Yes! But I think it needs one incorrect vowel thrown in there for good measure, like Klytun.
but ya'll!!! A "Y" is totally a vowel, right?
How about Klytn Danl
Single Mother by Choice.
Life didn't work out the way I planned so I did it on my own.
IUI #s 1-3, unmedicated = BFN, IUI #s 4-6, 50mg Clomid, Ovidrel = BFN
IVF #1: 23R, 20M, 17F. 5 day transfer 2 blasts. 2 Snowbabies
BFP 6dp5dt, Beta #1 7dp5dt = 58, Beta #2 9dp5dt = 114, Beta #3 10dp5dt = 187
1st Ultrasound = 5/3, not much to see yet. 2nd Ultrasound = 5/17, TWINS!!!
Hospital Bed Rest at 32 weeks due to pre-ecclampsia and severe edema.
Audrey Grace, 5lbs9oz, & Lydia Louise, 6lbs, born via emergency c-section on 12/6/12 at 36w1d
My IVF Journey
lol y wud i homeskewl thts silly and thnx 2 th ppl who r actuly nice bc i ddnt thnk ther wuz ne n ice ppl on this bored so mayb ill stay
There is no way she is a real person. AE
I've been posting on TB for a while and I've never seen "AE" before (and its not in the glossary). I can't for the life of me figure it out either. Can someone enlighten me? TIA
i dnt evn kno wut hav of u r saying lyk u say tht i typ funy but u use wrds tht rnt evn reel so wutev keep talkin trash u rood ppl LOVE 2 MY H8RS 4 EVA U GUYS MAKE ME FAMUS IM SURE WEN IM IN HOLLYWOOD THER GUNA LOVE ME AND ILL KNO UR NAMES AND MAKE SHUR NO1 TASLK 2 U ON THIS BORED IF UR MEEAN.
lol y wud i homeskewl thts silly and thnx 2 th ppl who r actuly nice bc i ddnt thnk ther wuz ne n ice ppl on this bored so mayb ill stay
There is no way she is a real person. AE
I've been posting on TB for a while and I've never seen "AE" before (and its not in the glossary). I can't for the life of me figure it out either. Can someone enlighten me? TIA
AE = alter ego
Single Mother by Choice.
Life didn't work out the way I planned so I did it on my own.
IUI #s 1-3, unmedicated = BFN, IUI #s 4-6, 50mg Clomid, Ovidrel = BFN
IVF #1: 23R, 20M, 17F. 5 day transfer 2 blasts. 2 Snowbabies
BFP 6dp5dt, Beta #1 7dp5dt = 58, Beta #2 9dp5dt = 114, Beta #3 10dp5dt = 187
1st Ultrasound = 5/3, not much to see yet. 2nd Ultrasound = 5/17, TWINS!!!
Hospital Bed Rest at 32 weeks due to pre-ecclampsia and severe edema.
Audrey Grace, 5lbs9oz, & Lydia Louise, 6lbs, born via emergency c-section on 12/6/12 at 36w1d
My IVF Journey
hayjamie! I just had a super-great idea! Why don't you name the baby (aka: bby) the same name as the baby's daddy (aka: bby ddy)? Then, he could be the junior and I'll bet the daddy and his mom will LOVE you for it!
BFP: 12/20/13 EDD: 08/23/14 (discovered m/c at 8w5d)
BFP: 09/22/14 EDD: 06/06/15 (hoping for our rainbow)
i dnt evn kno wut hav of u r saying lyk u say tht i typ funy but u use wrds tht rnt evn reel so wutev keep talkin trash u rood ppl LOVE 2 MY H8RS 4 EVA U GUYS MAKE ME FAMUS IM SURE WEN IM IN HOLLYWOOD THER GUNA LOVE ME AND ILL KNO UR NAMES AND MAKE SHUR NO1 TASLK 2 U ON THIS BORED IF UR MEEAN.
Oooohhh, shouty CAPS! Watch out!
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i dnt evn kno wut hav of u r saying lyk u say tht i typ funy but u use wrds tht rnt evn reel so wutev keep talkin trash u rood ppl LOVE 2 MY H8RS 4 EVA U GUYS MAKE ME FAMUS IM SURE WEN IM IN HOLLYWOOD THER GUNA LOVE ME AND ILL KNO UR NAMES AND MAKE SHUR NO1 TASLK 2 U ON THIS BORED IF UR MEEAN.
Okay, this is just getting ridiculous. Now I really know you aren't real. Shur? Meean? Even idiots know how to spell those words?
i dnt evn kno wut hav of u r saying lyk u say tht i typ funy but u use wrds tht rnt evn reel so wutev keep talkin trash u rood ppl LOVE 2 MY H8RS 4 EVA U GUYS MAKE ME FAMUS IM SURE WEN IM IN HOLLYWOOD THER GUNA LOVE ME AND ILL KNO UR NAMES AND MAKE SHUR NO1 TASLK 2 U ON THIS BORED IF UR MEEAN.
what "wrds r we usin tht rnt reel" ??? Would you like me to ship you a dictionary?
lol y wud i homeskewl thts silly and thnx 2 th ppl who r actuly nice bc i ddnt thnk ther wuz ne n ice ppl on this bored so mayb ill stay
There is no way she is a real person. AE
I've been posting on TB for a while and I've never seen "AE" before (and its not in the glossary). I can't for the life of me figure it out either. Can someone enlighten me? TIA
he still crz abt his son ok jst cuz hes mad @ me i mn hes gota pay chld spprt neways so wutever hes stuck w me until bby trns 18!!! Mite as well get alng! rite?
There are actually a lot of reasons that people do not have to pay child support - even if they are the non-custodial parent. I have a feeling that his parents who hate you will insist on a paternity test. I'm not going to assume that since you slept with him a week after meeting him that you may have slept with someone else in the month prior or the weeks after but . . . As a former child support collector, your story typically ends up in baby daddy not being baby daddy. Also, since he probably just graduated from high school and does not have an awesome job, if you do manage to get a court order for him to pay child support, it won't be for as much as you think AND that court order does not mean he will actually pay you.
Good luck in Hollywood, though I would recommend a better post-baby job strategy. Having a baby kind of killed Jamie Lynn Spears career. I think I would start at 7-11 or Taco Bell, probably more realistic with your credentials. And if you are going to keep telling people you are pretty, post a picture. Right now, I think you are a fat man trying to have fun with the pregnant ladies.
he still crz abt his son ok jst cuz hes mad @ me i mn hes gota pay chld spprt neways so wutever hes stuck w me until bby trns 18!!! Mite as well get alng! rite?
There are actually a lot of reasons that people do not have to pay child support - even if they are the non-custodial parent. I have a feeling that his parents who hate you will insist on a paternity test. I'm not going to assume that since you slept with him a week after meeting him that you may have slept with someone else in the month prior or the weeks after but . . . As a former child support collector, your story typically ends up in baby daddy not being baby daddy. Also, since he probably just graduated from high school and does not have an awesome job, if you do manage to get a court order for him to pay child support, it won't be for as much as you think AND that court order does not mean he will actually pay you.
Good luck in Hollywood, though I would recommend a better post-baby job strategy. Having a baby kind of killed Jamie Lynn Spears career. I think I would start at 7-11 or Taco Bell, probably more realistic with your credentials. And if you are going to keep telling people you are pretty, post a picture. Right now, I think you are a fat man trying to have fun with the pregnant ladies.
he still crz abt his son ok jst cuz hes mad @ me i mn hes gota pay chld spprt neways so wutever hes stuck w me until bby trns 18!!! Mite as well get alng! rite?
There are actually a lot of reasons that people do not have to pay child support - even if they are the non-custodial parent. I have a feeling that his parents who hate you will insist on a paternity test. I'm not going to assume that since you slept with him a week after meeting him that you may have slept with someone else in the month prior or the weeks after but . . . As a former child support collector, your story typically ends up in baby daddy not being baby daddy. Also, since he probably just graduated from high school and does not have an awesome job, if you do manage to get a court order for him to pay child support, it won't be for as much as you think AND that court order does not mean he will actually pay you.
Good luck in Hollywood, though I would recommend a better post-baby job strategy. Having a baby kind of killed Jamie Lynn Spears career. I think I would start at 7-11 or Taco Bell, probably more realistic with your credentials. And if you are going to keep telling people you are pretty, post a picture. Right now, I think you are a fat man trying to have fun with the pregnant ladies.
Should also point out that if her parenting skills are anything like her typing skills the father and/or his parents could file for full custody. And get it.
he still crz abt his son ok jst cuz hes mad @ me i mn hes gota pay chld spprt neways so wutever hes stuck w me until bby trns 18!!! Mite as well get alng! rite?
There are actually a lot of reasons that people do not have to pay child support - even if they are the non-custodial parent. I have a feeling that his parents who hate you will insist on a paternity test. I'm not going to assume that since you slept with him a week after meeting him that you may have slept with someone else in the month prior or the weeks after but . . . As a former child support collector, your story typically ends up in baby daddy not being baby daddy. Also, since he probably just graduated from high school and does not have an awesome job, if you do manage to get a court order for him to pay child support, it won't be for as much as you think AND that court order does not mean he will actually pay you.
Good luck in Hollywood, though I would recommend a better post-baby job strategy. Having a baby kind of killed Jamie Lynn Spears career. I think I would start at 7-11 or Taco Bell, probably more realistic with your credentials. And if you are going to keep telling people you are pretty, post a picture. Right now, I think you are a fat man trying to have fun with the pregnant ladies.
Hay bestie! i mised u y hvnt u cme bck 2 da Dec 12 bored?
2/12: 100 mg Clomid + Bravelle last minute+ back to back IUI. BFN 3/12 150mg Clomid + B2B IUI =BFP!! TWINS! Vanishing twin at week 6 Tater-tot born January 3rd 2013
2 IUI's in 2016- BFN 3 IUI's in 2017- BFN 8/17 IUI BFP!!!!!!!!
i dnt evn kno wut hav of u r saying lyk u say tht i typ funy but u use wrds tht rnt evn reel so wutev keep talkin trash u rood ppl LOVE 2 MY H8RS 4 EVA U GUYS MAKE ME FAMUS IM SURE WEN IM IN HOLLYWOOD THER GUNA LOVE ME AND ILL KNO UR NAMES AND MAKE SHUR NO1 TASLK 2 U ON THIS BORED IF UR MEEAN.
i dnt evn kno wut hav of u r saying lyk u say tht i typ funy but u use wrds tht rnt evn reel so wutev keep talkin trash u rood ppl LOVE 2 MY H8RS 4 EVA U GUYS MAKE ME FAMUS IM SURE WEN IM IN HOLLYWOOD THER GUNA LOVE ME AND ILL KNO UR NAMES AND MAKE SHUR NO1 TASLK 2 U ON THIS BORED IF UR MEEAN.
Okay, this is just getting ridiculous. Now I really know you aren't real. Shur? Meean? Even idiots know how to spell those words?
Of course she can't be real, but she is fun to play with!
Side note: After this post I'm hungry for popcorn, donuts and seafood!
Henry Cavill...You're welcome!
BFP #3: EDD 1/10/13 **DS born 12/30/12!!!** BFP #2: MC 7/2/11 @ 12 weeks **Missing our February '12 LoveBug** BFP #1: MMC discovered on 12/6/10
Of course she can't be real, but she is fun to play with!
Side note: After this post I'm hungry for popcorn, donuts and seafood!
This thread has provided a good 5-7 minutes of pure amusement, and then the cravings commence! I love all you fellow preggies! We can't get through 3 pages of banter without talking about food! Now.... how can I combine popcorn, donuts, and seafood into something delicious?!
BTW - to this "pregnant chick" who posted the original question - Clayton Daniel, spelled the correct way, is a nice name.
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i dnt evn kno wut hav of u r saying lyk u say tht i typ funy but u use wrds tht rnt evn reel so wutev keep talkin trash u rood ppl LOVE 2 MY H8RS 4 EVA U GUYS MAKE ME FAMUS IM SURE WEN IM IN HOLLYWOOD THER GUNA LOVE ME AND ILL KNO UR NAMES AND MAKE SHUR NO1 TASLK 2 U ON THIS BORED IF UR MEEAN.
2 questions here. Try not to get lost. (i'll even type it in your language and then translate for us twatwaffles.)
1.
wut fake wrds r we usn?
translation: What fake words are we using?
2.
wut on erth culd u bcum famus 4?
translation: What on earth could you become famous for?
i dnt evn kno wut hav of u r saying lyk u say tht i typ funy but u use wrds tht rnt evn reel so wutev keep talkin trash u rood ppl LOVE 2 MY H8RS 4 EVA U GUYS MAKE ME FAMUS IM SURE WEN IM IN HOLLYWOOD THER GUNA LOVE ME AND ILL KNO UR NAMES AND MAKE SHUR NO1 TASLK 2 U ON THIS BORED IF UR MEEAN.
At least you spelled Hollywood right. They will definitely hire you for a major picture role as long as you can spell that correctly!
Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto: We welcome to you the board with open legs. Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
he still crz abt his son ok jst cuz hes mad @ me i mn hes gota pay chld spprt neways so wutever hes stuck w me until bby trns 18!!! Mite as well get alng! rite?
GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT... HE "MIGHT" BE CRAZY ABOUT HIS BABY.. BUT NOT about YOU... HE "MIGHT" PAY CHILD SUPPORT.. DOESNT MEAN HES STUCK WITH YOU.. I HOPE THAT YOUNG MAN MAKES THE RIGHT DECISION AND WORKS AND DOES SOMETHING FOR HIS SON... BECAUSE AS I HAVE SEEN SO FAR.. YOU NEVER WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM.. I DOUBT YOU WILL BE "FAMOUS" AND RICH" YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO GET A JOB!.. SO DO US ALL A FAVOR AND GET OVER YOURSELF AND GROW UP! OR GO!
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i dnt evn kno wut hav of u r saying lyk u say tht i typ funy but u use wrds tht rnt evn reel so wutev keep talkin trash u rood ppl LOVE 2 MY H8RS 4 EVA U GUYS MAKE ME FAMUS IM SURE WEN IM IN HOLLYWOOD THER GUNA LOVE ME AND ILL KNO UR NAMES AND MAKE SHUR NO1 TASLK 2 U ON THIS BORED IF UR MEEAN.
2 questions here. Try not to get lost. (i'll even type it in your language and then translate for us twatwaffles.)
1.
wut fake wrds r we usn?
translation: What fake words are we using?
2.
wut on erth culd u bcum famus 4?
translation: What on earth could you become famous for?
PORN!!!!!!!!!
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I like Klaytyn better, itz klassr tht wy. Thr wuz a gurrl here onze tht wntd to nme her bby Optimus, tht wuz kool, did u think of dat?
Hahaha, was there really?? We referred to DD as Optimus before we found out she was a girl, this one is Megatron until the a/s. I was having lunch with my best friend when I was pregnant with DD and a woman at the next table stopped our conversation to tell me I should be ashamed for naming my child Optimus. I was so stunned that anyone would think that was an actual name that it took me about 5 minutes to respond.
Re: ?
There is no way she is a real person. AE
but ya'll!!! A "Y" is totally a vowel, right?
How about Klytn Danl
I've been posting on TB for a while and I've never seen "AE" before (and its not in the glossary). I can't for the life of me figure it out either. Can someone enlighten me? TIA
You all have to go over to her other link
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/1/67906044/ShowThread.aspx
Me! It's poppin' and Im getting my chair in a comfy position! : )
You win the prize! I needed that laugh! haha
AE = alter ego
I have my Preggles can out and ready to eat.
I just had a super-great idea! Why don't you name the baby (aka: bby) the same name as the baby's daddy (aka: bby ddy)? Then, he could be the junior and I'll bet the daddy and his mom will LOVE you for it!
Whoa. It's got to hurt being that stupid.
Oooohhh, shouty CAPS! Watch out!
Okay, this is just getting ridiculous. Now I really know you aren't real. Shur? Meean? Even idiots know how to spell those words?
what "wrds r we usin tht rnt reel" ??? Would you like me to ship you a dictionary?
Or.....my fav gif from yesterday for you
:::reaches over and steals some of prncebride's preggles:::
Thanks - that was driving me crazy!!
btw...Congrats on your lil ones!!
There are actually a lot of reasons that people do not have to pay child support - even if they are the non-custodial parent. I have a feeling that his parents who hate you will insist on a paternity test. I'm not going to assume that since you slept with him a week after meeting him that you may have slept with someone else in the month prior or the weeks after but . . . As a former child support collector, your story typically ends up in baby daddy not being baby daddy. Also, since he probably just graduated from high school and does not have an awesome job, if you do manage to get a court order for him to pay child support, it won't be for as much as you think AND that court order does not mean he will actually pay you.
Good luck in Hollywood, though I would recommend a better post-baby job strategy. Having a baby kind of killed Jamie Lynn Spears career. I think I would start at 7-11 or Taco Bell, probably more realistic with your credentials. And if you are going to keep telling people you are pretty, post a picture. Right now, I think you are a fat man trying to have fun with the pregnant ladies.
The day the Bump died - Jasper is wise
Should also point out that if her parenting skills are anything like her typing skills the father and/or his parents could file for full custody. And get it.
/dead
totes a fat man
Plus MUCH faster to type..lol
D14 December siggy Free for all
DD born 12/07/04
DS1 born 11/07/06
Angel baby Addy 12/03/11 due to MTHFR
DS2 born 01/29/13
DS3 due 12/26/14
Hay bestie! i mised u y hvnt u cme bck 2 da Dec 12 bored?
3/12 150mg Clomid + B2B IUI =BFP!! TWINS!
Vanishing twin at week 6
Tater-tot born January 3rd 2013
2 IUI's in 2016- BFN
3 IUI's in 2017- BFN
8/17 IUI BFP!!!!!!!!
I'm still trying to decode this hot mess.
My DH's name is Clayton and I love it. Klayton is weird.
Baby girl #1 7/11/13
Baby girl #2 4/30/15
Baby Boy Due 2/16/19!
EDD- 06/13/2017
**Stinkerbelle-8-27-10 * Mr.P's 2nd Mama 7-27-07**
"Klayton" makes me think of Spongebob and "Krabby Patties" or "Mr. Krabs".
Now I want seafood.
And popcorn.
Of course she can't be real, but she is fun to play with!
Side note: After this post I'm hungry for popcorn, donuts and seafood!
Henry Cavill...You're welcome!
BFP #3: EDD 1/10/13 **DS born 12/30/12!!!**
BFP #2: MC 7/2/11 @ 12 weeks
**Missing our February '12 LoveBug**
BFP #1: MMC discovered on 12/6/10
And with this you are my new BFF! Bwahahahaha!!!!!
Total MUD, I hope because if it's not then poor child!
Rainbow Surprise Baby due 05/26/2017
This thread has provided a good 5-7 minutes of pure amusement, and then the cravings commence! I love all you fellow preggies! We can't get through 3 pages of banter without talking about food! Now.... how can I combine popcorn, donuts, and seafood into something delicious?!
BTW - to this "pregnant chick" who posted the original question - Clayton Daniel, spelled the correct way, is a nice name.
2 questions here. Try not to get lost. (i'll even type it in your language and then translate for us twatwaffles.)
1.
wut fake wrds r we usn?
translation: What fake words are we using?
2.
wut on erth culd u bcum famus 4?
translation: What on earth could you become famous for?
At least you spelled Hollywood right. They will definitely hire you for a major picture role as long as you can spell that correctly!
GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT... HE "MIGHT" BE CRAZY ABOUT HIS BABY.. BUT NOT about YOU... HE "MIGHT" PAY CHILD SUPPORT.. DOESNT MEAN HES STUCK WITH YOU.. I HOPE THAT YOUNG MAN MAKES THE RIGHT DECISION AND WORKS AND DOES SOMETHING FOR HIS SON... BECAUSE AS I HAVE SEEN SO FAR.. YOU NEVER WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM.. I DOUBT YOU WILL BE "FAMOUS" AND RICH" YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO GET A JOB!.. SO DO US ALL A FAVOR AND GET OVER YOURSELF AND GROW UP! OR GO!
NO KLAYTON IS STOOOPID
LERN TO SPELL
U R A LSR
KTHXBAI
Mmm, this makes me want popcorn so bad!
Hahaha, was there really?? We referred to DD as Optimus before we found out she was a girl, this one is Megatron until the a/s. I was having lunch with my best friend when I was pregnant with DD and a woman at the next table stopped our conversation to tell me I should be ashamed for naming my child Optimus. I was so stunned that anyone would think that was an actual name that it took me about 5 minutes to respond.