A delicate subject...

Re: A delicate subject...

• LILBIT1221 member

  April 2012

  DLD102:

  mikeandcristina:

  Does anyone ever wonder if OP is some sweaty, greasy, fat man in his 40's, surrounded by fast food wrappers and chip bags, and empty pop bottles that he's peed into, that likes to sit at his computer in his mother's basement and masturbate to the replies of pregnant women to his sex related posts? Just curious.

  Lil' bit.  HAHAHAHAHAHA!  That is all.
  

  this wang's for you DLD!

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• jenndub member

  April 2012

  kirky05:

  Just please promise that you'll use protection. The last thing you need right now is to get pregnant again.
  

   Oh God, I laughed so hard.

   And I just spent 45 minutes reading the entire fisting thread. This is the best day.
  

  
  

  
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• LILBIT1221 member

  April 2012

  ChibiMommy:

  Is it like this? 

   

  ::here lies LB::

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• ChibiMommy member

  April 2012

  LILBIT1221:

  ChibiMommy:

  Is it like this? 

   

  ::here lies LB::

   

  I love how this page is now full of helicopter wangs. lol

  <a href="http://s939.photobucket.com/albums/ad233/enmsmith/?action=view

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• alikat07 member

  April 2012

  mikeandcristina:

  Does anyone ever wonder if OP is some sweaty, greasy, fat man in his 40's, surrounded by fast food wrappers and chip bags, and empty pop bottles that he's peed into, that likes to sit at his computer in his mother's basement and masturbate to the replies of pregnant women to his sex related posts? Just curious.

  Yes, this is what I thought given the two posts with the same title.
  

  

  

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• LILBIT1221 member

  April 2012

  ChibiMommy:

  LILBIT1221:

  ChibiMommy:

  Is it like this? 

   

  ::here lies LB::

   

  I love how this page is now full of helicopter wangs. lol

  BAH! I was totally going to type "Helicopter, Helicopter, Helicopter" but I wasn't sure anyone would know WTF I was talking about. My ex would come out & do that to me when I was mad at him because he knew it would crack my sh*t up!

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• mikeandcristina member

  April 2012

  jenndub:

  kirky05:

  Just please promise that you'll use protection. The last thing you need right now is to get pregnant again.
  

   Oh God, I laughed so hard.

   And I just spent 45 minutes reading the entire fisting thread. This is the best day.
  

  I started reading the post.. I would suggest it to anyone having a bad day. My husband made me stop because I was laughing so hard I was crying by the second page and it brought on BH's.... My fave is on page one, "Her vagine is going to hang like sleeve of wizard"  LMAO

  

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• MandeeFoFandee member

  April 2012

  LILBIT1221:

  ChibiMommy:

  LILBIT1221:

  ChibiMommy:

  Is it like this? 

   

  ::here lies LB::

   

  I love how this page is now full of helicopter wangs. lol

  BAH! I was totally going to type "Helicopter, Helicopter, Helicopter" but I wasn't sure anyone would know WTF I was talking about. My ex would come out & do that to me when I was mad at him because he knew it would crack my sh*t up!

  I get the party boy dance while I'm getting ready in the morning. it's a sight to see, that's for sure.

  OP, definitely try fisting. maybe even double fisting. meow.  

  
  TTC since October 2010 | BFP 12/29/11 | RRQ BORN 08/26/12
  planned | married | blogged
  

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• MrsCox1029 member

  April 2012

  LILBIT1221:

  ChibiMommy:

  LILBIT1221:

  ChibiMommy:

  Is it like this? 

   

  ::here lies LB::

   

  I love how this page is now full of helicopter wangs. lol

  BAH! I was totally going to type "Helicopter, Helicopter, Helicopter" but I wasn't sure anyone would know WTF I was talking about. My ex would come out & do that to me when I was mad at him because he knew it would crack my sh*t up!

  LOL exactly what I was thinking!!
  

  

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• stf3814 member

  April 2012

  Just finished reading OP's post from first tri with the same subject.  Gotta say, after reading that, this is definitely a fat slob masterbating behind his computer with dorito stained fingers.

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• LILBIT1221 member

  April 2012

  MandeeFoFandee:

  LILBIT1221:

  ChibiMommy:

  LILBIT1221:

  ChibiMommy:

  Is it like this? 

   

  ::here lies LB::

   

  I love how this page is now full of helicopter wangs. lol

  BAH! I was totally going to type "Helicopter, Helicopter, Helicopter" but I wasn't sure anyone would know WTF I was talking about. My ex would come out & do that to me when I was mad at him because he knew it would crack my sh*t up!

  I get the party boy dance while I'm getting ready in the morning. it's a sight to see, that's for sure.

  OP, definitely try fisting. maybe even double fisting. meow.  

  FTR, that is totally unfair to tell us when you have a pic of your DH in your siggy!

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• Mizsoccer83 member

  April 2012

  I was going to come on here and post something serious about not feeling well and stumbled on this AMAZING thread! I am laying in bed, sick, and laughing so hard I am crying. This was the cure I needed. LMFAO...best.thread.ever!

  

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• MandeeFoFandee member

  April 2012

  LILBIT1221:

  FTR, that is totally unfair to tell us when you have a pic of your DH in your siggy!

  haaaaa, true. trust me, that is the least weird thing he does for his own amusement. it's like I live with a 12 year old boy.  

  
  TTC since October 2010 | BFP 12/29/11 | RRQ BORN 08/26/12
  planned | married | blogged
  

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• LILBIT1221 member

  April 2012

  MrsCox1029:

  LILBIT1221:

  ChibiMommy:

  LILBIT1221:

  ChibiMommy:

  Is it like this? 

   

  ::here lies LB::

   

  I love how this page is now full of helicopter wangs. lol

  BAH! I was totally going to type "Helicopter, Helicopter, Helicopter" but I wasn't sure anyone would know WTF I was talking about. My ex would come out & do that to me when I was mad at him because he knew it would crack my sh*t up!

  LOL exactly what I was thinking!!
  

  ::high five!::

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• LILBIT1221 member

  April 2012

  MandeeFoFandee:

  LILBIT1221:

  FTR, that is totally unfair to tell us when you have a pic of your DH in your siggy!

  haaaaa, true. trust me, that is the least weird thing he does for his own amusement. it's like I live with a 12 year old boy.  

  ha-ha that's awesome. I read your reply, laughed, scrolled down a bit & was all OH COME ON, that isn't fair! LMAO.

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• njmama2012

  April 2012

  MandJS:

  Ambsies:

  You should try fisting.  Not only will you then be able to accommodate your H's ginormous peen, you're also preparing for childbirth!

  ETA:  link is perfectly safe- I promise!
  

  Oh the fisting post. That was a good day. 

   This is PRICELESS!

  

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  April 2012

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• Sarah10612 member

  April 2012

  Ambsies:

  You should try fisting.  Not only will you then be able to accommodate your H's ginormous peen, you're also preparing for childbirth!

  ETA:  link is perfectly safe- I promise!
  

   

  OMG I seriously just peed my pants reading that post.... HILARIOUS!!
  

   

  
  

  Me: 29 (PCOS) DH:40 (Motility issues)

  TTC#2 since 2/1/2013

  2/13- Clomid 100mg/Metformin 1000mg= BFN

  3/13- Clomid 100mg/Metformin 1000mg= BFN

  4/14- Meet with RE, change of plans....

  4/26- Begin Injectibles (Bravelle 150iu)

  5/6- Switch to Menopur (225iu) & 1500mf of Metformin

  5/11- Trigger

  5/13- 1st IUI - BFN

  5/29- BCP due to cyst on ovary 

  6/17- Begin injectibles (150iu Menopur)

  6/26- Trigger

  6/28- 2nd IUI-BFP 

  
  

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• alice2Bcheshire member

  April 2012

  Damnit. I actually had to do real work and missed all the helicopter c0cks.

  ::pouts:: 

  BFP #1 10/27/2009 ~ DS1 ~ BIRTHday 7/16/2010 ~ med-free Bradley birth @ 40w5d
  BFP #2 1/22/2012 ~ DS2 & DD ~ BIRTHday 9/13/2012 ~ unplanned C-section @ 38w1d

  BFP #3 5/4/2015 ~ EDD 1/7/2016
  
  
  

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• ATMmom324 member

  April 2012

  This thread made my day.  I go grocery shopping and miss all the fun.  

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• kelnyc member

  April 2012

  ::pats her fellow 2T girls on the back for a job well done::

   

   
  

   

  Greater Than the Sum of Its Parts: best of me + best of him = best baby ever 
  

  After 22 cycles and 4 failed IUIs, Serafina joined our family through IVF/ICSI, born 8.28.12

  Our surprise baby, Juliette, is due 12.8.14!

  
  

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• alice2Bcheshire member

  April 2012

  Ambsies:

  You should try fisting.  Not only will you then be able to accommodate your H's ginormous peen, you're also preparing for childbirth!

  ETA:  link is perfectly safe- I promise!
  

  That was 11 pages of awesome. Thankyousomuch!

  BFP #1 10/27/2009 ~ DS1 ~ BIRTHday 7/16/2010 ~ med-free Bradley birth @ 40w5d
  BFP #2 1/22/2012 ~ DS2 & DD ~ BIRTHday 9/13/2012 ~ unplanned C-section @ 38w1d

  BFP #3 5/4/2015 ~ EDD 1/7/2016
  
  
  

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• billiencorey

  April 2012

  Ambsies:

  You should try fisting.  Not only will you then be able to accommodate your H's ginormous peen, you're also preparing for childbirth!

  ETA:  link is perfectly safe- I promise!
  

  OMG!! lmaooooooo

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• LILBIT1221 member

  April 2012

  alice2Bcheshire:

  Ambsies:

  You should try fisting.  Not only will you then be able to accommodate your H's ginormous peen, you're also preparing for childbirth!

  ETA:  link is perfectly safe- I promise!
  

  That was 11 pages of awesome. Thankyousomuch!

  that was a great day in bump history. Truth.

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