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FezzesAreCool
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Ask a fat person.
FezzesAreCool
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Go ahead. Ask whatever you want.
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Re: Ask a fat person.
F'uck no.
No because a) my husband's clothes are too small for me and; b) I use baby powder on my thighs.
No idea. I don't wear stretch pants because I would look like a sausage in a casing.
Yoga pants FTW.
White cake or Yellow cake?
Yellow cake with chocolate frosting is the best cake.
FACT.
You put it on before you put on your skirt.
More cushion for the pushin'.
I wear biker shorts under all of my skirts so my thighs don't chafe.
Both are equally annoying because a) she knows how difficult it is to lose weight; and b) BMI is not an indicator of good health.
What is your take on Cherry Chip cake?
::waits with bated breath::
"I haven't left the house without lycra on these thighs since I was 14."
"You were raised right."
Funfetti > Cherry chip
This is ingenious. For the longest time I wouldn't wear a skirt in a hot climate because after a day my poor thighs were so sore. Now, however, I'll take biker shorts and be nice and cool!
this made me lol so hard.
Oh yeah. I like that saying much more than "You have such a pretty face!".
Blerg.
This is important.
Has Stewie Griffin ever followed you playing a tuba?
LOL. Well, crap, I guess that means I should retire my stretch pants as well.
I don't know what this means.
Are they stirrup pants?
mine are
Oh.
Put your baked potato on your baby bump, lean back away from the keyboard and eat.
Also, increase the font size on your phone/computer if you need to.
Boobs.
If you don't get family guy references, that makes you even less cool.
I am shocked and appalled. Shocked and appalled.