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• MrsPteranodon member

  July 2012

  Thats pretty gross. Not gonna lie. 

   

  But I'm also that person that vomits, cleaning up my own vomit. I just can't do it.  

  

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• FrickandFrack member

  July 2012

  amykins1283:

  ...you don't even bat an eyelash when your son barfs in your hand while you are having a conversation with someone. 

  Seriously, I ran into one of my former students (I teach Pre-K) at the park and he was there with his older brother and grandmother.  Liam and I were sitting in the grass having a snack.  Well, Liam decided to cram half of his string cheese in his mouth and gagged so without missing a beat in the conversation I stuck my hand out and caught the regurgitated string cheese and barf that came up.  My student's brother got the most disgusted look on his face and said "You really let him do that???" and I just shrugged and cleaned my hand.  

  Nothing phases me anymore. 
  

  I don't really understand what he meant by this.  Was it the cramming the cheese in his mouth or the barfing that he's questioning why you let him do that?  Shiit happens.

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• nanabanana06

  July 2012

  My kid did something similar to me the other day. We were at a BBQ and she ate olives and was chewing them forever. I went to go check on her and she spit out hour long chewed olive into my hand. Super gross.
  

  

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• amykins1283 member

  July 2012

  kfrix13:

  amykins1283:

  ...you don't even bat an eyelash when your son barfs in your hand while you are having a conversation with someone. 

  Seriously, I ran into one of my former students (I teach Pre-K) at the park and he was there with his older brother and grandmother.  Liam and I were sitting in the grass having a snack.  Well, Liam decided to cram half of his string cheese in his mouth and gagged so without missing a beat in the conversation I stuck my hand out and caught the regurgitated string cheese and barf that came up.  My student's brother got the most disgusted look on his face and said "You really let him do that???" and I just shrugged and cleaned my hand.  

  Nothing phases me anymore. 
  

  I don't really understand what he meant by this.  Was it the cramming the cheese in his mouth or the barfing that he's questioning why you let him do that?  Shiit happens.

  It was me catching the barf.  He's only seven so I can see how he would be completely grossed out by the idea of catching barf in your hand. 
  

  
  

  
   
  

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• Wufroggy79 member

  July 2012

  We're gonna freak out the new girls that haven't had their baby yet.  :::la, la, la...nothing to see here.:::

  

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• kllrbnny

  July 2012

  amykins1283:

  kfrix13:

  amykins1283:

  ...you don't even bat an eyelash when your son barfs in your hand while you are having a conversation with someone. 

  Seriously, I ran into one of my former students (I teach Pre-K) at the park and he was there with his older brother and grandmother.  Liam and I were sitting in the grass having a snack.  Well, Liam decided to cram half of his string cheese in his mouth and gagged so without missing a beat in the conversation I stuck my hand out and caught the regurgitated string cheese and barf that came up.  My student's brother got the most disgusted look on his face and said "You really let him do that???" and I just shrugged and cleaned my hand.  

  Nothing phases me anymore. 
  

  I don't really understand what he meant by this.  Was it the cramming the cheese in his mouth or the barfing that he's questioning why you let him do that?  Shiit happens.

  It was me catching the barf.  He's only seven so I can see how he would be completely grossed out by the idea of catching barf in your hand. 
  

  lol, you would think that he would have fallen down laughing considering how much boys love gross out humor.

  

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• mrebecca member

  July 2012

  Lol. I'm past that point too. Not a hint of weak stomach to be seen here!

  
  

  
  
  

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• rabstbmom

  July 2012

  Something similar happened to me a few months ago when we were first introducing table foods to DS. DH, DS, and I went to Panera. DS had a piece of bread he was working on. Rookie mom mistake, he was pitching a fit, so I let him stand in the booth next to me while he ate it. He ends up shoving too much in his mouth and gags it up....right into my salad bowl. I picked it out and continued eating.

  A few days later, we were at my dad's and I was telling my step-mom about the incident. My step-mom was all, "Yep, that's what we mothers do." My DH goes, "I can't lie. I don't think I could've kept eating the salad," and my half-brother (who's only 22) goes, "I don't think I could have kept eating it if it were MY bread!" LOL! Hey, you do what you gotta do.
  

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• HElizabethDU

  July 2012

  DD was running around being a crazy woman, and still had a cold.  I went to go wipe her nose, and she puked into my hand.  I just dumped it in the toilet wiped her face and went on our way.  DH would have flipped his ***!

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• ktshoff member

  July 2012

  I have had that happen at the pool before.  So gross for the people witnessing it but it seemed like second nature to me. My DD throws up when she belly laughs sometimes and it is usually only one up-chuck,  but I could tell it was coming and I just caught it with my hand.  My bestie was seriously disturbed by this.  She doesn't have kiddos yet so she doesn't get "it" yet!

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