CP: speaking of the skittle...

ifwisheswerefishes · June 2012

there has been talk of us being a prudish, uptight board.

i seek only the truth. and i am curious as h@ll.

also, to add to my shame, i accidentally posted this in 3rd tri before i caught my mistake. they now must think i am a sex-crazed hoar.

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MarisaKathleen · June 2012

rachelandjon09:

there has been talk of us being a prudish, uptight board.

i seek only the truth. and i am curious as h@ll.

also, to add to my shame, i accidentally posted this in 3rd tri before i caught my mistake. they now must think i am a sex-crazed hoar.

We are a very funny board today if you ask me!

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

MarisaKathleen · June 2012

LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

Not only does my DH leave his phone in the car while he's at work, I've tried sexting and I get back responses like "is everything ok?" "are you drunk?" or "what?" it's ridiculous.

ifwisheswerefishes · June 2012

MarisaKathleen:
rachelandjon09:

there has been talk of us being a prudish, uptight board.

i seek only the truth. and i am curious as h@ll.

also, to add to my shame, i accidentally posted this in 3rd tri before i caught my mistake. they now must think i am a sex-crazed hoar.

We are a very funny board today if you ask me!

i would have to agree. i needed the laugh desperately.

White0rchid · June 2012

LeSpoofle:
LILBIT1221:
I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.
And this stopped, why? Sounds like just what this board needs to me.

That's what I'm saying. This sounds like great fun!

ifwisheswerefishes · June 2012

LeSpoofle:
LILBIT1221:
I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.
And this stopped, why? Sounds like just what this board needs to me.

um, yes! we need this! Lil, this board needs you and your stinky cleavage.

White0rchid · June 2012

Also, boo to the 22% of you who answered no to this poll.

BillyMollyEmmy · June 2012

MarisaKathleen:
LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

Not only does my DH leave his phone in the car while he's at work, I've tried sexting and I get back responses like "is everything ok?" "are you drunk?" or "what?" it's ridiculous.

SNORT.

"I want your long, hard, manhood in my cave of wonders."

"Are you drunk???"

ifwisheswerefishes · June 2012

BillyMollyEmmy:
MarisaKathleen:
LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

Not only does my DH leave his phone in the car while he's at work, I've tried sexting and I get back responses like "is everything ok?" "are you drunk?" or "what?" it's ridiculous.
SNORT.
"I want your long, hard, manhood in my cave of wonders."

"Are you drunk???"

i just snorted my water all over my entire computer screen.

also, DH and i found this book of "fresh new sexy things to text your spouse" at Barnes and Noble a couple weeks ago. in it, it was recommended that the wife tell her husband just how much she loves to "feel his purple-headed womb ferret deep within her vestibule."

i am, unfortunately, not kidding.

JessAndTrav · June 2012

BillyMollyEmmy:
MarisaKathleen:
LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

Not only does my DH leave his phone in the car while he's at work, I've tried sexting and I get back responses like "is everything ok?" "are you drunk?" or "what?" it's ridiculous.
SNORT.
"I want your long, hard, manhood in my cave of wonders."

"Are you drunk???"

LOL.

Well, I would totally play that game, only I'd consider it unkind since I have no desire to follow up with anything when he gets home from work.

BillyMollyEmmy · June 2012

rachelandjon09:
BillyMollyEmmy:
MarisaKathleen:
LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

Not only does my DH leave his phone in the car while he's at work, I've tried sexting and I get back responses like "is everything ok?" "are you drunk?" or "what?" it's ridiculous.
SNORT.
"I want your long, hard, manhood in my cave of wonders."

"Are you drunk???"
i just snorted my water all over my entire computer screen.
also, DH and i found this book of "fresh new sexy things to text your spouse" at Barnes and Noble a couple weeks ago. in it, it was recommended that the wife tell her husband just how much she loves to "feel his purple-headed womb ferret deep within her vestibule."
i am, unfortunately, not kidding.

Holy sh!t. I just died. Seriously. That is amazing. WOMB FERRET!

TaylorP5 · June 2012

LeSpoofle:
LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

And this stopped, why? Sounds like just what this board needs to me.

Agreed! Sounds fun to me!

MomiJerz · June 2012

OMG I almost pissed myself at my desk!!! WOMB FERET!!

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

rachelandjon09:
LeSpoofle:
LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

And this stopped, why? Sounds like just what this board needs to me.

um, yes! we need this! Lil, this board needs you and your stinky cleavage.

my cleavage was stinky last week, this week I have a sweaty vag. Not to be confused with a stinky vag, that's not a problem.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

BillyMollyEmmy:
rachelandjon09:
BillyMollyEmmy:
MarisaKathleen:
LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

Not only does my DH leave his phone in the car while he's at work, I've tried sexting and I get back responses like "is everything ok?" "are you drunk?" or "what?" it's ridiculous.

SNORT.

"I want your long, hard, manhood in my cave of wonders."

"Are you drunk???"

i just snorted my water all over my entire computer screen.

also, DH and i found this book of "fresh new sexy things to text your spouse" at Barnes and Noble a couple weeks ago. in it, it was recommended that the wife tell her husband just how much she loves to "feel his purple-headed womb ferret deep within her vestibule."

i am, unfortunately, not kidding.

Holy sh!t. I just died. Seriously. That is amazing. WOMB FERRET!

Is that a womb ferret in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Pokedot · June 2012

Before DH and I got married, just dating a couple months I came across a chocolate condom and proceeded to sext him about how much I loved chocolate and what I found. He almost went off the road on the way home... Embarrassed

jworkman1980 · June 2012

rachelandjon09:
BillyMollyEmmy:
MarisaKathleen:
LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

Not only does my DH leave his phone in the car while he's at work, I've tried sexting and I get back responses like "is everything ok?" "are you drunk?" or "what?" it's ridiculous.

SNORT.

"I want your long, hard, manhood in my cave of wonders."

"Are you drunk???"

i just snorted my water all over my entire computer screen.

also, DH and i found this book of "fresh new sexy things to text your spouse" at Barnes and Noble a couple weeks ago. in it, it was recommended that the wife tell her husband just how much she loves to "feel his purple-headed womb ferret deep within her vestibule."

i am, unfortunately, not kidding.

I am totally texting this to my DH now!

PenelopePond · June 2012

DH just responds "ok" to everything. I think we need to start this back up. As long as someone gives ideas on good things to say. I'm always clueless.

DerpityDog · June 2012

I'm dying over here at "womb ferret!" Also, the ones who answer 'no' are all liars.

MomiJerz · June 2012

jworkman1980:
rachelandjon09:
BillyMollyEmmy:
MarisaKathleen:
LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

Not only does my DH leave his phone in the car while he's at work, I've tried sexting and I get back responses like "is everything ok?" "are you drunk?" or "what?" it's ridiculous.

SNORT.

"I want your long, hard, manhood in my cave of wonders."

"Are you drunk???"

i just snorted my water all over my entire computer screen.

also, DH and i found this book of "fresh new sexy things to text your spouse" at Barnes and Noble a couple weeks ago. in it, it was recommended that the wife tell her husband just how much she loves to "feel his purple-headed womb ferret deep within her vestibule."

i am, unfortunately, not kidding.

I am totally texting this to my DH now!

I am tempted to do it as well

ifwisheswerefishes · June 2012

jworkman1980:
rachelandjon09:
BillyMollyEmmy:
MarisaKathleen:
LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

Not only does my DH leave his phone in the car while he's at work, I've tried sexting and I get back responses like "is everything ok?" "are you drunk?" or "what?" it's ridiculous.

SNORT.

"I want your long, hard, manhood in my cave of wonders."

"Are you drunk???"

i just snorted my water all over my entire computer screen.

also, DH and i found this book of "fresh new sexy things to text your spouse" at Barnes and Noble a couple weeks ago. in it, it was recommended that the wife tell her husband just how much she loves to "feel his purple-headed womb ferret deep within her vestibule."

i am, unfortunately, not kidding.

I am totally texting this to my DH now!

please, for the love of all things hilarious, tell us what he says back to that!

DH and i laughed ourselves just about sick in the middle of Barnes and Noble. we staggered out of there with aching sides, and now i "seduce" him with the womb ferret line often.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

jworkman1980:
rachelandjon09:
BillyMollyEmmy:
MarisaKathleen:
LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

Not only does my DH leave his phone in the car while he's at work, I've tried sexting and I get back responses like "is everything ok?" "are you drunk?" or "what?" it's ridiculous.

SNORT.

"I want your long, hard, manhood in my cave of wonders."

"Are you drunk???"

i just snorted my water all over my entire computer screen.

also, DH and i found this book of "fresh new sexy things to text your spouse" at Barnes and Noble a couple weeks ago. in it, it was recommended that the wife tell her husband just how much she loves to "feel his purple-headed womb ferret deep within her vestibule."

i am, unfortunately, not kidding.

I am totally texting this to my DH now!

OMG please tell us what he says!

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

Steph+J:

AndreaR1983:
DH just responds "ok" to everything. I think we need to start this back up. As long as someone gives ideas on good things to say. I'm always clueless.

haha. Ditto here. I think it would almost be funnier if everyone texted the same thing and then compared the responses.

that's what we used to do. It was quite comical.

jworkman1980 · June 2012

rachelandjon09:
jworkman1980:
rachelandjon09:
BillyMollyEmmy:
MarisaKathleen:
LILBIT1221:

I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

Not only does my DH leave his phone in the car while he's at work, I've tried sexting and I get back responses like "is everything ok?" "are you drunk?" or "what?" it's ridiculous.

SNORT.

"I want your long, hard, manhood in my cave of wonders."

"Are you drunk???"

i just snorted my water all over my entire computer screen.

also, DH and i found this book of "fresh new sexy things to text your spouse" at Barnes and Noble a couple weeks ago. in it, it was recommended that the wife tell her husband just how much she loves to "feel his purple-headed womb ferret deep within her vestibule."

i am, unfortunately, not kidding.

I am totally texting this to my DH now!

please, for the love of all things hilarious, tell us what he says back to that!

DH and i laughed ourselves just about sick in the middle of Barnes and Noble. we staggered out of there with aching sides, and now i "seduce" him with the womb ferret line often.

DH's response: LOL what???

Me: I'm sexting you bwahahahaha

DH: Like

Hmmmmm maybe I need some more ideas since he liked that so much........even though vestibule is not in my vocab

MomiJerz · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
Steph+J:

AndreaR1983:
DH just responds "ok" to everything. I think we need to start this back up. As long as someone gives ideas on good things to say. I'm always clueless.

haha. Ditto here. I think it would almost be funnier if everyone texted the same thing and then compared the responses.
that's what we used to do. It was quite comical.

i think we should so this tomorrow

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

MomiJerz:
LILBIT1221:
Steph+J:

AndreaR1983:
DH just responds "ok" to everything. I think we need to start this back up. As long as someone gives ideas on good things to say. I'm always clueless.

haha. Ditto here. I think it would almost be funnier if everyone texted the same thing and then compared the responses.

that's what we used to do. It was quite comical.

i think we should so this tomorrow

I agree.

MarisaKathleen · June 2012

jworkman1980:
rachelandjon09:
jworkman1980:
rachelandjon09:
BillyMollyEmmy:
MarisaKathleen:
LILBIT1221:

DH's response: LOL what???

Me: I'm sexting you bwahahahaha

DH: Like

Hmmmmm maybe I need some more ideas since he liked that so much........even though vestibule is not in my vocab

The best part of this is that he didn't think it was odd that you texted him about a purple headed ferret in a vestibule. I mean come on. My DH totally would have asked if I was drunk. *sigh*

Manx4 · June 2012

*Dying* OMG this post is awesome. I love how your husband just likes it because he's now hoping to get some action when you get home.

Although comparing his boy to a ferret...not sure if that's a turn on or not.

KellersPrag · June 2012

I'm a little late to the party.

A - I do think that we need to initiate sexting to our SOs.

B - I have never in my life "flicked the bean" or however that was phrased.

jworkman1980 · June 2012

MarisaKathleen:
jworkman1980:
rachelandjon09:
jworkman1980:
rachelandjon09:
BillyMollyEmmy:
MarisaKathleen:
LILBIT1221:

DH's response: LOL what???

Me: I'm sexting you bwahahahaha

DH: Like

Hmmmmm maybe I need some more ideas since he liked that so much........even though vestibule is not in my vocab

The best part of this is that he didn't think it was odd that you texted him about a purple headed ferret in a vestibule. I mean come on. My DH totally would have asked if I was drunk. *sigh*

I do say random strange things to him but yes he should have known this is not something I came up with myself LOL!

jworkman1980 · June 2012

KellersPrag:

I'm a little late to the party.

A - I do think that we need to initiate sexting to our SOs.

B - I have never in my life "flicked the bean" or however that was phrased.

WHA?

KellersPrag · June 2012

jworkman1980:
KellersPrag:

I'm a little late to the party.

A - I do think that we need to initiate sexting to our SOs.

B - I have never in my life "flicked the bean" or however that was phrased.

WHA?

Swear.

LILBIT1221 · June 2012

KellersPrag:

I'm a little late to the party.

A - I do think that we need to initiate sexting to our SOs.

B - I have never in my life "flicked the bean" or however that was phrased.

never? EVER? I am not buying it.

Manx4 · June 2012

KellersPrag:
jworkman1980:
KellersPrag:

I'm a little late to the party.

A - I do think that we need to initiate sexting to our SOs.

B - I have never in my life "flicked the bean" or however that was phrased.

WHA?
Swear.

I'm so sad for you too!

jworkman1980 · June 2012

KellersPrag:
jworkman1980:
KellersPrag:

I'm a little late to the party.

A - I do think that we need to initiate sexting to our SOs.

B - I have never in my life "flicked the bean" or however that was phrased.

WHA?

Swear.

Oh my...........some of my O are better by myself LOL! Plus, I would have never made it through the deployments (DH is in the Army) if I didn't diddle my skittle

hmp1 · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
I think the BMB are always a little more hush hush about these types of things, for some reason.

I used to initiate Sexting days where the girls would send sexts to their DH/SO and we would respond back with what they said. It was pretty hilarious.

I remember that. Was it 3-6?

me: Reverse cowgirl?

DH: be home in 5

:note his office is 45 minutes away

Sadly, DH knows I'm a big tease and will be too tired to do anything when DS goes to bed.

KellersPrag · June 2012

LILBIT1221:
KellersPrag:

I'm a little late to the party.

A - I do think that we need to initiate sexting to our SOs.

B - I have never in my life "flicked the bean" or however that was phrased.
never? EVER? I am not buying it.

No, I swear to you. I was never that curious about sex or anything sex related prior to losing my virginity... and then once I started to have sex, that was enough for me. For me personally, I would never have been able to masturbate while dating someone because I would have felt unfaithful (Crazy, I know). And then any period of time that I was single, I didn't feel like I needed the "release" and so I've done just fine.

KellersPrag · June 2012

jworkman1980:
KellersPrag:
jworkman1980:
KellersPrag:

I'm a little late to the party.

A - I do think that we need to initiate sexting to our SOs.

B - I have never in my life "flicked the bean" or however that was phrased.

WHA?

Swear.

Oh my...........some of my O are better by myself LOL! Plus, I would have never made it through the deployments (DH is in the Army) if I didn't diddle my skittle

I spent two years with a submariner in the Navy. Still managed, hah. I know I'm a weird one!

KellersPrag · June 2012

mands629:
LILBIT1221:
KellersPrag:

I'm a little late to the party.

A - I do think that we need to initiate sexting to our SOs.

B - I have never in my life "flicked the bean" or however that was phrased.

never? EVER? I am not buying it.

Maybe she's never "flicked the bean" because she's too busy showing her Rabbit her hole. Although, I believe the Rabbit's ears would most likely be considered "flicking the bean."