September 2012 Moms

Snooki: "I Would Die" If My Baby Bump Looked Like Jessica Simpson's

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/snooki-i-would-die-if-my-baby-bump-looked-like-jessica-simpsons-2012274?utm_source=dailynewsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter

I love how modest she is...

Polizzi added that she hasn't been wearing maternity clothes yet. "I'm so skinny that I can wear larges or extra larges. I only just bumped up to a medium," she revealed. "I'm five months and you can't really see anything. It's gonna pop up in like a week."

 

image
Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker

Re: Snooki: "I Would Die" If My Baby Bump Looked Like Jessica Simpson's

  • Snookie is ridiculous. I feel sorry for her child.
    IF DX: DOR & Fragile X pre-mutation carrier
    2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
    BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
    Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
    BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014

    May 2014 January Siggy Challenge:
    image
    image
  • Loading the player...
  • She will, however, be dressing her baby in typical Jersey fashions. "If it's a girl, animal print everywhere and blinged out everything," Polizzi said. "If it's a boy, I would dress him like Pauly."

    Lord help us.
  • Man I hope she gets HUGE!
    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
  • Manx4Manx4 member
    imageskyejo:

    She will, however, be dressing her baby in typical Jersey fashions. "If it's a girl, animal print everywhere and blinged out everything," Polizzi said. "If it's a boy, I would dress him like Pauly."

    Lord help us.

    Amen

    image
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • I hate Snookie so much. I want to punch her in her face every time I see her.
    Daisypath Anniversary tickers Lilypie First Birthday tickers AlternaTickers - Cool, free Web tickers
  • imagemrsh0606:
    Man I hope she gets HUGE!

    Same here.

    Lilypie First Birthday tickersimage
    partial molar pregnancy : bfp 6.28.10, d/c 8.17.10, 7 rounds methotrexate, cleared 7.1.11
    alexander patrick : bfp 1.16.12, born 9.20.12 @ 39w1d, 7 lbs./11 oz./22 in.
    scarlett irene elizabeth : bfp 5.24.13, born 2.3.14 @ 41w2d, 7 lbs./13 oz./19 in.
  • At least she is honest Jessica Simpson is Huge and seems like she has been pregnant for ever... lol But of course she is beautiful.. lol

     

    I know I'm huge by the end of my pregnancies too

    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
  • Manx4Manx4 member
    imagebrideandbreve:

    imagemrsh0606:
    Man I hope she gets HUGE!

    Same here.

    Just a rude comment on her part.  Seriously, everyone gains & carries differently - I hope she's attacked by a million people saying she's too small so she knows how it feels. 

    So so rude.

    image
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • imageManx4:
    imageskyejo:

    She will, however, be dressing her baby in typical Jersey fashions. "If it's a girl, animal print everywhere and blinged out everything," Polizzi said. "If it's a boy, I would dress him like Pauly."

    Lord help us.

    Amen

    The press will have a field day with her baby dressed up in all animal prints and "blinged out everything."  What was the show that coined 'prostitot?'  Are they going to come up with something worse for a baby?  

    I hope Snooki and her BF start putting away money now for the therapy their kid will need in 15 or so years.


    Nancy James 9.1.12

    Calvin Donald 8.27.14

  • What a trashy loser.
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • I find the jessica simpson comment so inappropriate.

    Image and video hosting by TinyPic
  • She's an idiot...

    image

    Cooper Edward

    9.25.12

  • Did anyone else catch in her list of healthy food choices: "lots of jelly"?? Sure, it's healthier than some things but shouldn't make your list of top 3 "healthy foods" you are trying to eat while pregnant.  lol.
    imageimage
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • Manx4Manx4 member

    imageLauraJB313:
    Did anyone else catch in her list of healthy food choices: "lots of jelly"?? Sure, it's healthier than some things but shouldn't make your list of top 3 "healthy foods" you are trying to eat while pregnant.  lol.

    haha!   Whatever, I'm betting she's indulged in a few "not healthy" foods since she got pregnant.  There is no law that says you can't...just be smart about it.  Not holier than thou.

    image
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • Pot, meet kettle. Doesn't Snooki usually look like J. Simp at 9 months pregnant?

    Also, I hate that I even know who she is. Jersey Shore represents all that is soulless and wrong in this country.

    BFP #1 10/27/2009 ~ DS1 ~ BIRTHday 7/16/2010 ~ med-free Bradley birth @ 40w5d
    BFP #2 1/22/2012 ~ DS2 & DD ~ BIRTHday 9/13/2012 ~ unplanned C-section @ 38w1d
    BFP #3 5/4/2015 ~ EDD 1/7/2016
    AlternaTickers - Cool, free Web tickers

  • I'm not sure she understands maternity clothes. Her comment makes it sound like if you're pregnant and normally wear a small you buy medium and large regular clothes before you have to buy maternity clothes.  Hello, small maternity pants would probably fit you much better than medium or large regular pants.

  • imagealice2Bcheshire:

    Also, I hate that I even know who she is. Jersey Shore represents all that is soulless and wrong in this country.

    Yes

    couldn't agree more!!


    Nancy James 9.1.12

    Calvin Donald 8.27.14

  • imagealice2Bcheshire:

    Pot, meet kettle. Doesn't Snooki usually look like J. Simp at 9 months pregnant?

    Also, I hate that I even know who she is. Jersey Shore represents all that is soulless and wrong in this country.

    I was thinking the same thing!  I can't believe she called herself "so skinny!"  Ugh....I can't stand that girl!

    Image and video hosting by TinyPic
    Baby Birthday Ticker TickerBaby Birthday Ticker Ticker


    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • How quickly she forgets that her un-pregnant bump DID look like JS's just a few yrs ago.

    Animal prints are not a typical Jersey fashion. If she was actually FROM Jersey, she would know this.

    When has she ever wore clothes that actually fit her properly? Whatever size clothes she thinks she is, she is probably about 2 sizes bigger.

    image
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker

  • I'm just giggling at the fact that the heifer calls herself "skinny". She is so full of herself...she's an over-tanned, poorly dressed, plastic little hag with an IQ of maybe 60, but somehow, she has convinced herself that she's awesome. Fame apparently makes you stupid. 
    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
  • imageLauraJB313:
    Did anyone else catch in her list of healthy food choices: "lots of jelly"?? Sure, it's healthier than some things but shouldn't make your list of top 3 "healthy foods" you are trying to eat while pregnant.  lol.

    Thank you! What's with the jelly? She's trashy, and I'd never call her skinny, pregnant or not. I feel bad for her baby.


    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker

    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • Just wear a bigger size? It doesn't really work that way. Yes, I could find non-mat pants that would fit my belly but the a$$ of those pants would be down to my knees. I'd like to wear clothes that fit, thankyouverymuch.
    ~ Waiting for our Little Spartan~
    Our Baby Boy is due September 8, 2012
    image
  • Lol, she'd better be careful talking like that. She might burst apart with stretch marks from her breasts down to her thighs and her contract with Jersey Shore will be DUNZO!   Then she'll really be sporting the animal prints 24/7.  I wonder how much jelly she'd want after that.  She's so tacky.  With all that money, I'd be wearing the most beautiful Dior and top brand pregnancy clothes I could find looking and feeling awesome...not sporting a Large from what looks like Rue21 and making tasteless comments about a star that has more talent, taste, and beauty than she will ever hope to have. 
    image
    Dexter 08/31/2012~Summer 07/25/2011~Jack 10/21/2008~Aaron 08/12/2007
  • I hope she realizes part of the reason Jessica's belly is so big is because Jessica is short...

    I'm pretty sure Snooki hasn't hit 5ft which makes her shorter... there is no where for that baby to go but out.

    BFP #1 10/28/09 EDD 06/24/10- Miscarriage 11/2/09
    BFP #2 11/30/09 EDD 08/12/10- Sophia Grace born 8/1/10
    BFP #3 11/16/10 EDD 08/04/11- Samuel Richard born 7/28/11
    BFP #4 01/04/12 EDD 09/19/12- Simon Nathaniel born 9/6/12
    BFP #5 03/27/13 EDD 11/25/13- Savannah Lee born 11/18/13
  • Yep, exactly what was I was thinking, iscadimi10! They are both short people, short torsos. It's going to make them look bigger than the average hollywood starlet that is pregnant.
    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
  • LMAO at: "I'm trying to each healthy -- fruits, lots of jelly and Italian ices. Nothing fattening at all."

    When did Jelly become healthy?  And Italian Ice?  Does she mean gelato?  Ugh, pretty sure that doesn't hit the healthy mark either.

    IF DX: DOR & Fragile X pre-mutation carrier
    2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
    BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
    Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
    BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014

    May 2014 January Siggy Challenge:
    image
    image
  • imageIBackBevo:
     

     And Italian Ice?  Does she mean gelato?  Ugh, pretty sure that doesn't hit the healthy mark either.

    Italian ice is a Philly/Jersey thing :) Think sorta like a flavored crushed ice but a million times better. (It is pretty much nothing but water, dye and artificial flavoring - rarely actual fruit - I would never in a million years call it 'healthy'!)

    I still can't believe they don't have water ice/ Italian ice everywhere. A friend came in from Arizona and was so hooked on Rita's I had to take her back daily. I can't imagine why it hasn't migrated to a super hot place like AZ!

     Oh and I totally agree with the 'soulless all that is wrong with America' line. I am ashamed for all of those girls that don't have enough sense to be ashamed of themselves.

    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
  • imagemrsh0606:
    Man I hope she gets HUGE!

    Oh, she will... she had gotten fat while on jersey shore & had just recently lost weight before she got PG.  It'll all catch up with her again & I can't wait to see it lol! 

    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
This discussion has been closed.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards
"
"