FFFC!!

MomiJerz · June 2012

Let's here them ladies!

MomiJerz · June 2012

Damn I had one all week I was saving... .... FORGOT IT!!

But I have a stupid one okay I know I am measuring a week ahead, I k now I have big babies but I will not put the soda down. I have cut back but not cut out!

Newt69 · June 2012

the dr is concerned about my BP, it was a little high last week. so he told me to stay away from the salt shaker, canned soup, fast food. none of which i do, but yesterday while running errands i wanted McD's sooo bad, i'm glad when i went in they had not changed over from brkfast to lunch yet, but i may hit it up today for a high calorie high fat caramel frappe after my glucose test.

i also an a FTM and i havent bothered to really read "what to expect" i fall asleep everyitme i start reading it

MomiJerz · June 2012

LindsayB8469:
the dr is concerned about my BP, it was a little high last week. so he told me to stay away from the salt shaker, canned soup, fast food. none of which i do, but yesterday while running errands i wanted McD's sooo bad, i'm glad when i went in they had not changed over from brkfast to lunch yet, but i may hit it up today for a high calorie high fat caramel frappe after my glucose test.

i also an a FTM and i haven't bothered to really read "what to expect" i fall asleep every time i start reading it

OMG Rolo Mcflurry at mcdonalds!! the best!!! lol

As far as the book I didn't read it the first time... I couldn't get past the first 5 pages..

MainelyFoolish · June 2012

I cannot understand the obsession some women have with whether or they they have a bowl movement while pushing out the baby. It seems pretty self-involved to be worried over such a matter during one of the messiest, most painful parts of life.

OceanLover26 · June 2012

We are leaving for Tennessee this evening as soon as DH gets off work, and its a 12 hour drive. I've already set in stone (in my head) that I will have Dr Pepper and a Butterfinger every time we stop for gas.

uromys · June 2012

I have very little faith in my who-ha when it comes to delivering vaginally. And I feel extremely selfish for not really wanting to wreck (used very lightly, I know it will still work the same) my prized possession for the precious little one that I have become very attached too Embarrassed

Thornrose22 · June 2012

I was told that I'm not supposed to be drinking coffee,I went and made me a good cup full ans smiled pleasantly at the judging individual.I passed my glucose test why can't I indulge ever now and again.By the way, Caramel Frappe's are like wonderful,sinful,orgasms in a cup... mmmmm Now I want one!

chizekgeena · June 2012

I can't wait to give birth and majority of the reason is because I cannot wait to work out like crazy and get back to feeling confident and in shape again.

linzeek44 · June 2012

Last night my mom gave me clothes she saved from when I was a baby. They are mostly gowns with big ties at the bottom. I explained to her that long string loops like that are now deemed a safety hazard, and she says she'll see about putting elastic in them instead. Let's just say I wouldn't be disappointed if we didn't fix them and he never wore them. It's a sweet gesture but I was a girl in the 80s and Eric is a boy in 2012...

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

Ugh, I get mom of the year on this one.

Last night I was giving Ashton a bath, I asked him before I put him in if he wanted to go potty. He said no. As soon as I put his feet in the tub, he peed. I saw him, and I didn't change the water. I washed him up with the pee water & got him out of the tub. Flame away.

gingerfamily · June 2012

I can't wait for this baby to get here so I don't have to come to work for 8 weeks. My job is extremely boring. The only reason I'm still here is for the paid leave.

BarefootContessa · June 2012

chizekgeena:
I can't wait to give birth and majority of the reason is because I cannot wait to work out like crazy and get back to feeling confident and in shape again.

Amen. I miss the intensity of non prenatal workouts!

uromys · June 2012

LILBIT1221:

Ugh, I get mom of the year on this one.

Last night I was giving Ashton a bath, I asked him before I put him in if he wanted to go potty. He said no. As soon as I put his feet in the tub, he peed. I saw him, and I didn't change the water. I washed him up with the pee water & got him out of the tub. Flame away.

Hahaha! Shhh... That's frowned apon? Isnt urine in sterile for that reason?!? OOPS! Embarrassed

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

Realqtpy:
LILBIT1221:

Ugh, I get mom of the year on this one.

Last night I was giving Ashton a bath, I asked him before I put him in if he wanted to go potty. He said no. As soon as I put his feet in the tub, he peed. I saw him, and I didn't change the water. I washed him up with the pee water & got him out of the tub. Flame away.

Hahaha! Shhh... That's frowned apon? Isnt urine in sterile for that reason?!? OOPS!

ha-ha well I mean, I know he probably pees in there every time, but this time I actually witnessed the act. I thought that might be flamable.

dorrisk1 · June 2012

OceanLover26:
We are leaving for Tennessee this evening as soon as DH gets off work, and its a 12 hour drive. I've already set in stone (in my head) that I will have Dr Pepper and a Butterfinger every time we stop for gas.

Make sure you come naked... the high here is supposed to be 109 tomorrow!

Manx4 · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
Realqtpy:
LILBIT1221:

Ugh, I get mom of the year on this one.

Last night I was giving Ashton a bath, I asked him before I put him in if he wanted to go potty. He said no. As soon as I put his feet in the tub, he peed. I saw him, and I didn't change the water. I washed him up with the pee water & got him out of the tub. Flame away.

Hahaha! Shhh... That's frowned apon? Isnt urine in sterile for that reason?!? OOPS!
ha-ha well I mean, I know he probably pees in there every time, but this time I actually witnessed the act. I thought that might be flamable.

If you get flamed on this then I might as well too - it's happened before and I'm sure will happen again.

redneckmomma25 · June 2012

I fully judge the woman I work with who said it took her months to carefully pick out her tattoo to make sure it was nice and it is a unicorn on her shoulder

MainelyFoolish · June 2012

linzeek44:
Last night my mom gave me clothes she saved from when I was a baby. They are mostly gowns with big ties at the bottom. I explained to her that long string loops like that are now deemed a safety hazard, and she says she'll see about putting elastic in them instead. Let's just say I wouldn't be disappointed if we didn't fix them and he never wore them. It's a sweet gesture but I was a girl in the 80s and Eric is a boy in 2012...

Ha ha! Remember this when you're tempted to save too many of your baby's clothes "for the future."

When my DD was born, my parents brought over a bag full of things they'd saved from when I was little. Fortunately my mom didn't really expect me to use them -- one of the things she saved was my first pair of sneakers, complete with holes worn through the toes! It was funny to see some of the things I had worn, but ultimately most of them ended up in the trash.

MamaBearKendy · June 2012

Going on a mini-vacation this weekend and am dreading it. It's a family reunion type thing and while I'm excited about seeing extended family, it's also way stressful because my Dad started the whole thing out with drama (long story). DH is super excited to get away so I'm trying to keep game face but we'll see how it goes.

Also, I have eleventy-billion things to do and elderly cat barfed all over the hall this morning so my day started with cleaning tuna out of carpet. If he still had nuts, I might kick them.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

Jreidknox:
Realqtpy:
LILBIT1221:

Ugh, I get mom of the year on this one.

Last night I was giving Ashton a bath, I asked him before I put him in if he wanted to go potty. He said no. As soon as I put his feet in the tub, he peed. I saw him, and I didn't change the water. I washed him up with the pee water & got him out of the tub. Flame away.

Hahaha! Shhh... That's frowned apon? Isnt urine in sterile for that reason?!? OOPS!

exactly. totally fine.

To add my own, I've been watching Dawson's Creek endlessly on Nextflix for the past week. It is on all. the. time. The characters have started to enter in my dreams. I feel 15 again. Oh boy.

damn and here I thought I had a good one.

aaturnwald · June 2012

Jreidknox:
Realqtpy:
LILBIT1221:

Ugh, I get mom of the year on this one.

Last night I was giving Ashton a bath, I asked him before I put him in if he wanted to go potty. He said no. As soon as I put his feet in the tub, he peed. I saw him, and I didn't change the water. I washed him up with the pee water & got him out of the tub. Flame away.

Hahaha! Shhh... That's frowned apon? Isnt urine in sterile for that reason?!? OOPS!

exactly. totally fine.

To add my own, I've been watching Dawson's Creek endlessly on Nextflix for the past week. It is on all. the. time. The characters have started to enter in my dreams. I feel 15 again. Oh boy.

I didn't even know Dawson's Creek was on Netflix. Now that I do, I feel I may secretly start watching it all over after DS goes to bed.

JessAndTrav · June 2012

The only thing I can think of is boring.

I have a doctor's appointment in 45 minutes and instead of getting ready, I'm playing on TB.

Thankfully my doctor's office is 5 minutes away.

SarahJean0 · June 2012

I ate half a bag of Doritos and drank a diet coke at 11:30 last night.

It was awesome.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

SarahJean0:

I ate half a bag of Doritos and drank a diet coke at 11:30 last night.

It was awesome.

I ate a huge glob of cookie dough. Embarrassed

JessAndTrav · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
SarahJean0:

I ate half a bag of Doritos and drank a diet coke at 11:30 last night.

It was awesome.
I ate a huge glob of cookie dough.

ZOMG!!!1111!!!!!! SALMONELLA!!1!!1111!!!!11!

Wink

Megroons · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
SarahJean0:

I ate half a bag of Doritos and drank a diet coke at 11:30 last night.

It was awesome.

I ate a huge glob of cookie dough.

RAW COOKIE DOUGH!? Oh shiit...don't tell 1st tri. You'd get flamed over there for sure Stick out tongue

I'll be making cookies tonight now. Theeeey may or may not actually make it into the oven though...

SarahJean0 · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
Ugh, I get mom of the year on this one.

Last night I was giving Ashton a bath, I asked him before I put him in if he wanted to go potty. He said no. As soon as I put his feet in the tub, he peed. I saw him, and I didn't change the water. I washed him up with the pee water & got him out of the tub. Flame away.

At least you what that musty smell will be today.... Take him out back and hose him off later, it's gonna be a hot one anyway.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

Megroons:
LILBIT1221:
SarahJean0:

I ate half a bag of Doritos and drank a diet coke at 11:30 last night.

It was awesome.

I ate a huge glob of cookie dough.

RAW COOKIE DOUGH!? Oh shiit...don't tell 1st tri. You'd get flamed over there for sure

I'll be making cookies tonight now. Theeeey may or may not actually make it into the oven though...

I made this cookie dough called New York Times Best Cookie Dough. I was not impressed with the cookies at all. I don't know if it was something I did, or if the cookies just suck, the dough was the tastiest part.

damabo80 · June 2012

I'll get my gtt results back on Monday. I plan on living it up, sugar style, this weekend in case this is my last chance to have tasty treats until Sept.

I think I'll bake a cake today.

redneckmomma25 · June 2012

damabo80:
I'll get my gtt results back on Monday. I plan on living it up, sugar style, this weekend in case this is my last chance to have tasty treats until Sept.
I think I'll bake a cake today.

I did that! I passed my 3 hour. But before I received the call I ate tons of pasta and sugar!

roxyttandme · June 2012

DH and went on a L&D tour three days ago. While on the tour, recognized my previous employer and his GF. He closed his business about 8 years ago, but not before refusing to pay his employees. I have a judgement out for over $20k on him and there are others with a lot more.

So I wait til the end of the tour and this is how I made a scene in a hospital.

Me: sunneeett (last name)

Him: uh, yeah.

Me: you owe me over $20K. I know that is crumbs to what you owe others though. I know two of them lost their homes out of this. Congrats on the pg. You knowwww... babies are expensive!

Him: (ugly face)

GF: who are you?

Him: I don't even know you!

Me: no? (insert his previous co name)

Him: (ugly face)

DH: (to GF) you sure do know how to pick dirt bag fathers for yur child. Good luck with that.

Her: that's it. I'm sick of this sh!t. I'm calling that cops if you don't leave right now.

Me: you mean leave the public hospital that you don't own?

DH: ring em' up b!tch

At this point, I gave DH a high five and we both walked away. There was about 3 couples that stopped and listened to the whole thing and I didn't even care. I have to say, although it was entirely inappropriate place to this, it was incredible gratifying. We ruined their precious tour and made ours a total success...

knitstrong · June 2012

I'm a stay at home mom and I get all indignant if people ask me "what do you do all day?" but lately I've been sitting on the couch all day, glued to the computer, letting the housework pile up around me. I'm worried that I won't get my momentum back before this baby comes, and everything will be chaos. Embarrassed

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

roxyttandme:

DH and went on a L&D tour three days ago. While on the tour, recognized my previous employer and his GF. He closed his business about 8 years ago, but not before refusing to pay his employees. I have a judgement out for over $20k on him and there are others with a lot more.

So I wait til the end of the tour and this is how I made a scene in a hospital.

Me: sunneeett (last name)

Him: uh, yeah.

Me: you owe me over $20K. I know that is crumbs to what you owe others though. I know two of them lost their homes out of this. Congrats on the pg. You knowwww... babies are expensive!

Him: (ugly face)

GF: who are you?

Him: I don't even know you!

Me: no? (insert his previous co name)

Him: (ugly face)

DH: (to GF) you sure do know how to pick dirt bag fathers for yur child. Good luck with that.

Her: that's it. I'm sick of this sh!t. I'm calling that cops if you don't leave right now.

Me: you mean leave the public hospital that you don't own?

DH: ring em' up ***

At this point, I gave DH a high five and we both walked away. There was about 3 couples that stopped and listened to the whole thing and I didn't even care. I have to say, although it was entirely inappropriate place to this, it was incredible gratifying. We ruined their precious tour and made ours a total success...

HA-HA good for you.

mrs.kapow · June 2012

I eat raw cookie dough almost every night. It's my pregnancy "thing" to get a tub, make two cookies in the oven and eat a scoop raw. It's delicious and I don't care.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

anitalynn:

Realqtpy:
I have very little faith in my who-ha when it comes to delivering vaginally. And I feel extremely selfish for not really wanting to wreck (used very lightly, I know it will still work the same) my prized possession for the precious little one that I have become very attached too

I can't take this seriously. We are adults, we can use the proper words when describing our anatomy.

That said, I doubt you'll wreck your vagina by giving birth. Sure, it won't be exactly the same, but you can do kegels to help with that.

I agree. My vagina has survived 3 trips to L&D. Kegals are your friend. In fact, just reading that made me do 3 in a row. My vagina is awesome. It's the gift that keeps on giving, just ask my husband.

Jams1002 · June 2012

My best friend is in complete and utter awe of my pregnancy. She's always going on about how "mind blown" I must be every time the baby moves/kicks/hiccups (or does anything to remind me that it's in there). When we are together, she'll ask me every 30 min if the baby is kicking because she wants to try and feel it. I'm always telling her "no...baby kicks at night." She has my ultrasound picture as the background on her iphone and shows it off to anyone who will listen as her "soon-to-be niece or nephew".

I sort of nod along and smile when she talks about it but I just want to scream "can we please talk about something - anything - else!!"

I feel like she's more excited for this baby than I am.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

jaimenamie:

My best friend is in complete and utter awe of my pregnancy. She's always going on about how "mind blown" I must be every time the baby moves/kicks/hiccups (or does anything to remind me that it's in there). When we are together, she'll ask me every 30 min if the baby is kicking because she wants to try and feel it. I'm always telling her "no...baby kicks at night." She has my ultrasound picture as the background on her iphone and shows it off to anyone who will listen as her "soon-to-be niece or nephew".

I sort of nod along and smile when she talks about it but I just want to scream "can we please talk about something - anything - else!!"

I feel like she's more excited for this baby than I am.

that's borderline creepy. You lost me when you said she has you US on her phone. Am I the only one that thinks this is "I am going to steal your baby" strange?

redneckmomma25 · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
anitalynn:

Realqtpy:
I have very little faith in my who-ha when it comes to delivering vaginally. And I feel extremely selfish for not really wanting to wreck (used very lightly, I know it will still work the same) my prized possession for the precious little one that I have become very attached too

I can't take this seriously. We are adults, we can use the proper words when describing our anatomy.

That said, I doubt you'll wreck your vagina by giving birth. Sure, it won't be exactly the same, but you can do kegels to help with that.
I agree. My vagina has survived 3 trips to L&D. Kegals are your friend. In fact, just reading that made me do 3 in a row. My vagina is awesome. It's the gift that keeps on giving, just ask my husband.

This made me laugh. I'm a little less afraid hearing that LB.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

Bethevans85:
LILBIT1221:
anitalynn:

Realqtpy:
I have very little faith in my who-ha when it comes to delivering vaginally. And I feel extremely selfish for not really wanting to wreck (used very lightly, I know it will still work the same) my prized possession for the precious little one that I have become very attached too

I can't take this seriously. We are adults, we can use the proper words when describing our anatomy.

That said, I doubt you'll wreck your vagina by giving birth. Sure, it won't be exactly the same, but you can do kegels to help with that.

I agree. My vagina has survived 3 trips to L&D. Kegals are your friend. In fact, just reading that made me do 3 in a row. My vagina is awesome. It's the gift that keeps on giving, just ask my husband.

This made me laugh. I'm a little less afraid hearing that LB.

glad I could help. Wink

Jams1002 · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
jaimenamie:

My best friend is in complete and utter awe of my pregnancy. She's always going on about how "mind blown" I must be every time the baby moves/kicks/hiccups (or does anything to remind me that it's in there). When we are together, she'll ask me every 30 min if the baby is kicking because she wants to try and feel it. I'm always telling her "no...baby kicks at night." She has my ultrasound picture as the background on her iphone and shows it off to anyone who will listen as her "soon-to-be niece or nephew".

I sort of nod along and smile when she talks about it but I just want to scream "can we please talk about something - anything - else!!"

I feel like she's more excited for this baby than I am.
that's borderline creepy. You lost me when you said she has you US on her phone. Am I the only one that thinks this is "I am going to steal your baby" strange?

HAHA I thought someone might say that....but no, she's not crazy, she's just REALLY REALLY excited - it's just NMS, I don't post bump pics on facebook or show off U/S pics unless someone asks to see them.

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