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April 2012 Moms
MrsA71208
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FFC (Freaky Friday Confessions)
MrsA71208
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I know this is done on some other boards and it's pretty fun.
So...come on ladies...you can do it!
Rules:
Has to be a confession
Has to be freakkkkkkkkky.....yes that kind of freaky! 
Go!!
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Re: FFC (Freaky Friday Confessions)
Guess I'll start....
Sexy time will be going on over here tonight.....more than once!
Me too!
I like giving bjs as well, but don't touch my head while I'm doing it or I'll rip your face off.
I have participated in back door play.. and liked it.
I have multiple toys named: "purple", "pink", "other purple", "red", and "only if I've been drinking tequila".
Oh! Oh! Here's a good one. My H and I had skype secksi time last night.
Kudos for Skype secksiness. I'm to afraid to be lascivious on video haha
Go Mikey!!
All of this.
My own FFC - I enjoy watching porn with DH and the secksy time that follows is awesome!
It's worse for me
I dunno why but it feels like he is hitting my cervix or something. OUCH.
This is awesome!
And thanks everyone
I was nervous.. and told him not to sell it to TMZ. Hahaha
A15 January Siggy Challenge-
Hahahhaha....TMZ...that's awesome.
Tamb- so are you saying you fantasize about women instead? Or just that you don't fantasize in general?
Foozle- Hahahaha! That is awesome...I wish we knew specifics for L but the most specific we could get was that he was probably conceived on my brother's birthday
haha. Was it KFC that said her LO was conceived in the champagne room? Was she kidding? If not, that is hilarious.
I like the way peens feel, but do not like the way they look.
Tamb-LOL @ nasty porn d!ck. I agree that I prefer to look at women instead of men--there seems to be more 'nice' things to look at. This might stem from the years of nude art classes I took, I dunno.
There's nothing great to look at on most porn guys because a lot are skeevy looking, over weight, bearded/mustachioed men. Unless they have a really weird looking peen, I don't really care (and even then I think WHOA then I'm over it)
Seriously. And most of their d!cks are gross. Like, they look heavy and clumsy to me. Not that there aren't a lot of gross looking women in porn too. I'm picky. I don't like women who look too fake.
lol yes. Very magical! Mine is boring. DS was concieved in the bedroom, in our bed. TV off.
LO was probably conceived while we were on holiday with all my family (brother, SIL, parents, grandmother) so it was a quiet and business-like affair
When Dh and I just started dating, I was going away for work for a month so I took some secksi photos for him... I was paranoid about emailing them so I put them on a thumbdrive and downloaded them to his computer. I then forgot they were on said thumbdrive and didn't delete them.
A few weeks later, a colleague's computer wasn't accessing the network and I needed to give her a document so I put it on my thumbdrive and gave it to her.
Her computer had a funny setting where it automatically opened any photos that were on the thumbdrive when you plugged it in
Yeah, not good
Bahaha I'm seriously lol'ing thinking about a huge, clumsy d!ck like, "oh pardon me! excuse me! sorry, didn't mean to bump into you there, I couldn't see you over my large d!ck self!"
Oh heck no! I will say that I don't think I would be able to do that. Go you!
Tamb- I hate when girls have fake baseball-looking boobs. They don't even move. Having fake boobs, it makes me crazy and gives us a bad rep ha
jamaicam-OY how awkward!
creamsicle-OMG! AHH! Hahaha I agree with MrsA-- that takes balls, I'm impressed!
Chelsey-I am dying over the clumsy d!ck
Hhahahhahhah.....perfect.
This. And I also like giving bj's, and I have a collection of fun sitting in my nightstand.
I also get disappointed when my vibrator runs out of batteries.
I really really wish that DH was not so vanilla. I can't get him to watch porn, he just has no interest. Maybe I should get out our sesci time book and have him pick a page. It is the only way to get him to push his limits.
HAHAHAHAHHAha omg omg omg
OO what book? And good idea. Have you guys been together a long time? Is there no hope he will loosen up with more time?
DD was conceived on our living room couch. I also don't mind mentioning that to people as they are sitting on it, heh.
This thread is hilarious! Jamaicam, that is pretty much my worst nightmare.
I started out college as a music major, and my bf and I DTD on top of a piano in one of the practice rooms. So many bad jokes to make...
https://www.amazon.com/101-Nights-Grrreat-Sex-Seductions/dp/0962962813
There are his and her little adventures. From sweet to a little crazy.
I'm not sure if he will. He's almost 50 and I think that he feels that it's disrespectful to women to be more adventurous. I probably doesn't help that his ex wife ended up being gay and didn't enjoy sex with him (duh). I'm not saying it's not good, it is, but it's a little boring.
It doesn't help that they seem to pick the grossest possible peens for porn.