April 2013 Moms

I felt the baby move yesterday!

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Re: I felt the baby move yesterday!

  • imageReady4theParty:
    imagerjblack424:

    lol I love these, and you ladies! haha

    I hate it when people say 'are you SO excited??"  No, no i'm not, not excited at all, i'm actually pissed off i'm pregnant! ...???   What?!  OF COURSE I'M EXCITED! *sigh* Hmm

    OMG YES!  I swear if one more person asks me if I'm excited I'm going to scream.  Yes, I'm excited to bring a little one into this world, but I'm also pukey sick most of the day and I'm so tired I could take a nap standing up.  Don't expect me to do cartwheels and jump up and down. 

     

    This...and "things are going to change for you guys...::big belly laugh::" Yes. Yes, I know. I've nannied twins, worked in schools, daycares, and babysat for years. I have a glimpse into the exhaustion that is my future. But I can't wait! Can't people help you focus on the good, not the bad?

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  • imagegreengirl09:
    ZOMG- I have the biggest cravings right now for ten bags of cheetos!!!  Let me guess, you often had these "cravings" when you weren't pregnant too?

    hahahahaha I always laugh at those too. Good one!

    What about the "I just have this feeling I'm having twins"....

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  • When people tell me every five minutes to eat something because I'm "eating for two"  No, I'm eating for one and some of those nutrients get passed to a embryo the size of a pea.  If you shove one more food item in my face I will get morning sick all over your azz.

    Also, I want to defend the 37+ weeks ladies who are "done" being pregnant or who complain about being super uncomfortable.  I knew what I was getting into the first time around but I was completely unprepared for just how uncomfortable the last legs of pregnancy can be.  It's pretty darn miserable for some people, no matter how happy you are to be pregnant.  If I want to complain when I'm in the home stretch I'm going to dagnabit.


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  • imageMrs.Leah.Maria:
    Ooh ooh! My grandma is certain that if I run my uterus will plum fall out.

    s/o ute's falling out-when I first joined TB I came across a thread of a girl who was afraid to sneeze b/c she was CONVINCED the baby would come flying out of her! The lack of basic biology scares me... 

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  • Haha Leah, way to get my attention! I had a coworker get pregnant 3 months after me back in 2011. She was overly dramatic about everything and at 10 weeks along, declared "this baby is already laying on my tailbone, my back hurts so bad." yeah, your little kumquat of a baby is resting on your tailbone......

     Two weeks later she declared she would be parking on the 3rd floor which is reserved for executives and guests because she couldn't possibly make it up one more floor where we are Allowed to park. At only 12 weeks!!

     

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  • Ok, I hope this works.  So funny and I thought of this through all the comments.  Here's to ignoring everyone's crazy comments and hoping we don't get called out for our own!  Me, I am totally BLOATED.  Ha!  And, yes, I know it is not baby... 

     

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  • imagegreengirl09:
    ZOMG- I have the biggest cravings right now for ten bags of cheetos!!!  Let me guess, you often had these "cravings" when you weren't pregnant too?

    The whole cravings bit just kills me. Some are legit, the vast majority though just own it. You feel special and entitled because you have a baby growing in you, that's the real reason you want [fattening insert name here].

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  • I told one of my closest friends (was a bridesmaid in my wedding) I was PG and she said, "You ARE?? Wow...Oh, Jeez...Well, are you happy about it?" Umm, WTF is that supposed to mean? Of course Im happy about it! I said, "Yes, we were planning it."  And she said "Jeez, Fertile Myrtle" Come to find out from my BFF that other friend & her hubby are trying for #2 also but with not so much luck. Sorry its taking longer than you expected but you should still be happy for me and not act like a jealous 5 year old.

    Also my husband has a cousin who is not so bright, and she told me they were trying and she can feel when she "ovultates" and that she thinks this month will be her month because she "ovultated" twice this month. No, Honey you probably just had some gas. Seriously agree about the lack of basic Biology knowledge being scary...

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