FFFC!!

3monkeysmama · June 2012

My kids have taken pee baths all the time...poop water gets changed, pee water, nope!

I would not have the balls to call someone out like that in public, but I may have confronted them in the parking lot if 20k was owed to me.

I love Dawson's creek and watch reruns all the time!

Cookie dough, coke, and sandwich meat are freakin awseome and I will eat them always.

Your a grown up, say vagina, and Yes I will also have my husband shave mine all summer for pool season, and tidy it up the night before my c/s.

My FCCC, since my oldest is done school, and I am off of work, when DH is working nights, I let my kids stay up watching cartoons in their room (because yes they are 6 and 3 with a tv in their shared room) just so they will sleep in until 9am. I know that makes me a bad mommy, but I would rather sleep in then fight to get them to bed at 8pm.

JessAndTrav · June 2012

JessAndTrav:

I think that actually, the house is still in my great-grandparents (my grandmother's parents) name, which legally would now be my grandfather's, but as the caretaker, his daughter should have been sure to communicate with my mother about it.

To elaborate, she should have communicated with my mother if my grandfather's wishes were to have the water turned off.

My grandfather has a very rare disease that has caused him to lose his motor skills, and has also affected his speech so greatly that's is very difficult to understand him, so it's not like he could just pick up the phone and tell her himself.

tinyhumantoe · June 2012

I spent two months figuring out which crib under $200 I should buy for LO, but last night I dropped $400 on a new mansion cage, bedding, and toys for my furball critter. Indifferent I have good reasons, but yep, it sounds bad.

INmommy871278 · June 2012

I'm measuring three weeks ahead, and well this is my first I was the smallest of 6 weighing in at 8lbs 10oz and DH's family also has some big babies, but I still have a soda a day. In my defense though I have only gained 2lbs thus far, so I feel like having one a day (sometimes sneaking a second one) is not that bad. I eat healthy and make sure LO is getting a variety of foods from me and my OB okayed having a soda or two a day.

JessAndTrav · June 2012

Steph+J:
So your grandfather isn't even your mom's dad? (I'm trying to follow along.) Yeah, his kids sound like assholes.

Right. My mother's parents (Jim & Margaret) divorced when my mom turned 18. Margaret married Thomas shortly after, but they were past the age of having children together.

Margaret and Thomas are who my mom has been caring for over the years. Thomas now lives with one of his children.

Yes, his kids are assholes. Very selfish assholes at that.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

mnkate:
mommy510:
mnkate:

It really pains me to say this...but I came to the realization last week that my niece is kind of a brat. I love her to death, she's a sweet girl -- it' just a tough situation.

I know she's at that tough age (6), but it just irks me because my brother & SIL do NOTHING about it. She's not very nice to her little sister, has complete meltdowns if things don't go EXACTLY her way. I just keep thinking, "You're creating a monster".

Again, I love her like crazy. I just see that she's probably one of those kids in school that isn't very nice......

Since when is six a tough age? (Not trying to be rude or sarcastic, i promise. DS is only 2 and I havent been around any kids that age since I was a kid.) I though it was 2-3 and then it was 12-18 for the tough ages. Dont six year-olds just watch cartoons and play with dolls?

My understanding (according to what others tell me....) is that it can be a tough transition time. Going to all-day school, she's moving out of taking naps during the day (it's just "rest time") so she gets overly tired, her sister is getting older (thus has an opinion now and won't just do whatever older niece wants). This may just be the case for her, and not for other 6 year olds.

I'm trying to be understanding of all of those changes/transitions a little girl is going through. But I'm not going to lie that my heart sank when I saw how she "plays" with others (adults included....).

This is all learned behavior. I haven't lived around them in quite a few years, so it was just a shock to me to see the family/sister/friend dynamic.

I hate to burst your sister's bubble, but 6 isn't, or should not be a "tough age" in most cases. It sounds to me that someone is making excuses for their child's behavior.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

Meg_Meg:
BillyMollyEmmy:

This morning I got my hubby to shave my vag for me. I've given up on even trying... my belly is giant and hard as a rock... I haven't seen my dear vagina in months.

Unless I'm going swimming, it's a full-on bush. I don't even care. And when I give birth it'll be a bush, then, too. I think it's dumb to go get a wax or try to be all fixed up to give birth. What's the point? You're going to be pushing out blood, poop, mucus. You might be ripping. The doctor isn't admiring your trim job.

Ha! Totally true. I just can't hang with the swamp crotch plus a jungle full of hair.

swamp crotch for lyfe. I am so tired of sweating in places that truly shouldn't be sweating. I use so much powder each morning, it's unreal.

ifwisheswerefishes · June 2012

aaturnwald:
Jreidknox:
Realqtpy:
LILBIT1221:

Ugh, I get mom of the year on this one.

Last night I was giving Ashton a bath, I asked him before I put him in if he wanted to go potty. He said no. As soon as I put his feet in the tub, he peed. I saw him, and I didn't change the water. I washed him up with the pee water & got him out of the tub. Flame away.

Hahaha! Shhh... That's frowned apon? Isnt urine in sterile for that reason?!? OOPS!

exactly. totally fine.

To add my own, I've been watching Dawson's Creek endlessly on Nextflix for the past week. It is on all. the. time. The characters have started to enter in my dreams. I feel 15 again. Oh boy.

I didn't even know Dawson's Creek was on Netflix. Now that I do, I feel I may secretly start watching it all over after DS goes to bed.

DH has had to endure Dawson's Creek since the second it appeared on Netflix...that, and Pretty Little Liars. season 2 hits Netflix on 7/3 and i cannot wait!

last night, we were at a funeral. i ate two cold lunch meat sandwiches. my SIL gave me dirty looks and kept "casually" mentioning listeria. i looked her straight in the eye, and took a huge bite. the 1st tri gods will judge me momentarily...

tinyhumantoe · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
swamp crotch for lyfe. I am so tired of sweating in places that truly shouldn't be sweating. I use so much powder each morning, it's unreal.

Baby powder? Please, enlighten me. I have major cooter issues.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

mnkate:
LILBIT1221:
mnkate:
mommy510:
mnkate:

It really pains me to say this...but I came to the realization last week that my niece is kind of a brat. I love her to death, she's a sweet girl -- it' just a tough situation.

I know she's at that tough age (6), but it just irks me because my brother & SIL do NOTHING about it. She's not very nice to her little sister, has complete meltdowns if things don't go EXACTLY her way. I just keep thinking, "You're creating a monster".

Again, I love her like crazy. I just see that she's probably one of those kids in school that isn't very nice......

Since when is six a tough age? (Not trying to be rude or sarcastic, i promise. DS is only 2 and I havent been around any kids that age since I was a kid.) I though it was 2-3 and then it was 12-18 for the tough ages. Dont six year-olds just watch cartoons and play with dolls?

My understanding (according to what others tell me....) is that it can be a tough transition time. Going to all-day school, she's moving out of taking naps during the day (it's just "rest time") so she gets overly tired, her sister is getting older (thus has an opinion now and won't just do whatever older niece wants). This may just be the case for her, and not for other 6 year olds.

I'm trying to be understanding of all of those changes/transitions a little girl is going through. But I'm not going to lie that my heart sank when I saw how she "plays" with others (adults included....).

This is all learned behavior. I haven't lived around them in quite a few years, so it was just a shock to me to see the family/sister/friend dynamic.

I hate to burst your sister's bubble, but 6 isn't, or should not be a "tough age" in most cases. It sounds to me that someone is making excuses for their child's behavior.

As I like to say, "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt". Totally not surprised to hear that. Again, I haven't spent much time with them (other than holidays) so I don't have a lot of earlier behavior to compare it to.

This all just reinforces my feeling that my niece is, unfortunately, a brat. And my family made her that way...and don't seem to think it's a real problem.

I know the feeling. My SIL has a son who is 3mos older than Noah. That kid, ugh. Everything he does or says is cringe worthy. He is 8 yrs old and is out of control. He jumps on furniture, throws crying fits & freaks the hell out if he doesn't get his way. I am hating that my son is on a 5 day trip with him & his papa. If my child comes home acting like the hesthan that is my nephew, I am going to go 50 Shades of Crazy!

Also, sorry. I didn't mean to sound like a total snatch towards your sister.

BillyMollyEmmy · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
Meg_Meg:
BillyMollyEmmy:

This morning I got my hubby to shave my vag for me. I've given up on even trying... my belly is giant and hard as a rock... I haven't seen my dear vagina in months.

Unless I'm going swimming, it's a full-on bush. I don't even care. And when I give birth it'll be a bush, then, too. I think it's dumb to go get a wax or try to be all fixed up to give birth. What's the point? You're going to be pushing out blood, poop, mucus. You might be ripping. The doctor isn't admiring your trim job.

Ha! Totally true. I just can't hang with the swamp crotch plus a jungle full of hair.
swamp crotch for lyfe. I am so tired of sweating in places that truly shouldn't be sweating. I use so much powder each morning, it's unreal.

Holy shiz, does baby powder work? I have the swamp going on, too. I'm gonna put some powder on right now, yo.

BillyMollyEmmy · June 2012

bvandalsen:
BillyMollyEmmy:
This morning I got my hubby to shave my vag for me. I've given up on even trying... my belly is giant and hard as a rock... I haven't seen my dear vagina in months.
Unless I'm going swimming, it's a full-on bush. I don't even care. And when I give birth it'll be a bush, then, too. I think it's dumb to go get a wax or try to be all fixed up to give birth. What's the point? You're going to be pushing out blood, poop, mucus. You might be ripping. The doctor isn't admiring your trim job.

Yeah, I tried that with DH, but was absolutely terrified the whole time! Oh and thank you for the llama, it keeps my DS cracking up!

You are so very welcome! I aim to please.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

tinyhumantoe:

LILBIT1221:
swamp crotch for lyfe. I am so tired of sweating in places that truly shouldn't be sweating. I use so much powder each morning, it's unreal.

Baby powder? Please, enlighten me. I have major cooter issues.

I am using the Summer's Eve Powder. I sprinkle it in my panties, my butt crack and my cleavage. Aren't you glad you asked?

pammeelala · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
Steph+J:
teeta_81:
roxyttandme:

At this point, I gave DH a high five and we both walked away. There was about 3 couples that stopped and listened to the whole thing and I didn't even care. I have to say, although it was entirely inappropriate place to this, it was incredible gratifying. We ruined their precious tour and made ours a total success...

This is something I could see DH and I doing. Good for you.

I guess I'll add "no immature parents-to-be" to my list of hopes for the hospital tour. Completely inappropriate setting.

(FTR, I'd be all for public humiliation. I just don't think a hospital is at all an ok place to do this.) But hey. as long as you made YOUR tour a total success, I guess that's all that matters.

In most instances, I would agree, but this jackwagon owes them $20K. That's a lot of money! I can't say that if that opportunity came up, I wouldnt take it. And, at least they waited until the end. ::shrugs::

Roxy is in Sacramento so this was probably tame drama compared to most of what the hospital staff and patients see on a daily basis. Especially if it was Kaiser on Morse/Cottage.

tinyhumantoe · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
tinyhumantoe:

LILBIT1221:
swamp crotch for lyfe. I am so tired of sweating in places that truly shouldn't be sweating. I use so much powder each morning, it's unreal.

Baby powder? Please, enlighten me. I have major cooter issues.
I am using the Summer's Eve Powder. I sprinkle it in my panties, my butt crack and my cleavage. Aren't you glad you asked?

Actually, very. I went through 4 pairs of underwear yesterday. I'm the one whose sweaty A$$ disintegrated the exam table paper at my last appointment. I hope they sell that sh!t in bulk!!!

MainelyFoolish · June 2012

BakerMommy:
I am not taking DD to a birthday this weekend mainly because it's Disney princess themed. Yes, it's also far away (my excuse), but she'd have an awesome time and see family. However, I hate the Disney princesses with all of my being and don't want her to learn who they are, start pointing them out in stores and start asking for crap covered in princesses (yes, she would latch on to characters after one afternoon).

Does your DD not ever socialize with other children? I didn't have to "do" anything for my DD to know all about the Disney princesses, they are everywhere whether you like it or not. Stay away from the party if you want, but don't think it's going to keep your child from ever knowing what a Disney princess is.

roxyttandme · June 2012

pammeelala:
LILBIT1221:
Steph+J:
teeta_81:
roxyttandme:

At this point, I gave DH a high five and we both walked away. There was about 3 couples that stopped and listened to the whole thing and I didn't even care. I have to say, although it was entirely inappropriate place to this, it was incredible gratifying. We ruined their precious tour and made ours a total success...

This is something I could see DH and I doing. Good for you.

I guess I'll add "no immature parents-to-be" to my list of hopes for the hospital tour. Completely inappropriate setting.

(FTR, I'd be all for public humiliation. I just don't think a hospital is at all an ok place to do this.) But hey. as long as you made YOUR tour a total success, I guess that's all that matters.

In most instances, I would agree, but this jackwagon owes them $20K. That's a lot of money! I can't say that if that opportunity came up, I wouldnt take it. And, at least they waited until the end. ::shrugs::

Roxy is in Sacramento so this was probably tame drama compared to most of what the hospital staff and patients see on a daily basis. Especially if it was Kaiser on Morse/Cottage.

Uh, Sac isn't some hood. Morse doesn't have L&D anymore. The city in which I live (which is not a bad place to live, BTW) has no reflection n how people took this. Besides, we were no where near patients.

pammeelala · June 2012

roxyttandme:
pammeelala:
LILBIT1221:
Steph+J:
teeta_81:
roxyttandme:

At this point, I gave DH a high five and we both walked away. There was about 3 couples that stopped and listened to the whole thing and I didn't even care. I have to say, although it was entirely inappropriate place to this, it was incredible gratifying. We ruined their precious tour and made ours a total success...

This is something I could see DH and I doing. Good for you.

I guess I'll add "no immature parents-to-be" to my list of hopes for the hospital tour. Completely inappropriate setting.

(FTR, I'd be all for public humiliation. I just don't think a hospital is at all an ok place to do this.) But hey. as long as you made YOUR tour a total success, I guess that's all that matters.

In most instances, I would agree, but this jackwagon owes them $20K. That's a lot of money! I can't say that if that opportunity came up, I wouldnt take it. And, at least they waited until the end. ::shrugs::

Roxy is in Sacramento so this was probably tame drama compared to most of what the hospital staff and patients see on a daily basis. Especially if it was Kaiser on Morse/Cottage.

Uh, Sac isn't some hood. Morse doesn't have L&D anymore. The city in which I live (which is not a bad place to live, BTW) has no reflection n how people took this. Besides, we were no where near patients.

When did they get rid of the L&D? My niece and nephew were born there a few years ago. Do they only have L&D in Roseville now? I am from Sac and grew up in Stockton. Both places are pretty crappy.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

tinyhumantoe:
LILBIT1221:
tinyhumantoe:

LILBIT1221:
swamp crotch for lyfe. I am so tired of sweating in places that truly shouldn't be sweating. I use so much powder each morning, it's unreal.

Baby powder? Please, enlighten me. I have major cooter issues.

I am using the Summer's Eve Powder. I sprinkle it in my panties, my butt crack and my cleavage. Aren't you glad you asked?

Actually, very. I went through 4 pairs of underwear yesterday. I'm the one whose sweaty A$$ disintegrated the exam table paper at my last appointment. I hope they sell that sh!t in bulk!!!

ha-ha thanks for that reminder chuckle.

I usually go through 2 on weekdays & 3-4 on weekends. Can't be toting soaking wet panties around work. eeew. It really does seem to help. I had some serious chaffing issues last night, I vowed never to tease my DH again. That shiz hurts.

uromys · June 2012

anitalynn:

Realqtpy:
I have very little faith in my who-ha when it comes to delivering vaginally. And I feel extremely selfish for not really wanting to wreck (used very lightly, I know it will still work the same) my prized possession for the precious little one that I have become very attached too

I can't take this seriously. We are adults, we can use the proper words when describing our anatomy.

That said, I doubt you'll wreck your vagina by giving birth. Sure, it won't be exactly the same, but you can do kegels to help with that.

Sorry I used an incorrect word for my vagina. Saw someone use Va Jay Jay yesterday and that got to me so I understand. I know what it's call and was trying to lighten my confession up a bit. I tried to use the word wreck lightly too. Yes, my Vagina will be fine. They always are. I'm just slightly terrified to try.

tyrannasaurusjess · June 2012

Bethevans85:
I fully judge the woman I work with who said it took her months to carefully pick out her tattoo to make sure it was nice and it is a unicorn on her shoulder

I just got in trouble for LOLing at work while reading this. Redic.

JessAndTrav · June 2012

BakerMommy:
I am not taking DD to a birthday this weekend mainly because it's Disney princess themed. Yes, it's also far away (my excuse), but she'd have an awesome time and see family. However, I hate the Disney princesses with all of my being and don't want her to learn who they are, start pointing them out in stores and start asking for crap covered in princesses (yes, she would latch on to characters after one afternoon).

Seriously? I hate Dora the Explorer, but if my kid gets into it, then fine. I'm not going to deny them something just because I dislike it.

I will say, however, that I am against my kids watching Spongebob when they're young because that show is trash.

But the princesses? It's not like they're full of fart jokes or anything.

MainelyFoolish:

Does your DD not ever socialize with other children? I didn't have to "do" anything for my DD to know all about the Disney princesses, they are everywhere whether you like it or not. Stay away from the party if you want, but don't think it's going to keep your child from ever knowing what a Disney princess is.

Precisely.

roxyttandme · June 2012

pammeelala:
roxyttandme:
pammeelala:
LILBIT1221:
Steph+J:
teeta_81:
roxyttandme:

At this point, I gave DH a high five and we both walked away. There was about 3 couples that stopped and listened to the whole thing and I didn't even care. I have to say, although it was entirely inappropriate place to this, it was incredible gratifying. We ruined their precious tour and made ours a total success...

This is something I could see DH and I doing. Good for you.

I guess I'll add "no immature parents-to-be" to my list of hopes for the hospital tour. Completely inappropriate setting.

(FTR, I'd be all for public humiliation. I just don't think a hospital is at all an ok place to do this.) But hey. as long as you made YOUR tour a total success, I guess that's all that matters.

In most instances, I would agree, but this jackwagon owes them $20K. That's a lot of money! I can't say that if that opportunity came up, I wouldnt take it. And, at least they waited until the end. ::shrugs::

Roxy is in Sacramento so this was probably tame drama compared to most of what the hospital staff and patients see on a daily basis. Especially if it was Kaiser on Morse/Cottage.

Uh, Sac isn't some hood. Morse doesn't have L&D anymore. The city in which I live (which is not a bad place to live, BTW) has no reflection n how people took this. Besides, we were no where near patients.

When did they get rid of the L&D? My niece and nephew were born there a few years ago. Do they only have L&D in Roseville now? I am from Sac and grew up in Stockton. Both places are pretty crappy.

Yep. Stockton is a total crap hole. Sac on the other hand depends on where you lived just like every other city. I adore and actually take pride the little city in which we live.

Morse L&d closed about 3-5 years ago. Everything is in S. Sac or Roseville now.

pammeelala · June 2012

Steph+J:
random- I HATE Roseville, CA. only because Google will never show me stuff for Roseville, MN and always assumes I mean CA. Especially lame when I'm on my phone with GPS so it knows I'm 20 minutes from the MN one.

Wow, Google fail!

BakerMommy · June 2012

JessAndTrav:

BakerMommy:
I am not taking DD to a birthday this weekend mainly because it's Disney princess themed. Yes, it's also far away (my excuse), but she'd have an awesome time and see family. However, I hate the Disney princesses with all of my being and don't want her to learn who they are, start pointing them out in stores and start asking for crap covered in princesses (yes, she would latch on to characters after one afternoon).
Seriously? I hate Dora the Explorer, but if my kid gets into it, then fine. I'm not going to deny them something just because I dislike it.
I will say, however, that I am against my kids watching Spongebob when they're young because that show is trash.
But the princesses? It's not like they're full of fart jokes or anything.
MainelyFoolish:

Does your DD not ever socialize with other children? I didn't have to "do" anything for my DD to know all about the Disney princesses, they are everywhere whether you like it or not. Stay away from the party if you want, but don't think it's going to keep your child from ever knowing what a Disney princess is.
Precisely.

I realize that I'm just delaying the fairly inevitable, but while I can control it, we're princess free.

Luckily most of my parent friends feel the same way about them, so she doesn't see them when she has play dates. It's only at her cousin's house or at the store that she sees them. Actually, a big reason I hate them is how ridiculously prevalent they are--it seems like almost everything you can get for kids is either Cars or Princess themed. I have to bend over backwards to keep tacky princess crap out of my house, which is ridiculous.

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