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Ask a fat person.

Go ahead.  Ask whatever you want. 
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Re: Ask a fat person.

  • Do you have a problem with neck roll sludge?
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  • No, but boob sweat is the absolute worst.
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  • Do you wear bikinis and other things KC wouldn't understand?
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  • imageFezzesAreCool:
    No, but boob sweat is the absolute worst.
    YesYesYes
  • How many times a week is it permissible to wear stretch pants?

  • imageCoffeeBeen:
    Do you wear bikinis and other things KC wouldn't understand?

    F'uck no. 

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  • imageashleysyn2:
    Have you ever had to go home during your coffee break to put on your husband's boxer briefs under your pencil skirt because your sweaty thighs were rubbing together and hurting?

    No because a) my husband's clothes are too small for me and; b) I use baby powder on my thighs. 

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  • imageByeBabyBunting:
    How many times a week is it permissible to wear stretch pants?

    No idea.  I don't wear stretch pants because I would look like a sausage in a casing.

    Yoga pants FTW. 

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  • imageFezzesAreCool:
    Go ahead.  Ask whatever you want. 

    White cake or Yellow cake?

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhqjipgCIAAOz7H.jpg
    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • Yellow cake with chocolate frosting is the best cake.

    FACT.

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  • imageashleysyn2:
    imageFezzesAreCool:

    imageashleysyn2:
    Have you ever had to go home during your coffee break to put on your husband's boxer briefs under your pencil skirt because your sweaty thighs were rubbing together and hurting?

    No because a) my husband's clothes are too small for me and; b) I use baby powder on my thighs. 

    I tried the baby powder.  It wasn't working and I kept getting it all over my black skirt.

    You put it on before you put on your skirt.

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  • imagePfft:
    Is there more of you to love, or is there more of you to love?

    More cushion for the pushin'. 

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  • I wear biker shorts under all of my skirts so my thighs don't chafe.

     

  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    Is KC more annoying for her judging of other's diets, or for her dropping her BMI number as if it matters at all, ever?

    Both are equally annoying because a) she knows how difficult it is to lose weight; and b) BMI is not an indicator of good health. 

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  • What is your take on Cherry Chip cake? 

    ::waits with bated breath::

  • imageashleysyn2:
    Have you ever had to go home during your coffee break to put on your husband's boxer briefs under your pencil skirt because your sweaty thighs were rubbing together and hurting?
    Omg, /dead
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  • imageWine O Mite:

    I wear biker shorts under all of my skirts so my thighs don't chafe.

     

    "I haven't left the house without lycra on these thighs since I was 14."

    "You were raised right." 

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  • imagesofamonkey:

    What is your take on Cherry Chip cake? 

    ::waits with bated breath::

    Funfetti > Cherry chip

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  • imageWine O Mite:

    I wear biker shorts under all of my skirts so my thighs don't chafe.

     

    I've had to start doing that with this pregnancy.
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  • imageWine O Mite:

    I wear biker shorts under all of my skirts so my thighs don't chafe.

     

    This is ingenious. For the longest time I wouldn't wear a skirt in a hot climate because after a day my poor thighs were so sore. Now, however, I'll take biker shorts and be nice and cool! Yes

  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imageFezzesAreCool:

    imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    Is KC more annoying for her judging of other's diets, or for her dropping her BMI number as if it matters at all, ever?

    Both are equally annoying because a) she knows how difficult it is to lose weight; and b) BMI is not an indicator of good health. 

    She's more wrong than my H about this stuff.

    And, as we know, that's like... extremely wrong.

    this made me lol so hard.

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  • imagePfft:
    imageFezzesAreCool:

    imagePfft:
    Is there more of you to love, or is there more of you to love?

    More cushion for the pushin'. 

    BTW, my grandma would say this "more of you to love" thing when I was little. I went through a "chubby" stage. I thought it was a cute saying. Smile

    Oh yeah. I like that saying much more than "You have such a pretty face!".

    Blerg. 

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  • This is important.

    Has Stewie Griffin ever followed you playing a tuba?

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  • imageFezzesAreCool:

    imageByeBabyBunting:
    How many times a week is it permissible to wear stretch pants?

    No idea.  I don't wear stretch pants because I would look like a sausage in a casing.

    Yoga pants FTW. 

    LOL.  Well, crap, I guess that means I should retire my stretch pants as well.  :( 

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  • imageKC_13:

    This is important.

    Has Stewie Griffin ever followed you playing a tuba?

    I don't know what this means.

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  • imageeddy321:
    imageFezzesAreCool:
    imagesofamonkey:

    What is your take on Cherry Chip cake? 

    ::waits with bated breath::

    Funfetti > Cherry chip

    ILY.  A lot.

    I like funfetti cookies better than funfetti cake.  It's all good though.  Om nom nom
  • imagePeonyPumps:
    imageFezzesAreCool:

    imageByeBabyBunting:
    How many times a week is it permissible to wear stretch pants?

    No idea.  I don't wear stretch pants because I would look like a sausage in a casing.

    Yoga pants FTW. 

    LOL.  Well, crap, I guess that means I should retire my stretch pants as well.  :( 

    Are they stirrup pants?

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  • imageFezzesAreCool:
    imageKC_13:

    This is important.

    Has Stewie Griffin ever followed you playing a tuba?

    I don't know what this means.

    THere's a Family Guy episode where the family tries to make $$ to keep Chris in school.  It's the one where Peter sells buttscratchers.  Stewie's job is to follow fat people around playing a tuba. 
  • imageFezzesAreCool:
    imagePeonyPumps:
    imageFezzesAreCool:

    imageByeBabyBunting:
    How many times a week is it permissible to wear stretch pants?

    No idea.  I don't wear stretch pants because I would look like a sausage in a casing.

    Yoga pants FTW. 

    LOL.  Well, crap, I guess that means I should retire my stretch pants as well.  :( 

    Are they stirrup pants?

    mine are Crying


  • Oh.

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  • KC is to fun what cops are to parties. 
  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    How do you keep baked potato from falling in between your keyboard keys?

    Because I am having the damndest time right now. My keyboard looks like I snotted on it. I am sure my new co-workers are judging.

    Put your baked potato on your baby bump, lean back away from the keyboard and eat. 

    Also, increase the font size on your phone/computer if you need to. 

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imageFezzesAreCool:
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    How do you keep baked potato from falling in between your keyboard keys?

    Because I am having the damndest time right now. My keyboard looks like I snotted on it. I am sure my new co-workers are judging.

    Put your baked potato on your baby bump, lean back away from the keyboard and eat. 

    Also, increase the font size on your phone/computer if you need to. 

    Now I need to find a new spot for my Snickers bar.

    Boobs. 

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  • imageFezzesAreCool:
    imageKC_13:

    This is important.

    Has Stewie Griffin ever followed you playing a tuba?

    I don't know what this means.

    If you don't get family guy references, that makes you even less cool.

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  • The Family Guy is not a funny show. 
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  • imageFezzesAreCool:
    The Family Guy is not a funny show. 

    I am shocked and appalled. Shocked and appalled.

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