May 2012 Moms

Please tell me this has happened to someone else!

So this is really embarrassing...a handful of times in the past month or so, when I am going to the bathroom I am peeing out the front of the toilet! Wtf?!? I don't know if it's the way my belly is pushing on me, or what...its just really bizarre! I am 27 years old and have never had any bathroom issues! Lol! This is just toooooo much! I am about to pop and quite a few times I have had to get on my hands and knees to clean up my pee off the floor!  Am I the only jackass who can't seem to use a toilet anymore?!?  Please everyone I give you permission to laugh at my expense!

Re: Please tell me this has happened to someone else!

  • This has totally happened to me even when I wasn't pregnant in the middle of the night! I'm sure you're just having to go "with force" lately!

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  • OMG you just had me cracking up at my desk!!

    I've noticed a few droplets here and there, but nothing crazy yet. However, I also haven't had the pleasure of experiencing snissing or peeing my pants yet. But the ball game is not yet over!!

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  • Haha! I haven't peed my pants yet...but I'm thinking it's probably going to happen eventually!

     

  • imagezoeygirl1105:
    Too funny! I haven't had that problem but I can no longer pee in a cup at my appointments. First off I can't see anything and secondly my pee is going in so many directions that I'm lucky to get a few drops in the cup. 

    This!!! 

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  • lisa5nylisa5ny member
    Yes, this happened all the time To me during my 1st pregnancy!  Not so much with this one though. Too funny. I can no longer pee in a cup either. I had such a hard time at my last appt. it was everywhere. 
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  • as far asd peeing in the cup just put it right up there and it only goes in the cup. as far as peeing on the floor hasnt happened yet but I did sniss once. it was hilarious tank god my husband wasnt home to witness it and he will never know I had a majot sneezing attack like 7 in a row and lost complete control hahaha it was crazy
  • imagezoeygirl1105:
    Too funny! I haven't had that problem but I can no longer pee in a cup at my appointments. First off I can't see anything and secondly my pee is going in so many directions that I'm lucky to get a few drops in the cup. 

    OMG this for me too! I was just telling my nurse Monday about how making a pg woman pee in a cup is a cruel joke!! 

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    Then came a miscarriage March '11
    Then came a baby in the baby carriage May 16, 12

    Waiting on our second little peanut!
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  • Well, when I remember to sit on the toilet, it goes right in, but i did have a time where I had to pee and I pulled my pants down...and forgot to wait until I sat on the toilet to start peeing! lol Luckily as soon as it started trickling out, I was like WTF am I doing, I need to sit down! Ah the joyous combo of pregnancy brain and full bladder...

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