How do you get diarrhea off a microfiber couch?

OhSewCrafty

Ya know, hypothetically.

 

(I may not survive this day....)

[Deleted User]

I just snorted at my desk. 

To answer your question - buy leather.  You can hose that shiit off.  Figuratively & literally. 

OhSewCrafty

sofamonkey:

I just snorted at my desk. 

To answer your question - buy leather.  You can hose that shiit off.  Figuratively & literally. 

LOL

dee12807

1-800-Steemer  

Stanley Steemer guys can do anything!!!

pitterpatter129

Well, we've actually had this problem before!  Resolve carpet cleaner.

 

lrn327

Wow, I've not had the pleasure of experiencing this problem before!  (And I did just throw up in my mouth a little.)  I'm of no help but best of luck.

Hope you're drinking by now! 

OhSewCrafty

lrn327:

Wow, I've not had the pleasure of experiencing this problem before!  (And I did just throw up in my mouth a little.)  I'm of no help but best of luck.

Hope you're drinking by now! 

Ack. I'm not, but I should be.

C was sitting next to me on the couch and he reached behind him and came back with a handful of poop. It was all down his legs and half way up his back. Definitely a "throw him in the bath fully clothed" moment. 

I got the poop off the couch with the enzyme cleaner we use for the cat. lol Worked like a charm. 

And FTR, he thought it was hysterical. Boys. 

jillybean800

Haha, I was going to suggest pet cleaner. We have used it to get dog diarrhea off the couch before, so I would assume it works for baby poop too.

Glad it worked. Put that kid to bed and have a drink.

pitterpatter129

OhSewCrafty:

lrn327:

Wow, I've not had the pleasure of experiencing this problem before!  (And I did just throw up in my mouth a little.)  I'm of no help but best of luck.

Hope you're drinking by now! 

Ack. I'm not, but I should be.

C was sitting next to me on the couch and he reached behind him and came back with a handful of poop. It was all down his legs and half way up his back. Definitely a "throw him in the bath fully clothed" moment. 

I got the poop off the couch with the enzyme cleaner we use for the cat. lol Worked like a charm. 

And FTR, he thought it was hysterical. Boys. 

  Our issue was when we still had newborn runny breastmilk poop that leaked all.over.the.place.   Yours is sooo much grosser. LOL

 

lrn327

Oh yeah, the enzyme cleaner didn't come to mind for some reason.  I did successfully use it to get vomit out of C's rug so that definitely makes sense.  Glad it worked!