April 2012 Moms

I've already spanked my child...

and she hasn't even been born yet! She keeps sticking her little butt waaaaaay out until it hurts and makes my belly look deformed. I finally had enough of it and started tapping her butt until she put it back down. (gently, I promise) 

Why can't she just head down and out instead I sticking her butt out?!? 

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Re: I've already spanked my child...

  • HA.

    DD and I reguarly spank her brothers butt. I'm probably not as gentle as you about it either. ahahah

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  • haha I've been doing this too. Dh was laughing watching me do it yesterday. It works though! I can't believe his little bum feels so sharp.  
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  • Haha been there, done that! This little guy LOVES to press his little butt into me and its only getting worse as he runs out of room!
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  • I get this sometimes too.  And just a minute ago my fetus stuck what must've either been her fist or her foot into my belly button and pushed until it popped fully outward.  It hasn't been an "inny" in a few months, but I had to push on it with my hand to move Baby's appendage and flatten it back out.
  • I tend to use more of a  persuasive push with the palm of my hand! But s/he definitely deserves it sometimes!
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  • I have to do the same thing a few times per day!! He always stick his butt way out on the right side and it hurts. Dh has seen me push LO back in so many times now he just laughs and says, oh, he must be sticking his butt out again.
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    I get this sometimes too.  And just a minute ago my fetus stuck what must've either been her fist or her foot into my belly button and pushed until it popped fully outward.  It hasn't been an "inny" in a few months, but I had to push on it with my hand to move Baby's appendage and flatten it back out.

    Oh my gosh, how strange!!

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  • Oh yes...Rosalie gets a spanking daily!
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  • Haha, you aren't alone!  I spank Zach's little bottom when he pokes it out hard (which is ALL THE TIME)!
  • Addison did this when she was inside, and now she does it when we cuddle! It's so cute.
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