a title like that, I was seriously hoping for some fisting action.

Instead it's about TP. I am slightly disappointed.

This is what I was thinking!

salt78 · August 2012

gardennymph:
CiderWench:
salt78:
Wait...you pee out your vag?
This. How does the size of your vagina affect how much pee you have?
I give up. You guys are taking all the fun out of this, with all your seriousness.

ac5008 · August 2012

grahamlove:
ac5008:

hjk5000:
lol, for some reason I was expecting this to be about jumbo tampons.

 

And then I was going to tell her that it wasnt her fault if she had a heavy flow and a wide set vagina. 

LOL! **Mean Girls**

BTW I love your siggy pic...every time I see it I picture your LO saying "HEEEYYYY!!!!"

He probably was! He's my difficult little ham. We call him the baby Dictator because he knows what he wants and isn't afraid to boss us around to get it.

ETA: Why mobile site? Why do you hate punctuation?

CutieBean79 · August 2012

I thought this was going to be a BFP post & you were scared of pushing out a baby.

rrdiva1 · August 2012

CLECyclist:

rrdiva1:
Dead! CLE I need a new siggy with spermies that are rainbows. We so need a chat.

Message me so you can tell me what you want, what you really really want.

Ok I will, and yeah I totally sang it in a british accent as I read it "Spice girls rock", don't judge me.

rrdiva1 · August 2012

Slapptastic:
CLECyclist:

rrdiva1:
Dead! CLE I need a new siggy with spermies that are rainbows. We so need a chat.

Message me so you can tell me what you want, what you really really want.

Sporty Spice! (only because you cycle)

Ooo and Diva can be Sparkle Spice!!

And I'm Slappy Spice. I'm the naughty one.

YES YES and YES!!!!! Runs off to find the perfect

accessories and make up to go with my new look. GIRL POWER!!!

BankerBSN · August 2012

I can't say I have this problem. I drip dry.

TeamAwesomeBaby · August 2012

Sheryl Crow claims to use only one square per pee, and two per poo. She must be part of the teeny vulva club.

BankerBSN · August 2012

Slapptastic:

Banker&BSN:
I can't say I have this problem. I drip dry.

And now we all know that Banks either sits on the john for a really long time each time she has topiss or is completely hair-free in her lady parts.

Hater going to Hate. :P

BankerBSN · August 2012

kicius56:

FFS. I believe she is talking about this monster that I have had the displeasure of dealing with.

I think you ladies just give up too easily. I get all the TP I need before going in for the wipe. No one likes poop under thier finger nails...

TeamAwesomeBaby · August 2012

Slapptastic:
TeamAwesomeBaby:
Sheryl Crow claims to use only one square per pee, and two per poo. She must be part of the teeny vulva club.
Does she like use bounty strength TP or fold it a bajillion times?
Seriously. I can see using two squares for a poo if she's a clean poo-er, but piss will soak through one sheet.
I am the great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole.

Maybe she drips dry and THEN wipes, sort of like Banker. Or maybe she has rich-people toilet paper where each square is the size of a wash cloth, and she doesn't know what she's talking about.

rrdiva1 · August 2012

Slapptastic:
Banker&BSN:
kicius56:

FFS. I believe she is talking about this monster that I have had the displeasure of dealing with.

I think you ladies just give up too easily. I get all the TP I need before going in for the wipe. No one likes poop under their finger nails...

The imagery that you convey in your posts is outstanding!!

I'm not even going to try to look for a gif for that one...

FWIW, I too, grab a shitload of TP before going in for the wipe. Wad it, fold it (so it makes a "V" and its therefore wider), make it work.

iambellaluna · August 2012

Slapptastic:

I don't do it, but there are people that wipe with washcloths... 'Jus sayin'.

Reminds me of this:

https://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/other-shows/videos/extreme-cheapskates-reusable-toilet-paper.htm

mama&baby · August 2012

gardennymph:
GIFSoup

Ewwww...wtf

ETA: I went back and watched the vid and that thing is creepy... but served those guys right for pouring beer/soda on that thing.

iambellaluna · August 2012

Slapptastic:
iambellaluna:
Slapptastic:

I don't do it, but there are people that wipe with washcloths... 'Jus sayin'.

Reminds me of this:

https://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/other-shows/videos/extreme-cheapskates-reusable-toilet-paper.htm

It was one of those type shows that I saw it on... "Don't use the brown washcloth..."

Yeah....that and I don't want to willing wipe my bits with cloths that may or may not have had other people's poo on them at one point. It's a mental thing that I just don't think I can overcome.

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