This is the UO thing. (title edited)

LILBIT1221 · April 2012

t watley:
kirky05:
I forgot all about helmet-wearing while riding bikes until now. I never did when I was younger. Thank you for saving my kids' lyfes.

Sucks they'll be dorks.

i love you

hopkins5 · April 2012

CinemaGoddess:
kirky05:

They'll be those kids who are dorks, but are the cool dorks who hang out with the jocks and cheerleaders. Just you wait and see.

Not Screech, right? I would be very upset if either of your children become a Screech.

I would be very upset as well. Screech came to my school a few years ago. His standup was terrible, and he was an ***.

Bailey81 · April 2012

I wish I'd made spouse wear a helmet.

scoutkate · April 2012

Who would you do: Screech or Carrot Top?

I'd probably do Screech.

CinemaGoddess · April 2012

CARROT TOP.

scoutkate · April 2012

I would do anyone in the world before I would do Carrot Top.

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CinemaGoddess · April 2012

Carrot Top is like Ned Flanders.

He looks like a complete dork and isn't pretty in the face, but when he takes off his shirt it's like HELLO MUSCLES.

CinemaGoddess · April 2012

Dudes.

I saw the Screech porno.

Not impressed.

scoutkate · April 2012

CinemaGoddess:

Carrot Top is like Ned Flanders.

He looks like a complete dork and isn't pretty in the face, but when he takes off his shirt it's like HELLO MUSCLES.

Whihc makes him THAT MUCH creepier.

scoutkate · April 2012

CinemaGoddess:

Dudes.

I saw the Screech porno.

Not impressed.

For the love of God, WHY?

CinemaGoddess · April 2012

scoutkate:
CinemaGoddess:

Dudes.

I saw the Screech porno.

Not impressed.

For the love of God, WHY?

For laughs.

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CinemaGoddess · April 2012

Whatever.

I also watched the Pamela and Tommy Lee porno.

CinemaGoddess · April 2012

Change of topic:

DH explained Liberation Theology to me last night. It sounds pretty bad-ass and is the kind of Christianity I can get behind.

ali_bl-nov05 · April 2012

scoutkate:
CinemaGoddess:

Carrot Top is like Ned Flanders.

He looks like a complete dork and isn't pretty in the face, but when he takes off his shirt it's like HELLO MUSCLES.

Whihc makes him THAT MUCH creepier.

Word. I can't imagine anybody who I would be less likely to find atractive

CinemaGoddess · April 2012

It was larger, but not impressive enough to make me want to bang him.

KJmashup · April 2012

My DH said Dustin Diamond (Screech) came to his small hometown to do a stand-up comedy show (?) back during the 1990s. He was at the Holiday Inn. He was acting like a spoiled, arrogant, entitled, self-righteous egomaniac A-lister. And the show sucked too.

ali_bl-nov05 · April 2012

CinemaGoddess:
Carrot Top is like Ned Flanders.

He looks like a complete dork and isn't pretty in the face, but when he takes off his shirt it's like HELLO MUSCLES.

Seriously, I'm disturbed by this. maybe even more than I was by M2O shoes. The UO thread today doesn't have a clear winner for me.

CinemaGoddess · April 2012

Put a paper bag over his head, yo.

CinemaGoddess · April 2012

Although his nipples are weird. And his sternum is weird.

I am not attracted to him. I am more attracted to him than I am Screech.

He does not replace the 10th Doctor or Colin Firth.

ali_bl-nov05 · April 2012

Mom2Oli:
ali_bl-nov05:
CinemaGoddess:
Carrot Top is like Ned Flanders.

He looks like a complete dork and isn't pretty in the face, but when he takes off his shirt it's like HELLO MUSCLES.
Seriously, I'm disturbed by this. maybe even more than I was by M2O shoes. The UO thread today doesn't have a clear winner for me.
on COME ON, I've been declared winner already!
And I'm going to come back and post my outfit when I wear those!

I beg you to do so.

ali_bl-nov05 · April 2012

Excuse me for a little while, I have to go claw my eyes out and bleach my brain.

Not even a warning... not cool, CG, not cool. That s**t can't be unseen.

CinemaGoddess · April 2012

I find my pennywise picture more disturbing and nobody mentioned that.

You guys are weird.

Scary clown: Meh.

Carrot Top: OMG! ARE YOU INSANE! EYE-BLEACH IS REQUIRED!

ali_bl-nov05 · April 2012

CinemaGoddess:
I find my pennywise picture more disturbing and nobody mentioned that.

You guys are weird.

Scary clown: Meh.

Carrot Top: OMG! ARE YOU INSANE! EYE-BLEACH IS REQUIRED!

The scary clown is not real, yo. Carrot top is real and he doesn't even try to be scary.

HappyMama2011 · April 2012

kirky05:
mbenit4:
kirky05:

This is more of a confession, but whatever. On Easter, we attended a church that I fell in love with. We had a blast, the kids had a blast, and I talked about it all the way to my uncle's Easter dinner about how excited I am to start going there. This was after 3 long years of searching for a church that we love. Last night, DH told me that he saw his ex-gf there but didn't want to say anything. This was a girl that he had a long fling with and he told me that it was more of a sexual thing than anything.

I am pissed. I'm a somewhat jealous person, so knowing that an ex-gf of his is there is enough to put a damper on the whole thing. I have been internally seething at DH about ruining our church experience because of his stupid ex-gf, even though I know it's my shiit to get over.

I am with you on this. I don't care if it seems immature. I don't think I would be comfortable going. My mind wouldn't be on church but on her.
I'm just so pissed because 3 YEARS. I'll probably just suck it up and go anyway.

Hopefully, she was only there because it was Easter and you only have to deal with possibly running into her on Christmas and Easter going forward.

Mt2G1012 · April 2012

My kids will be wearing helmets on bikes, rollerblading, etc. We wear helmets on bikes as well. DH did biking races and competitions in HS so wearing a helmet is normal to him. I live a major cycling city so they have bike lanes almost everywhere. 95% of people wear helmets. Those that don't look like, and are, idiots. This is kind of like ERF to me. I'll do whatever I can to hopefully prevent a serious head injury to my child.

Kitiara5512 · April 2012

Mom2Oli:

I know I can always come up with an UO related to shoes. I love these and just got a pair:

No, I will not be running any 5Ks in it.

Yeah, but you may still go out in public and then anyone seeing you would go blind instantly - from your natural beauty and from the fug shoes.

Kitiara5512 · April 2012

lissa_emily:
car seat:
CinemaGoddess:

t watley:
Here's my side-eyeable contribution for the day:

I know it's the law, safer, yadda, yadda, yadda, but I really hate knowing that I will have to put a helmet on Spencer when he rides bikes. I had a flag on my bike when I was a kid and it always made me feel like the biggest dork on the planet. I was so embarrassed by it. If my parents had made me wear a helmet too, I probably would have packed my kiddie bags and hit the kiddie road.

I would rather have my kid look like a dork on a bike than have her end up in the hospital with a serious head injury.

No joke. When I was 10 my bike hit a rock and I went over the handle bars. I badly fractured my wrist and my helmet was split in two. If I hadn't been wearing it, that would have been my skull.

The flameful part is that I still feel like a dork wearing a helmet, but I really like my skull intact. I'm hoping that all of the kids will just be used to wearing helmets so it won't be a big deal for ours.

That's what I am thinking. The helmet law only came into place when I was 12. There was no way I was going to look like a geek and wear a helmet. If my parents would've made me wear one from day one, it wouldn't have been geeky. Plus, the helmets nowadays are much nicer than the mushroom head helmet I had to wear. DS looks adorable in his.

Today, I am feeling like the of/have nazi. It drives me insane when people, especially management, cannot tell the difference between "of" and the contraction for "have" tacked on to a "would" "should" etc.

Lol at "mushroom head helmet". Yes, that is where my mind went.

My UO: I dont have one. All my opinions are popular and I dont have it in me to do another "human beings are the plague blah blah blah" post.

[Deleted User] · April 2012

Carrot Top stopped taking the 'roids.

LilyRose28 · April 2012

Heh, I just went on FB and saw the local Safe Kids group updated their cover photo to this:

seahorse102410 · April 2012

I know I will make my child wear his helmet but I have to agree they are awful looking. And they mess up your hair!

nealbl · April 2012

gwinnygirl:
Late, but - I like the idea of a gender reveal party & would totally go to one for a close friend/family member, it sounds kinda fun to me.

I would go to one but never planned on doing one myself. DH is all into it and wants to do one with this baby. So I guess I have to plan a freaking gender party now. Like I need one extra thing on my plate.

nealbl · April 2012

Here is mine more of a confession

Ever since they made the my posts button so complicated. I rarely return to a post after I comment on it to see what others have to say. I know I am lazy

for all I know you guys are talking some serious schiznit on me and I have no clue

nealbl · April 2012

gwinnygirl:
nealbl:

gwinnygirl:
Late, but - I like the idea of a gender reveal party & would totally go to one for a close friend/family member, it sounds kinda fun to me.

I would go to one but never planned on doing one myself. DH is all into it and wants to do one with this baby. So I guess I have to plan a freaking gender party now. Like I need one extra thing on my plate.

Yeah, I get why people think they're gratuitous & stuff, I really do. But, I think it would be a fun thing to do w/close friends & family, especially for a second pregnancy if you're not doing a shower/sprinkle/sip & see or what-have-you. I'm on the fence as to whether I would do one myself - guess I'll decide when the time comes .

I think I am more upset that I will have to wait that much longer to know the gender. Our appts are usually scheduled on a Tuesday. So then the envelope of mystery would go to the person baking the cake or whatever and then I would have to wait till Friday or Saturday to have everyone over and find out. I am a really impatient person so that sounds like torture to me.

Kitiara5512 · April 2012

lissa_emily:
Kitiara5512:
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Today, I am feeling like the of/have nazi. It drives me insane when people, especially management, cannot tell the difference between "of" and the contraction for "have" tacked on to a "would" "should" etc.

Lol at "mushroom head helmet". Yes, that is where my mind went.

My UO: I dont have one. All my opinions are popular and I dont have it in me to do another "human beings are the plague blah blah blah" post.

Sorry, my brain is in interview/don't puke mode. Thank you for correcting my grammar.

It's not even you or your post. I go through customer service case documentation for QC and OMFG, there are district managers who do.not.know the difference. And another OMFG, its subpoena, not supina, and thats from a cc to our legal dept. Really dumbassses? You are in charge of 20+ stores and you can't spell at the middle/highschool level or use contractions?

Kat_Bride · April 2012

RedWingsFan:
My UO - I feel bad for George Zimmerman's family - NOT for him, but for his family. They presumably didn't do anything wrong but will have to suffer because of his stupidity for a long time. I think that sucks.

I obviously feel way worse for Trayvon Martin's family, since they lost a child in a violent and senseless manner, but I still feel for Zimmerman's family.

I don't. They raised Zimmerman, and they are most likely a big reason as to why he is a racist. Racist people usually grow up in racist households.

hmp1 · April 2012

t watley:
Here's my side-eyeable contribution for the day:

I know it's the law, safer, yadda, yadda, yadda, but I really hate knowing that I will have to put a helmet on Spencer when he rides bikes. I had a flag on my bike when I was a kid and it always made me feel like the biggest dork on the planet. I was so embarrassed by it. If my parents had made me wear a helmet too, I probably would have packed my kiddie bags and hit the kiddie road.

My kid loves wearing his helmet and when the neighborhood kids come to our driveway to skate or jump their bikes we make them wear a helmet. It is known and everyone just does it.

As soon as we get outside, I ask DS where is your helmet and he puts his hand on his head and starts looking for it in the garage. He gets a huge smile when he finds it.

HappyMama2011 · April 2012

seahorse102410:
I know I will make my child wear his helmet but I have to agree they are awful looking. And they mess up your hair!

I will make my girls wear helmets as well. DD#1 is SUPER fair skinned and I am sure #2 will be as well. They will totally be those kids at the pool with the long sleeved UV shirts on. Well, until they figure out that they can just bring a bag and stuff their helmets and UV shirts in it somewhere between the house and the pool.

hmp1 · April 2012

t watley:
kirky05:
I forgot all about helmet-wearing while riding bikes until now. I never did when I was younger. Thank you for saving my kids' lyfes.

Sucks they'll be dorks.

Helmets are cool. DH skateboards and you have to wear a helmet at all the parks, even the adults.

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