Back when DW was on the toddler boards, she would tell me about all the "bump humping" that took place over there. Basically, every so often, there would be a thread dedicated to sharing who you had a "bump crush" on. So I'm wondering, who are the cool guys around here? Who's your bump crush? Who do you want to bump hump?
Re: bump hump
Dude, I don't think that's the point. You're supposed to be in love with someone for their quick wit and strentgh with gifs. Looks and gender have nothing to do with it. Like I may be developing a bump crush on you.
::humps leg::
Too soon?
What's your email. I'll send you my man nudes.
Normally, this would be a little weird. But since I don't know you and we met on the internet... It's totally cool.
president@whitehouse.gov.
Don't hold back.