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What was your un-awesome nickname?
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Mine was barracuda because I was kinda hairy. That doesn't even make sense logically, but kids are mean.
What s'hitty nickname did you have?
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Re: What was your un-awesome nickname?
Slut.
I don't know why I got that reputation because I was incredibly boring, but nonetheless, the whole school said I was one.
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Korki
Don't know. It's been a nn from way back in the day.
Bucktooth Bertha. I didn't "grow into" my teeth until middle/high school so I was small with these giant chompers. I still cringe when I think about that awful nn. It was terrible and always made me cry.
Albino was one of the more popular names.. I have very fair skin and my hair was white blonde through school.
Thunder Thighs was another. Can't help that I have a little extra love there. Playing softball didn't help either.
Chewy
Last name was Parker > started calling me Pakka > then Cehwbacca > then Chewy
Middle school is a weird time
Ash-tons-O fun, ashhole, my fil calls me chunky pudding since the one time I made pudding for him he said he hated chunky pudding...and it ended up chunky haha. Slut in high school but that was true. Tony, and that's it. My name is Ashton byw
Anything they could come up with in middle school. I had blonde hair, all of a sudden Van Halen became an insult. I used the cool new wet n wild blue nailpolish and it became housepaint. Then I moved and it became "***" (will that get censored?) after I broke up with my first boyfriend. Makes sense? No? Welcome to my life lol!
It did! Does a dike to stop a flood also get censored? They sound the same.
I am sweet, dang it. Teenagers suck!
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Those bastards! Sucks for them you're totally gorgeous.
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High Pants.
Which, was apparently because I wore my pants too high. I made a conscious effort to bust a sag after that started and would even wonder why other girls who OBVIOUSLY had their pants up really high didn't get made fun of.
Plus, it was the freaking 80s/early 90s. Weren't high waisted pants a trend anyway?
Jack Rabbitt
"silly rabbitt, tricks are for kids"
I had buck teeth that were corrected in the 5th grade, but kids are azzholes and it stuck. Thank goodness my school closed that year and I got a fresh start in 6th grade.
Some version of this.
I also had an overbite which made it 100x worse because I couldn't close my mouth.
Dh and I became friends hiding from the same group of bullies in elementary. He had to have several eye surgeries so had to wear an eye patch and horribly thick glasses. They called him "three eyes" because he couldn't be "four eyes" with the eye patch.
Kids are stupid.
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Awww, moms so work against us sometimes. I am determined to not do that to my DDs, but undoubtedly in one way or another, I will.
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IKR? They couldn't make up their minds as to whether I was too fugly to get any or I was such a slut I was doing everyone.
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Brooker t Washington (like Booker T Washington, an Alabama slave turned prominent politician. They were morons, that's practically a compliment) and Brooker the hooker. Both of those were usually just used jokingly by my best friends. I probably don't know the nasty names I was called behind my back. Kids at my school were pretty discrete with their name calling.
My name is Brooke and my maiden name begins with an R.
My brothers called me "Poopy" when I was a baby and it stuck forever. Fortunately they shortened it to Poo so I said it was after Pooh Bear.
My friends in HS heard my Mom call me Pooh and ran with it...in a very teasing way. Still happens to this day. And my brother calls me Pooh on FB. Not the worst but not the coolest nn ever.
Green Giant
Spider legs
Bean pole
I was 6'1 by 8th grade and weighted like 130lbs soaking wet, it was not a good look and kids are evil. I seriously towered over everyone in my class until probably sophmore year when some of the boys actually started to grow. Needless to say I didn't date much is jr. high/high school.
nothing too horrible. In elementary it was Carrot Top (ginger), and I always replied "a carrot's top is green, stupid". so....
my maiden name rhymed with sperm, so I occasionally got Sperminator. Not very often. It turns out most people were afraid of me. I wasn't aware until later.
There was a persistent rumor i was a lesbian, but no one ever said anything to my face, so it doesn't count.
Uni-boob.
For real...
I'm part french and part italian, so I have the uncanny ability to grow a decent uni brow. When my boobs started to 'bud', my left one grew faster than my right, and I was a touch lopsided. Those two combined = uni-boob.
Effing biitches.
Valerie
All because of the Tiffany Theson (sp?) appearance on 90210. For the record: I was nothing like her in high school and actually cried over the nickname.
Wait, barracudas are hairy?
Dangerkitty... but that nickname rules. It's since been shortened to "dk"
My stepdad nicknamed me Buffy when I was a kid because I'm pretty sure he thought I was a spoiled brat.
Hunchback
I didn't have the best posture & people loved to point it out!
Mouth of the South (self explanatory) and Deep Throat (because of a rumor that a football player in Jr. High started about me. Too bad he wanted to date me in college and I remembered this.)