Finish this sentence (kinda GTKY)

RedCamaro · June 2012

Finish this sentence: "Only a mother would ."

RedCamaro · June 2012

"Only a mother would hold out her hands for her child to vomit in so it doesn't go on the floor or child."

ewilliams1127 · June 2012

Only a mother would pull out a piece of poo that got stuck in her constipated child to get him to stop screaming.

ewilliams1127 · June 2012

RedCamaro:
"Only a mother would hold out her hands for her child to vomit in so it doesn't go on the floor or child."

Been there a few times! Lol.

gina2433 · June 2012

Only a mother would get peed on and just wipe it off and continue.

Jenny952 · June 2012

.. pick her child's nose.

.. know what the baby's different cries mean.

Kaeldrasmommy · June 2012

Get into a late me-time bubble bath and not even care when she discovers that there are still baby toys in the tub.

bjfilly · June 2012

Can cook dinner and do laundry with one hand because her baby refuses to be put down.

smilelari · June 2012

skip peeing and hold it because nursing a crying baby is more important

mbgreenwalt · June 2012

Only a mother would eat a cold dinner because DD1 needed her's cut up...and her milk...and ketchup...and a fork, but she doesn't want her fork, she wants my fork. Then when I can finally eat, DD2 decides she wanted to eat too.

gina2433 · June 2012

mbgreenwalt:
Only a mother would eat a cold dinner because DD1 needed her's cut up...and her milk...and ketchup...and a fork, but she doesn't want her fork, she wants my fork. Then when I can finally eat, DD2 decides she wanted to eat too.

Oh yes!! I've decided hot food is overrated. I actually enjoy my meals cold! Husband put my chicken in the microwave and I said no sir I'll eat it cold.

bmcapra · June 2012

Make up the craziest songs to sing just to make her child smile or laugh. Or hold up babies butt to their nose to see if they have a dirty diaper.

authorofdreamz · June 2012

Worry that her child is eating too much/eating too little, sleeping too much/sleeping too little, pooping too much/pooping too little, etc.

(All of the other's listed I totally did as a nanny/babysitter but the worry is purely a mom thing!)

Adanessa · June 2012

...pick a booger out of babies nose with your finger.

...wear spit up clothes.

...nurse for 2 hours straight.

Allibob · June 2012

Adanessa:
...pick a booger out of babies nose with your finger.
...wear spit up clothes.
...nurse for 2 hours straight.

I think I've lost all self-respect, because I have a separate spit-up wardrobe that I wear at home. It's not cute. I only change when I'm ready to walk out the door, especially if I'm going to work! Learned the hard way, several times...

JKTTC1 · June 2012

give up everything she did in her past life and not even think twice about it!

gracefulruby33 · June 2012

Only a mom would not mind staying in on a Friday or Saturday night (or any night for that matter).

Only a mom would cry looking at her child because her heart swells with so much love.

Only a mom would want a another baby one second, then change their mind, then change it back again, and on and on. :-)

Only a mom would cry when leaving their baby because their MIL finally forced mom out of the house to go on a date with their DH. <--me last night

Nwlywed07 · June 2012

Only a mother...

......could be puked on and just keep going after wiping it up

....obsess over how much/little and the consistency of another person's poop

.....can cry tears of frustration during a rough night but still unconditionally love

.....knows what's best for her own baby!

brewcitybride · June 2012

Tell her toddler to bend over so she can wipe the poop out of her butt before it falls on the floor. And be happy about it!

Froggy76 · June 2012

... make a fool of herself to make her baby laugh (DD especially loves it when I pant and bark like a dog Embarrassed

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valerieanne9015 · June 2012

smilelari:
skip peeing and hold it because nursing a crying baby is more important

LOL I've done that too many times to count!

KBBH · June 2012

Nwlywed07:
Only a mother...
......could be puked on and just keep going after wiping it up
....obsess over how much/little and the consistency of another person's poop
.....can cry tears of frustration during a rough night but still unconditionally love
.....knows what's best for her own baby!

This. So true.

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