It looks like more people are de-lurking, and the GTKY jobs post seemed to be popular, so let's maybe do some more GTKY for a little bit? I always thought the "two truths and a lie" game was a good icebreaker. Basically, you make three statements about yourself--two are true and one is a lie. It is more fun when you try to think of crazy sh*t and not boring stuff like, "My favorite color is green, I like carrots, I cut my toenails today," but let's see what we get! Revealing the lie is at your own discretion, regardless of whether people try to guess.
Mine:
When we moved into this house, we found a safe deposit box with old coins inside while digging up the garden.
I once tried to murder somebody.
I have participated in "water sports."
I will add to this a preemptive U DONT KNO MY LYFE!!!1!
Re: GTKY--Two Truths and a Lie
I've made out with a girl.
I stole my friends boyfriend because she made me mad in middle school.
Ooh fun.
1. I've never been on a cruise
2. I am a published author
3. I have an AE
Are we supposed to guess the PP's lie?
1. I have double jointed toes.
2. I bungee jumped while on spring break in Cancun.
3. I got 1st degree burns on my face, and in my eyes because I sat too close to a facial tanner.
In High School I used to smoke pot at least 8 times a day
I pick my nose at random and fling my boggers
I stole $500 from my mom once
1. I lost my virginity to a married man.
2. My mom moved us across the country for a guy she met online who turned out to be a convict.
3. I named my son Ethan Xavier because my husband is obsessed with X-Men.
Mamasuarus--you've never tried to murder anyone
Imthisbabysmom--you've never tried to masterbate with a highlighter
Chrstiana--you don't have an AE
Peony--you've never bungee jumped
I lead a fairly dull life and I suck at lying but here goes:
I own a Mustang GT.
I love going to gentlemen clubs (strip clubs).
I was a virgin bride.
I've never been out of the country.
My husband used to date my sister.
I'm going to guess for everyone, cause I think it's fun!
Jenn--you didn't smoke THAT much pot in high school
Morgan--your mom didn't really move you across the country
JK--you don't drive a Mustang
Editted.
That story is actually true! My mom was crazy back then. I was 11 at the time.
damn--I suck at this so far
Tamb--you husband did not date your sister
Guesses so far:
Imthisbabysmom--The highlighter is BS. You're probably a size queen.
Christian_Diane--You don't have an AE.
Peony--Your toes are normal!
Kistjen--You are not a thief.
MorganH--Your mom did not marry a convict. At least, I hope not!
Hannah--You did not consider a shmashmortion.
JKFranklin--You did not try to steal from your neighbors.
Tamb--Not a virgin bride!
ETA: I did try to murder somebody once. My mom was involved with an abusive drunk who was not supposed to take a certain medication with alcohol. It said it right on the label. He hurt my sister one day and I had enough, so I ground up some of the pills he was not supposed to take with booze and put them in his coffee, knowing that when he was done with it, he'd hit the bottle like he did every day. I thought maybe he just needed MORE of it for it to be dangerous. All he did was stay in bed all day with an upset stomach, and while I considered trying it again with more of the medication, I never had the guts.
I am not going to say which of the other two is the true one, though. You will just have to wonder!
Micah Leonard
I think I remember reading that you were a virgin on your wedding night... does that mean you really had sex NINE times!? Good for you!!
Good for your H if this is true. I'm not sure mine could get it up nine times in a WEEK.
Not like it matters because you probably saw it, but I'll edit my answer in the above post.
In high school I dated my cousin.
I took my husband's v card.
I own three different vibrators.
1. I dated 2 guys at the same time for a whole summer.
2. Andrew was conceived in the Champagne Room of a strip club.
3. My ex-best friend dated my uncle and nearly became my aunt.
Definitely dated your cousin, unless you found out you were related somehow,
Lol, she didn't marry him. He ended up going back to jail instead.
Gisa, my guess is that you own more than three vibrators, so that's the lie.
KFCupcake, you do not have a champagne room baby. Everyone knows there's no sex in the champage room!
Look! I put the diaper on the baby!
My Husband and I are Swingers
I Love deep fried pickles
Ive never given a BJ
Mamasaurus - Murder
I'mthisBaby'sMom- Making out with a girl
Christina - Have an AE
kistjenn - Pot smoking
Mogran - Married man
Hannah - Sex 9 times
jkfranklin - Strip clubs
Tamb - Out of the country
Gisa - V card
Micah Leonard
Lol Tamb.
Way to go Hannah's H!!
I thought maybe they found out they were like 3rd or 4th cousins.
Micah Leonard
Winner winner, chicken dinner!!
Gisa: you didn't date your cousin
KF: you didn't date two guys at once
MrsGreen: you don't ride a motorcycle
Piggy: You don't like deep fried pickles
I don't think we would go 9 times in a month
Sorry that is true, I really do love deep fried pickles
Hahaha
Ditto, although H would probably love 9 times in a day.
You've given BJs
I did date my cousin. We found out six months into the relationship. He wanted to continue dating. Gross.
grrrrooooossss