You know your a mom when...

HollyBee013 · April 2012

So, I was feeding LO this morning when it hit me that, well, Im a mom now. It dawned on me as I looked down and saw poop on my hand. Then, it all started coming together....

1. You look down and see poopy on your hand from diaper changing.

2. Everything rhymes. Things like poopy doopy, burpie durpie, etc.

3. You are so sleep deprived, you leave the house without deodorant on.

When did it hit you that you are now a mommy?? (besides giving birth of course!)

Elisha Shick · April 2012

when you get to take a shower long enough to shave your legs

when running on 3 to 4 hours of sleep becomes your norm

Maryland08 · April 2012

You bounce and sway as soon as you hear a baby cry without actually holding a baby.

Amberrrr · April 2012

Maryland08:
You bounce and sway as soon as you hear a baby cry without actually holding a baby.

LOL!

When you stop finding humor in things you used to think were funny.

Example: Family Guy.

h0b0girl · April 2012

When waking up at 5 am seems like a treat after weeks of waking up at 3 am.

blushingbride_08 · April 2012

Leaving the house takes twice as long.

beth2882 · April 2012

Elisha Shick:
when you get to take a shower long enough to shave your legs

This! I love when my mom comes over to see her granddaughter because I can take a long, hot shower that includes shaving my legs!

RebeccaLovesChris · April 2012

... you are shushing everything from the TV, to the dog, to the ice maker

... you are late for everything

... you can't make plans for before 1:00pm because you don't know if you will be awake or not

Eveamlizya · April 2012

When LO poops or pees in the middle of a diaper change and all you do is stand back, laugh, and wait til they finish...lol.

When you find spit up in your cleavage and didn't even know LO spit up lol.

and All of the Above!

kristyb04 · April 2012

when going to Target alone is the highlight of your day.

hayliedc · April 2012

Maryland08:
You bounce and sway as soon as you hear a baby cry without actually holding a baby.

This!

dino24saur · April 2012

when you search and search for the pacifer the baby just had and you find it, in your cleavage.

Chrisaloyd · April 2012

When you call the doctor wondering why your steri-strips from the c-section haven't fallen off...she asks "you are rubbing on them everyday in the shower, right?" wrong. My daily shower has turned into a twice weekly event..if I'm lucky.

Your life revolves around 2.5 hour intervals

Watching your baby stare at you with a huge smile brings tears to your eyes!

greenluckies · April 2012

Life revolves around feedings. You can pack baby up, clean, take a quick shower, do things around the house because you know baby will (hopefully) sleep after a feeding.

nmaldo77 · April 2012

Maryland08:
You bounce and sway as soon as you hear a baby cry without actually holding a baby.

This! But sometimes there isn't even a baby crying... I just sway/rock all the time.

JH516 · April 2012

kristyb04:
when going to Target alone is the highlight of your day.

LOL totally

leaningcar99 · April 2012

Maryland08:
You bounce and sway as soon as you hear a baby cry without actually holding a baby.

This!

Also, you bounce/swing your bowl of cereal while DH holds the baby, only to end up wearing your cereal.

Wipz · April 2012

...going back to work feels like you just took on a second job and you wonder why you are working twice as hard for less paycheck because you just added LO to your insurance.

..when you feel like going to the courthouse to officially change your name to Daisy the dairy cow.

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