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Toddlers: 12 - 24 Months
FFFC
Because I want to type mine before I forget, even though it's lame.
I wish shows like GOT and True Blood weren't HBO-produced because I don't like them being so graphic (TB more than GOT with the sex). I'm kind of prudish and it makes me feel uncomfortable watching people fkcing with everything out in the open, ya know? I had to stop watching TB after season 1 which stinks because I like the books and think I'd like the show if it wasn't so graphic.
Also, I had to check my calendar before posting because I've been off all week. Wednesday I was wondering why there wasn't a real UO thread besides Yules' vegan-inspired one.
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Re: FFFC
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I spilled an entire container of blueberries on the floor at Walmart this morning. Then the loose berries still in my cart slowly trickled out as I went to checkout, so I left a blueberry trail behind me. The employees must be loving me right now after they've been all mushed. Whoops (in my defense, the lid wasn't closed all the way!)
When I was a freshman in high school, I faked an injury to get out of gym class. My mom took me to urgent care where they x rayed it. There was a fracture in my wrist and I needed a cast! I think it was from cheerleading because I didn't so much as bump my arm wrong in any other setting.
And I have another one, that's kind of flameful but it's flame free right?
I don't really like my dog any more. I feel terrible saying (typing) that, but it's true. I've had him since he was 6 weeks old and I was in college. And I have LOVED that dog and praised him as the most awesome dog in the universe. He used to have this great doggy personality, was so happy and affectionate, etc.
Since we had the baby (almost 2 years now), the dog wants NOTHING to do with us. He mostly just keeps to himself all day long. He never wants to play or anything. I don't think he's touched a ball or any other toy for about 2 years now. He is also 13 years old now, so part of it is that he's just turned into a crotchety old man dog. He REALLY wants nothing to do with our son, who gets so excited if he can ever get close enough to touch his fluffy fur before the dog hightails it out of there.
The only time he DOES come out to see us is when we are eating or I'm cooking. Then he is underfoot the entire time trying to trip me, and he paces around the dinner table panting LOUDLY.
Oh, and he has a partially collapsed trachea, so he is constantly making this hacking sound like he's coughing up hairballs. I know he can't help it and I feel bad for him, but still - it's a disgusting sound. It wears on you.
Oh, and he pooped in the house this week. He's been housebroken for years, the back door was WIDE open. And it wasn't like diahrrea sick - it was just normal poop. He was just too lazy to go outside.
Plus whenever he does get sick, he insists on vomitting on the carpet. 80% of our house is tile and hardwoods.
I'd never give him away or anything, but I really feel like we're now just mutually tolerating each other until he goes to the big dog park in the sky. Sigh. I hate it that I now view my dog as a source of constant annoyance.
Here is a picture of him back when he had a personality.
I'm a pee-on-a-stickaholic. I pretty much know I am not pregnant but the .001% chance has me wanting to run to the store to get some. I can't keep any in the house because I will pee on them. Now I sound like a creepo who likes to pee on things.
Hugs to you hon. You've had one hellavu week. Take it easy & relax if you can. You deserve it.
Oh, I know, they are pretty true to the books (though I think there's more graphic sex on TB the show than in the books IIRC...I mean, I know there's sex in the books but I don't think it's quite the visual. lol). We did end up FFing through the scenes in GOT. We knew going in there'd be boobies and humping so we were prepared to FF, but DH is very conservative Christian so he's really uncomfortable actually watching it. He did get hooked on the show anyway, though, so we'll be back for season 2 when it comes out on DVD.
Yesterday when people were bashing the cliquey mom groups, I got kind of offended. I belong to a bunch of mom groups. These are people that I have stuff in common with: we're neighbors, or we go to the same gym, or our kids are in the same preschool class. I don't exclude anyone who wants to join us, but if I'm in mid conversation with someone else, I don't go out of my way to invite them in either ya know?
I literally laughed out loud at my desk and almost spit my coffee everywhere!
My FFFC is that I'm pissed at my brother, even though I probably shouldn't be. DS1 has been sick all week. He woke up w/ a fever Sunday night and it hasn't gone away since. He has tonsillitis. DH and I have been switching back and forth taking days off work, working half days, etc to be at home with him. My brother is 24 and works as a server right now. He's off today. I texted him last night to see if he would come sit with DS1 from about 9:30-2:30 for us. I also offered to pay him for it. He said no b/c he has to work all weekend and last night was his only night to go out and drink and he didn't want to have to wake up early.
I get that my kids are not his responsibility. I'm not really mad that he's not helping us, I'm just more pissed about his reasoning for not wanting to help. I know he's young, but we would do anything to help him if he needed it. Also, he and his girlfriend watched the boys for us on Wed night so we could go out to eat for DH's birthday. So, I probably REALLY shouldn't be irritated with him, but I still am.
We are still doing this.
I hated TrueBlood, especially the soft porn and the accents, so much that I have not picked up a Sookie Stackhouse book since. I am far from a prude, but that show went so far off the books and made it all about nekid people so much that it pissed me off.
I do not like British shows in general - exception for Gordon Ramsey - but am really liking watching Dr. Who with DH. I am pissed off he doesn't want to watch an episode every night. .
Actually, I'm just pissed and ready for AF to go away so I can get laid. I will be a bitchybitch until I get some.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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Totally my kid. His shorts are like capri pants.
When I was still with my X, he would always guilty me into getting him a glass of water. He drank A LOT of water so it was really annoying to me to have to get it. I would have to go down a flight of stairs and into the garage. When I was 8 months pregnant, I fell in the garage getting him water and factured my ankle.
Anyway, I would take a drink of his water, swish it around in my mouth and spit it back in his cup before I gave it to him.
Ellie's favorite song is Barbie Girl by Aqua. There is a video with Bootes and Dora dancing to it on youtube and she loves to watch it. When she gets fussy during diaper changes (ie she flips the *** out), I start singing that song and she starts bobbing her head and laughing. My husband just stares at me.
Haha. We got rid of our cable right before I went on ML. It was horrible. I would get sucked in to stupid shows like Dr. Phil but then turn them off because I wouldn't want DS to hear all the yelling.
I wiped the top of LO's butt/diaper last night since his poop was pushing up. It was half an hour before bathtime so I didn't want to waste a diaper.
I'm kind of with Lily on the graphicness of GoT on HBO.
I'm down with the book-related sexy stuff, but that scene with Littlefinger and Roz and that other chick wasn't in the books. The girls were in the room when I watched that scene and I shut it down immediately once I saw what was going on.
Fuuuck you, HBO, for bringing unnecessary sexy stuff into GoT. It's sexy enough as it is and there isn't enough naked Tyrion. Fuuuck you.
My FFFC: My phone died yesterday. It wasn't a smartphone but it did have a QWERTY keyboard for texting. I got a loaner phone until my new phone can be delivered. The loaner is a cheap-ass flip phone with no camera and no QWERTY keyboard.
and I love it. Like I want to hug it and call it Howard. It's so so so nice to not have to worry about butt dialing someone.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
My husband's entire wardrobe is college t-shirts! They're all from just random colleges and he gets asked a lot, "oh, did you go to such and such school?". His response, "No, I just like collecting college t-shirts". He's an adult now and I feel like he should dress like one. Not some poor college kid. Urgh!
My entire wardrobe is Michigan t-shirts. But at least I (and DH) did go there (and am proud) so I don't feel too bad about that. I do feel bad I look like a crappy, overgrown college student trying to look young, though. My excuse is I'm a SAHM and don't need to look good most of the time (and want to be comfy), but I do still feel bad. Maybe when I lose weight, I'll invest in more good clothing. My DH, however, wears a shirt and tie most days and looks nice.
Off to put on my Michigan shirt! At least today there is a reason since we play in the tournament. Both of my kids are donning Michigan today, too.
Glad he isn't the only one. His work is super casual so he still wears them to work too!
I felt that way about our cat too. We had to put him to sleep in December, and while I was sad that he was gone, I honestly don't really miss his annoying old cat personality at all.
Uh, we still watch tv in front of DS. I make DH wait to watch certain shows until after DS' bed time (he was watching boxing and DS started punching the air :S). But we still watch family guy and the like in front of him.
DH grew up on the tv and video games and movies whereas I was more of an Internet junkie, so I really want him not to turn out like us. But the kid goes crazy for sports on tv and singing shows.
GO BLUE!!! Class of 2001 here
Also, creepy e-hugs DC2London - I'm so sorry
Going to the school is a good excuse to wear the clothes. Sorry if I made you feel bad.
+1
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.