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Toddlers: 12 - 24 Months
gisa886
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I'm in disbelief
gisa886
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On my BMB's FFFC a girl said her husband shoved his d!ck in her mouth while she was nursing and she just took it because she wants to be a great wife. WTF?!
i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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Re: I'm in disbelief
This. There's no way that's real.
DS2 August 2012
She should have bit down.
OMG!!!! What the Heck?! I have to say that would not have ended well for my DH. He may have required stitches. I think I'm going to need a link to that thread.
Twin boys born too early at 17w4d and 18w2d in February 2010
Transabdominal cerclage placed September 2010
DS born at 35w1d in February 2011
Twin girls born at exactly 36w in February 2013
Wait, what?
Even if this did happen, who confesses that kind of stuff on a FFFC thread?
Unable to even.
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And I totally agree with PP...I would have bitten down.
DS2 August 2012
Found it because I'm a creeper and this is too crazy to not read for myself.
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/66303519.aspx
I can't even get to the Richard in the mouth thing because I'm still stuck on that image. I'm trying to figure out the physics of it all before I can react.
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Its not even the confession that gets me, its the responses!
Apparently I am a bad wife, because that kinda sh!t would land DH in the ER.
ETA: okay, so the responses are not all like this, the further you read. thank goodness.
Seriously, tho.
This is totally more disturbing than the poster who posted in the FFFC like 9 months ago that her husband had just finished giving her head.
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No, she did it to be a great wife.
I know none of this is funny but this made me LOL.
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I remember that day. It was totally TMI. I can handle hearing a lot but that was all "ew, ohhh, ugh".
As for this particular FFC. I don't get what the hell her husband was thinking?
I guess he decided he wasn't gonna let that baby stand in his way this time.
I wonder which one is her husband:
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I'm grossed out that he was able to keep a boner with his kid like RIGHT there. WTF dude...go jack it in the bathroom, no need to bring the poor kid into the equation. Wrong on so many levels.
I am sad I can't see it. I just see the "look who's popular" message
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I hope he named his wang Nixon.
You know, because Tricky Diiiick and all.
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name that Diick.
Word.
Van ***! What what
ETA: lol @ TB censoring
LOL @ TB and it's censorship. At least they are on top of something?
Basically this man is known as Van according to TB.
No, it doesn't. It makes him a shittastic husband and possibly a bad father, but it does not make her a bad mom. Her child was not hurt at all, and this response makes me sad. Kinda blaming the victim.
Seriously though. I don't even like it when DH gives me the sexy look when I am nursing. Stay away from me!