April 2012 Moms

GTKY--Two Truths and a Lie

It looks like more people are de-lurking, and the GTKY jobs post seemed to be popular, so let's maybe do some more GTKY for a little bit? I always thought the "two truths and a lie" game was a good icebreaker. Basically, you make three statements about yourself--two are true and one is a lie. It is more fun when you try to think of crazy sh*t and not boring stuff like, "My favorite color is green, I like carrots, I cut my toenails today," but let's see what we get! Revealing the lie is at your own discretion, regardless of whether people try to guess.

Mine:

When we moved into this house, we found a safe deposit box with old coins inside while digging up the garden.

I once tried to murder somebody.

I have participated in "water sports."

I will add to this a preemptive U DONT KNO MY LYFE!!!1!

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  • I once tried to masterbate with a highlighter.

    I've made out with a girl.

    I stole my friends boyfriend because she made me mad in middle school.
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  • Ooh fun.

     

     

    1. I've never been on a cruise

    2. I am a published author

    3. I have an AE 

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  • Are we supposed to guess the PP's lie?

    1. I have double jointed toes.

    2. I bungee jumped while on spring break in Cancun.

    3. I got 1st degree burns on my face, and in my eyes because I sat too close to a facial tanner.

  • In High School I used to smoke pot at least 8 times a day

    I pick my nose at random and fling my boggers

    I stole $500 from my mom once

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  • 1. I lost my virginity to a married man.

    2. My mom moved us across the country for a guy she met online who turned out to be a convict.

    3. I named my son Ethan Xavier because my husband is obsessed with X-Men.

  • Mamasuarus--you've never tried to murder anyone

    Imthisbabysmom--you've never tried to masterbate with a highlighter

    Chrstiana--you don't have an AE

    Peony--you've never bungee jumped

     

    I lead a fairly dull life and I suck at lying but here goes:

    1. I considered aborting DS, even though I'm avidly pro-life
    2.  DH and I were virgins when we got married, and had sex 9 times on our wedding night
    3. I was arrested when I was 20 and spent three nights in jail for something i didn't do
  • When I was younger, I stole mail from neighbors looking for money.
    I own a Mustang GT.
    I love going to gentlemen clubs (strip clubs).
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  • I was a virgin bride.

    I've never been out of the country.

    My husband used to date my sister.

  • lol @ "gentlemen clubs"
  • I'm going to guess for everyone, cause I think it's fun!

    Jenn--you didn't smoke THAT much pot in high school

    Morgan--your mom didn't really move you across the country

    JK--you don't drive a Mustang

  • imageHannahO28:

    Mamasuarus--you've never tried to murder anyone

    Imthisbabysmom--you've never tried to masterbate with a highlighter

    Chrstiana--you don't have an AE

    Peony--you've never bungee jumped

     

    I lead a fairly dull life and I suck at lying but here goes:

    1. I considered aborting DS, even though I'm avidly pro-life
    2.  DH and I were virgins when we got married, and had sex 9 times on our wedding night
    3. I was arrested when I was 20 and spent three nights in jail for something i didn't do

    Editted.

  • imageHannahO28:

    I'm going to guess for everyone, cause I think it's fun!

    Jenn--you didn't smoke THAT much pot in high school

    Morgan--your mom didn't really move you across the country

    JK--you don't drive a Mustang

    That story is actually true! My mom was crazy back then. I was 11 at the time.

  • damn--I suck at this so far

    Tamb--you husband did not date your sister

  • Guesses so far:

    Imthisbabysmom--The highlighter is BS. You're probably a size queen. Stick out tongue

    Christian_Diane--You don't have an AE.

    Peony--Your toes are normal!

    Kistjen--You are not a thief. 

    MorganH--Your mom did not marry a convict. At least, I hope not!

    Hannah--You did not consider a shmashmortion.

    JKFranklin--You did not try to steal from your neighbors.

    Tamb--Not a virgin bride!

    ETA: I did try to murder somebody once. My mom was involved with an abusive drunk who was not supposed to take a certain medication with alcohol. It said it right on the label. He hurt my sister one day and I had enough, so I ground up some of the pills he was not supposed to take with booze and put them in his coffee, knowing that when he was done with it, he'd hit the bottle like he did every day. I thought maybe he just needed MORE of it for it to be dangerous. All he did was stay in bed all day with an upset stomach, and while  I considered trying it again with more of the medication, I never had the guts.

    I am not going to say which of the other two is the true one, though. You will just have to wonder!

     

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  • Stop giving the answers! I still wanted to play!!!
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  • imageHannahO28:
     

    I lead a fairly dull life and I suck at lying but here goes:

    1. I considered aborting DS, even though I'm avidly pro-life
    2.  DH and I were virgins when we got married, and had sex 9 times on our wedding night
    3. I was arrested when I was 20 and spent three nights in jail for something i didn't do

    I think I remember reading that you were a virgin on your wedding night... does that mean you really had sex NINE times!? Good for you!!  

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  • I want to guess other people's but I've always sucked at multiple choice. I'll be convinced one answer is right... but then.. no wait.. .hmmmmm
  • imageAshleyC0117:
    imageHannahO28:
     

    I lead a fairly dull life and I suck at lying but here goes:

    1. I considered aborting DS, even though I'm avidly pro-life
    2.  DH and I were virgins when we got married, and had sex 9 times on our wedding night
    3. I was arrested when I was 20 and spent three nights in jail for something i didn't do

    I think I remember reading that you were a virgin on your wedding night... does that mean you really had sex NINE times!? Good for you!!  

    Good for your H if this is true. I'm not sure mine could get it up nine times in a WEEK.

  • imageSteelCity44:
    Stop giving the answers! I still wanted to play!!!

    Not like it matters because you probably saw it, but I'll edit my answer in the above post.

  • In high school I dated my cousin. 

    I took my husband's v card. 

    I own three different vibrators.  

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • Ummm....the highlighter is true lol. I was in middle school and was afraid to use anything bog but I wanted to try something. It didn't work out. I had no experience of any kind. My friends were having sex and I just wanted to see what it was like.
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  • 1.  I dated 2 guys at the same time for a whole summer.

    2.  Andrew was conceived in the Champagne Room of a strip club.

    3.  My ex-best friend dated my uncle and nearly became my aunt. 

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  • imagegisa886:

    In high school I dated my cousin. 

    I took my husband's v card. 

    I own three different vibrators.  

    Definitely dated your cousin, unless you found out you were related somehow,  

  • imageMamasaurus:

    MorganH--Your mom did not marry a convict. At least, I hope not!

    Lol, she didn't marry him. He ended up going back to jail instead.

  • Gisa, my guess is that you own more than three vibrators, so that's the lie. Wink

    KFCupcake, you do not have a champagne room baby. Everyone knows there's no sex in the champage room!

     

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  • My Husband and I are Swingers

    I Love deep fried pickles

    Ive never given a BJ

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  • Mamasaurus - Murder

    I'mthisBaby'sMom- Making out with a girl

    Christina - Have an AE

    kistjenn - Pot smoking

    Mogran - Married man

    Hannah - Sex 9 times

     jkfranklin - Strip clubs

    Tamb - Out of the country 

    Gisa - V card 

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  • imageTambcat:
    imageAshleyC0117:
    imageHannahO28:
     

    I lead a fairly dull life and I suck at lying but here goes:

    1. I considered aborting DS, even though I'm avidly pro-life
    2.  DH and I were virgins when we got married, and had sex 9 times on our wedding night
    3. I was arrested when I was 20 and spent three nights in jail for something i didn't do

    I think I remember reading that you were a virgin on your wedding night... does that mean you really had sex NINE times!? Good for you!!  

    Good for your H if this is true. I'm not sure mine could get it up nine times in a WEEK.

    Lol Tamb.

    Way to go Hannah's H!! 

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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    imagegisa886:

    In high school I dated my cousin. 

    I took my husband's v card. 

    I own three different vibrators.  

    Definitely dated your cousin, unless you found out you were related somehow,  

    I thought maybe they found out they were like 3rd or 4th cousins. 

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  • imageSteelCity44:

    Mamasaurus - Murder

    I'mthisBaby'sMom- Making out with a girl

    Christina - Have an AE

    kistjenn - Pot smoking

    Mogran - Married man

    Hannah - Sex 9 times

     jkfranklin - Strip clubs

    Tamb - Out of the country 

    Gisa - V card 



    Winner winner, chicken dinner!!
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  • Gisa: you didn't date your cousin

    KF: you didn't date two guys at once

    MrsGreen: you don't ride a motorcycle

    Piggy: You don't like deep fried pickles

  • imageTambcat:
    imageAshleyC0117:
    imageHannahO28:
     

    I lead a fairly dull life and I suck at lying but here goes:

    1. I considered aborting DS, even though I'm avidly pro-life
    2.  DH and I were virgins when we got married, and had sex 9 times on our wedding night
    3. I was arrested when I was 20 and spent three nights in jail for something i didn't do

    I think I remember reading that you were a virgin on your wedding night... does that mean you really had sex NINE times!? Good for you!!  

    Good for your H if this is true. I'm not sure mine could get it up nine times in a WEEK.

    I don't think we would go 9 times in a month Embarrassed

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  • imageHannahO28:

    Gisa: you didn't date your cousin

    KF: you didn't date two guys at once

    MrsGreen: you don't ride a motorcycle

    Piggy: You don't like deep fried pickles

    Sorry that is true, I really do love deep fried pickles

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  • imageMamasaurus:

    Gisa, my guess is that you own more than three vibrators, so that's the lie. Wink

    KFCupcake, you do not have a champagne room baby. Everyone knows there's no sex in the champage room!

     

    Hahaha  

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • imagenikki.rzez:
    imageTambcat:
    imageAshleyC0117:
    imageHannahO28:
     

    I lead a fairly dull life and I suck at lying but here goes:

    1. I considered aborting DS, even though I'm avidly pro-life
    2.  DH and I were virgins when we got married, and had sex 9 times on our wedding night
    3. I was arrested when I was 20 and spent three nights in jail for something i didn't do

    I think I remember reading that you were a virgin on your wedding night... does that mean you really had sex NINE times!? Good for you!!  

    Good for your H if this is true. I'm not sure mine could get it up nine times in a WEEK.

    I don't think we would go 9 times in a month Embarrassed

    Ditto, although H would probably love 9 times in a day.

  • imagepiggysk:
    imageHannahO28:

    Gisa: you didn't date your cousin

    KF: you didn't date two guys at once

    MrsGreen: you don't ride a motorcycle

    Piggy: You don't like deep fried pickles

    Sorry that is true, I really do love deep fried pickles

    You've given BJs

  • imageHannahO28:

    Gisa: you didn't date your cousin

    KF: you didn't date two guys at once

    MrsGreen: you don't ride a motorcycle

    Piggy: You don't like deep fried pickles

    I did date my cousin. We found out six months into the relationship. He wanted to continue dating. Gross.  

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • imagepiggysk:
    imageHannahO28:

    Gisa: you didn't date your cousin

    KF: you didn't date two guys at once

    MrsGreen: you don't ride a motorcycle

    Piggy: You don't like deep fried pickles

    Sorry that is true, I really do love deep fried pickles

    grrrrooooossss

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