We were just about to have dinner tonight. DD1 was sitting in her chair, which is the one at the head of the table, a chair with arms. She was messing around and just about fell right onto the floor. This is the "conversation" that followed:
Me: (very sternly) Sit down right before you really DO fall out of your chair.
DD1: (fake sad voice) You make me so sad.
Me: (also fake sad voice) No, YOU make ME so sad.
 Then we stared at each other with fake sad, pouty faces.  Meanwhile, DH is standing nearby, snickering.  I think this is just the beginning.  
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