How do you get diarrhea off a microfiber couch?

OhSewCrafty · May 2012

Ya know, hypothetically.

(I may not survive this day....)

[Deleted User] · May 2012

I just snorted at my desk.

To answer your question - buy leather. You can hose that shiit off. Figuratively & literally.

OhSewCrafty · May 2012

sofamonkey:
I just snorted at my desk.

To answer your question - buy leather. You can hose that shiit off. Figuratively & literally.

LOL

dee12807 · May 2012

1-800-Steemer

Stanley Steemer guys can do anything!!!

pitterpatter129 · May 2012

Well, we've actually had this problem before! Resolve carpet cleaner.

lrn327 · May 2012

Wow, I've not had the pleasure of experiencing this problem before! (And I did just throw up in my mouth a little.) I'm of no help but best of luck.

Hope you're drinking by now!

OhSewCrafty · May 2012

lrn327:
Wow, I've not had the pleasure of experiencing this problem before! (And I did just throw up in my mouth a little.) I'm of no help but best of luck.
Hope you're drinking by now!

Ack. I'm not, but I should be.

C was sitting next to me on the couch and he reached behind him and came back with a handful of poop. It was all down his legs and half way up his back. Definitely a "throw him in the bath fully clothed" moment.

I got the poop off the couch with the enzyme cleaner we use for the cat. lol Worked like a charm.

And FTR, he thought it was hysterical. Boys.

jillybean800 · May 2012

Haha, I was going to suggest pet cleaner. We have used it to get dog diarrhea off the couch before, so I would assume it works for baby poop too.

Glad it worked. Put that kid to bed and have a drink.

pitterpatter129 · May 2012

OhSewCrafty:
lrn327:

Wow, I've not had the pleasure of experiencing this problem before! (And I did just throw up in my mouth a little.) I'm of no help but best of luck.

Hope you're drinking by now!

Ack. I'm not, but I should be.

C was sitting next to me on the couch and he reached behind him and came back with a handful of poop. It was all down his legs and half way up his back. Definitely a "throw him in the bath fully clothed" moment.

I got the poop off the couch with the enzyme cleaner we use for the cat. lol Worked like a charm.

And FTR, he thought it was hysterical. Boys.

Ick! Our issue was when we still had newborn runny breastmilk poop that leaked all.over.the.place. Yours is sooo much grosser. LOL

lrn327 · May 2012

Oh yeah, the enzyme cleaner didn't come to mind for some reason. I did successfully use it to get vomit out of C's rug so that definitely makes sense. Glad it worked!

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