FFFC!

bellre · June 2012

Winnychan:
CraftyKayla:

Ok, it's creepy he watches the pregnant porn... but it's even creepier that there are women out there who actually are willing to star in it.

I hope their kids never find out about it when they're older..

My husband and his buddy want me to tell you that pregnant porn stars make a lot more money than normal porn stars. Instead of $1500-2000 per scene they will make like $4000.

So, there's some motivation for you ladies...? Wahaha.

Now that he's no longer paying attention, I will add, "Kids being proud of mom's wild and crazy youth" is probably less of a motivator. That and... you know... having some class.

- Whitney

Whitney,

I am somewhat impressed by your attitude about your H's interest and vast knowledge about pregnant porn. Does the fact that they are paid more make him feel better about watching it? Like "it's cool, bro...she makes enough to save for the kid's college and all"

dixneuf · June 2012

bellre:
AadensMommy2010:
bellre:
dixneuf:
iadanza:

Late to this, but, I love you ::gigglesnortpissfartcry::: yup! PLEASE let us know what ends up coming in the box!

hahah fantastic!

I had a few text sessions after taking ambien a while back and was like what the...

also apparently I decided to eat then too!

Yeah, this was one of the reasons I really try to stay away from it nowadays. The worst part of it is, I was never fully aware of what I was doing OR remember doing it all the next day. Terrible combination.

Ambien is definitely crazy if you take it and are up walking around still. I usually take it and then am in bed watching tv or something (or on the computer like last night).
I wish I could blame my fatness on Ambien-induced-sleep-eating but unfortunately I can't. I've never woken up to the kitchen a mess or the stove being left on and wondering WTH happened.
For the longest time I was convinced that somebody hit my car in a parking lot and didn't leave a note...until DH (we had just started dating at the time) noticed a nice scrape on the pole next to my parking space at my old apartments, about the same height as my front bumper. Finally it dawned on me that I had driven myself to get food after taking Ambien (a HUGE no-no) and hit the pole when I came back. I didn't take it again for 2 years. Please don't judge me

holy crap! That's scary (and I don't judge, you're not in your right mind on it)...however you could get a DUI? Which wouldn't be fair but then again...

I am actually impressed!

bellre · June 2012

dixneuf:
bellre:
AadensMommy2010:
bellre:
dixneuf:
iadanza:

Late to this, but, I love you ::gigglesnortpissfartcry::: yup! PLEASE let us know what ends up coming in the box!

hahah fantastic!

I had a few text sessions after taking ambien a while back and was like what the...

also apparently I decided to eat then too!

Yeah, this was one of the reasons I really try to stay away from it nowadays. The worst part of it is, I was never fully aware of what I was doing OR remember doing it all the next day. Terrible combination.

Ambien is definitely crazy if you take it and are up walking around still. I usually take it and then am in bed watching tv or something (or on the computer like last night).
I wish I could blame my fatness on Ambien-induced-sleep-eating but unfortunately I can't. I've never woken up to the kitchen a mess or the stove being left on and wondering WTH happened.
For the longest time I was convinced that somebody hit my car in a parking lot and didn't leave a note...until DH (we had just started dating at the time) noticed a nice scrape on the pole next to my parking space at my old apartments, about the same height as my front bumper. Finally it dawned on me that I had driven myself to get food after taking Ambien (a HUGE no-no) and hit the pole when I came back. I didn't take it again for 2 years. Please don't judge me
holy crap! That's scary (and I don't judge, you're not in your right mind on it)...however you could get a DUI? Which wouldn't be fair but then again...
I am actually impressed!

It would probably some sort of infraction...maybe an arrest would be involved. It freaks me out a little to think what could have happened to myself and other drivers....so kids, SAY NO TO DRUGS!

AngelSong76 · June 2012

AadensMommy2010:
iadanza:

Myreppboys:

I will be honest gained 17 pounds and the only reason I am worried is because I was about 15 over weight when I became pregnant. When I saw Rachelily's post about not caring I was like OMG see I need to just not give a sh*t too!! The one's that complain about gaining 4lbs, 10lbs I want to strangle.

Just wondering, but, you do realize how many women on this board were probably much more than "15 pounds overweight"? I'm sure your baby and you will be fine. Just sayin...
::raises hand::

Me too. I had just lost 20 of the 100 pounds I was trying to lose when I got pregnant. 15 pounds over is nothing.

iadanza · June 2012

bellre:
Winnychan:
CraftyKayla:

Ok, it's creepy he watches the pregnant porn... but it's even creepier that there are women out there who actually are willing to star in it.

I hope their kids never find out about it when they're older..

My husband and his buddy want me to tell you that pregnant porn stars make a lot more money than normal porn stars. Instead of $1500-2000 per scene they will make like $4000.

So, there's some motivation for you ladies...? Wahaha.

Now that he's no longer paying attention, I will add, "Kids being proud of mom's wild and crazy youth" is probably less of a motivator. That and... you know... having some class.

- Whitney
Whitney,
I am somewhat impressed by your attitude about your H's interest and vast knowledge about pregnant porn. Does the fact that they are paid more make him feel better about watching it? Like "it's cool, bro...she makes enough to save for the kid's college and all"

Dear Whitney,

I'm curious to know if your husband has asked you to partake in your own pregnancy porn, you know, home movie style? I mean, that way he can still have pregnancy porn, but instead of being random women online it could, I don't know, maybe be him and his own wife? Thanks, in advance, for the clarification!

Sincerely,

Iadanza

Myreppboys · June 2012

iadanza:
AadensMommy2010:
iadanza:

Myreppboys:

I will be honest gained 17 pounds and the only reason I am worried is because I was about 15 over weight when I became pregnant. When I saw Rachelily's post about not caring I was like OMG see I need to just not give a sh*t too!! The one's that complain about gaining 4lbs, 10lbs I want to strangle.

Just wondering, but, you do realize how many women on this board were probably much more than "15 pounds overweight"? I'm sure your baby and you will be fine. Just sayin...
::raises hand::
Me too, which was why that comment made me REALLY stabby

Sorry if I offended someone with what I said it clearly was not my intention. I simply just meant that I have been so obsessed about my weight this pregnancy I wish I had the guts to just not give a crap when I look in the mirror. That?s all, I do apologize I would never intentionally hurt anyone?s feelings or upset someone.

AngelSong76 · June 2012

Winnychan:

My husband and his buddy want me to tell you that pregnant porn stars make a lot more money than normal porn stars. Instead of $1500-2000 per scene they will make like $4000.

Wait. How does he know THAT? Did he do research or something? I know most guys watch porn, but I'm pretty sure the vast majority of them don't know how much porn stars make - let alone how much they make compared to pregnant porn stars.

CraftyKayla · June 2012

Winnychan:
CraftyKayla:

Ok, it's creepy he watches the pregnant porn... but it's even creepier that there are women out there who actually are willing to star in it.

I hope their kids never find out about it when they're older..

My husband and his buddy want me to tell you that pregnant porn stars make a lot more money than normal porn stars. Instead of $1500-2000 per scene they will make like $4000.

So, there's some motivation for you ladies...? Wahaha.

Now that he's no longer paying attention, I will add, "Kids being proud of mom's wild and crazy youth" is probably less of a motivator. That and... you know... having some class.

- Whitney

Why in the world does he know that information?! Do you guys have a little side business going on over there to cover the baby costs?!

TeachGirl323 · June 2012

meganole25:
Following up to yesterday's UO - I love having my dog sleep in bed with us. He's so cute and cuddly (only 45 lbs), and he just loves it so much. DH has been gone the past two nights and I love having someone to snuggle with.

However, I'm 100% against having out LO sleep with us. The dog, in this case, will get more love at night then the child.

Ha! This is totally me too! I have no urge what so ever to co sleep but my doggy is not leaving my bed!

Starry Again · June 2012

I think most people who think their husbands / significant others do not "like" or "ever watch" porn are delusional. At least photos. Statistics vary a bit but close to 90% of guys have seen porn in the last year, so chances are you husband is one of them.

I am not that weirded out by the pregnancy porn thing. I don't really see the big deal. As long as it's just a fantasy and not overtaking his life, and she is fine with it, who cares. I would take someone who was into pregnancy porn over a lot of other freaky porn types.

ETA: To clarify my first thought was not directed at anything specific people said here today. It was just inspired by the second thought.

elfchique · June 2012

Starry Again:
I am not that weirded out by the pregnancy porn thing. I don't really see the big deal. As long as it's just a fantasy and not overtaking his life, and she is fine with it, who cares. I would take someone who was into pregnancy porn over a lot of other freaky porn types.

This. A thousand times this.

bellre · June 2012

Starry Again:
I think most people who think their husbands / significant others do not "like" or "ever watch" porn are delusional. At least photos. Statistics vary a bit but close to 90% of guys have seen porn in the last year, so chances are you husband is one of them.
I am not that weirded out by the pregnancy porn thing. I don't really see the big deal. As long as it's just a fantasy and not overtaking his life, and she is fine with it, who cares. I would take someone who was into pregnancy porn over a lot of other freaky porn types.

I don't have a problem with porn, and I don't think anyone denied that their H/SO watches it. And yes, I will completely agree that their are much, much weirder porn fetishes out there...but the pregnancy porn still creeps me out.

PolishWonder · June 2012

Starry Again:
I think most people who think their husbands / significant others do not "like" or "ever watch" porn are delusional. At least photos. Statistics vary a bit but close to 90% of guys have seen porn in the last year, so chances are you husband is one of them.
I am not that weirded out by the pregnancy porn thing. I don't really see the big deal. As long as it's just a fantasy and not overtaking his life, and she is fine with it, who cares. I would take someone who was into pregnancy porn over a lot of other freaky porn types.

Yes YES! THIS!!

I don't get the people giving Whitney a hard time about this. Seriously, so long as someone isn't watching child pornography, to each their own! Anyone who is into porn could likely tell you some things about the industry, including pay scale and such.

iadanza · June 2012

bellre:
Starry Again:
I think most people who think their husbands / significant others do not "like" or "ever watch" porn are delusional. At least photos. Statistics vary a bit but close to 90% of guys have seen porn in the last year, so chances are you husband is one of them.
I am not that weirded out by the pregnancy porn thing. I don't really see the big deal. As long as it's just a fantasy and not overtaking his life, and she is fine with it, who cares. I would take someone who was into pregnancy porn over a lot of other freaky porn types.
I don't have a problem with porn, and I don't think anyone denied that their H/SO watches it. And yes, I will completely agree that their are much, much weirder porn fetishes out there...but the pregnancy porn still creeps me out.

This, and there is nothing wrong with porn, it's just that I put pregnancy porn and little people porn in the same category of wow that's weird. And then to top it all off how nonchalant she is about it like "hey NBD, my husband likes pregnancy porn" just weirds me out...

blackcat3163 · June 2012

AadensMommy2010:
I took an Ambien last night (I take one occasionally) and then shopped online for maternity clothes. Um, I have no clue what I bought. But I know I spent about $100. Looking forward to the UPS delivery - it'll be like opening Christmas presents!

This is my new favourite confession....preggo brain has kept me from remembering my old favourite tho

AadensMommy2010 · June 2012

iadanza:
bellre:

For the longest time I was convinced that somebody hit my car in a parking lot and didn't leave a note...until DH (we had just started dating at the time) noticed a nice scrape on the pole next to my parking space at my old apartments, about the same height as my front bumper. Finally it dawned on me that I had driven myself to get food after taking Ambien (a HUGE no-no) and hit the pole when I came back. I didn't take it again for 2 years. Please don't judge me

Oh man, I think this is one of the best Ambien stories I've ever heard!

I agree. And holy eff, Bellre! I'm laughing but dang, that's scary! I guess a little bumper scrapeage is nothing compared to what could have happened. I'm impressed actually.

I wonder where you went?

AadensMommy2010 · June 2012

blackcat3163:

AadensMommy2010:
I took an Ambien last night (I take one occasionally) and then shopped online for maternity clothes. Um, I have no clue what I bought. But I know I spent about $100. Looking forward to the UPS delivery - it'll be like opening Christmas presents!

This is my new favourite confession....preggo brain has kept me from remembering my old favourite tho

blackcat3163 · June 2012

Starry Again:

I think most people who think their husbands / significant others do not "like" or "ever watch" porn are delusional. At least photos. Statistics vary a bit but close to 90% of guys have seen porn in the last year, so chances are you husband is one of them.

I am not that weirded out by the pregnancy porn thing. I don't really see the big deal. As long as it's just a fantasy and not overtaking his life, and she is fine with it, who cares. I would take someone who was into pregnancy porn over a lot of other freaky porn types.

yaaa, who cares, they/he is doing it behind closed doors. Its not like he is asking her to give him a beej while BF'ing.... (this still haunts my brain)

AadensMommy2010 · June 2012

blackcat3163:
Starry Again:

I think most people who think their husbands / significant others do not "like" or "ever watch" porn are delusional. At least photos. Statistics vary a bit but close to 90% of guys have seen porn in the last year, so chances are you husband is one of them.

I am not that weirded out by the pregnancy porn thing. I don't really see the big deal. As long as it's just a fantasy and not overtaking his life, and she is fine with it, who cares. I would take someone who was into pregnancy porn over a lot of other freaky porn types.

yaaa, who cares, they/he is doing it behind closed doors. Its not like he is asking her to give him a beej while BF'ing.... (this still haunts my brain)

FTR - I'm more creeped about the women that do porn while pregnant than the people that enjoy watching it.

And blackcat - I agree. That still haunts me too. And the one about the husband saying it's cool to continue to get it on in front of the 15 month old toddler because "she doesn't know what's going on". Sick, sick, sick.

blackcat3163 · June 2012

AadensMommy2010:
blackcat3163:
Starry Again:

I think most people who think their husbands / significant others do not "like" or "ever watch" porn are delusional. At least photos. Statistics vary a bit but close to 90% of guys have seen porn in the last year, so chances are you husband is one of them.

I am not that weirded out by the pregnancy porn thing. I don't really see the big deal. As long as it's just a fantasy and not overtaking his life, and she is fine with it, who cares. I would take someone who was into pregnancy porn over a lot of other freaky porn types.

yaaa, who cares, they/he is doing it behind closed doors. Its not like he is asking her to give him a beej while BF'ing.... (this still haunts my brain)

FTR - I'm more creeped about the women that do porn while pregnant than the people that enjoy watching it.
And blackcat - I agree. That still haunts me too. And the one about the husband saying it's cool to continue to get it on in front of the 15 month old toddler because "she doesn't know what's going on". Sick, sick, sick.

yup i hate that one so much i didn't even wanna type about it.

Edited: put my 2cents in with someone elses quote

Rachelilly23 · June 2012

elfchique:
Starry Again:
I am not that weirded out by the pregnancy porn thing. I don't really see the big deal. As long as it's just a fantasy and not overtaking his life, and she is fine with it, who cares. I would take someone who was into pregnancy porn over a lot of other freaky porn types.
This. A thousand times this.

Agreed. It can get a LOT worse than pregnant porn.

AnotherPreggo · June 2012

meganole25:
Following up to yesterday's UO - I love having my dog sleep in bed with us. He's so cute and cuddly (only 45 lbs), and he just loves it so much. DH has been gone the past two nights and I love having someone to snuggle with.

However, I'm 100% against having out LO sleep with us. The dog, in this case, will get more love at night then the child.

I love having my dog sleep with me too. She's only 8 pounds... so it's really like having a cat on the bed haha. But yeah.. totally agree about LO.

SJOon6.9.07 · June 2012

cashandrich:
I eat dippy eggs several days a week. So good!

I rarely post but I LOVE that you call them dippy eggs. I eat them at least one a week too !

dixneuf · June 2012

My friend and I actually discussed how much I could make doing pregnancy porn tonight hahaha

best quote from her "If I knew no one would ever know you did it, I'd drive you there"

LOL

disclaimer: no I am not going to do it, duh.

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